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Vodka + Coke

Vodka + Red Bull

Both of these, drank in large quantities, have lead to some of the greatest nights of my life.

fuck Pepsi, you might aswell just stick your dick in a tin of syrup.

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Vodka + Coke

Vodka + Red Bull

Both of these, drank in large quantities, have lead to some of the greatest nights of my life.

fuck Pepsi, you might aswell just stick your dick in a tin of syrup.

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A number of people died last year as a direct result of combining vodka and Red Bull. No kidding.

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It's true - well-meaning dickheads were lobbying the Australian government to ban Red Bull, along with other similar new age energy drinks, because there had been several Red Bull-related deaths in Europe. Young, healthy people were apparently dying of heart failure after imbibing it. What these do-gooders failed to mention was that the red Bull was mixed with strong spirits, and drunk in copious quantities by "young healthy people" who were also off their fucking heads on ecstacy and speed.

My Red Eye Platinum is still safe, thank God.

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