Now, *that* is a manly man story if I ever heard one.
: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The closest I have to manliness is threatening to decapitate a man with a 3 and a half foot katana because he came into my house, and told me is hould feel bad because he felt guilty for trying to sleep with my wife (now ex-wife)

I calmly asked him to leave, and when that didn't work, I put him in a choke hold with the sword to his neck and repeated myself adding the decapitation bit on. He WET himself, I divorced her, and now she has two children by him, and he is impotent, jobless, living with his mom and smoking too much pot.

The idea of revenge seemed pointless after that.

But it did feel really good to threaten to off someones head.

Incidently, I got both the cats and the good china out of the divorce.

All she got was two kids (not mine) and herpes... heh heh heh

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

That's how you win fistfights: Bring a sword.

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What others say about boorite!

They probably came for the fawn.

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What others say about boorite!

I gave up my seat on the bus for an old lady today. I don't get the chance often - Seattle public transportation is a wet dream after taking the tuna-tight Chicago El for so long.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet