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Okay, let's run with this, uh, "logic" of yours...
DexX says, "Did you see that pile of shit The Time Machine? My god, someone ate the cast and script, took some laxatives, and shat a whole lotta diarrhoea onto celluloid!"
The Time Machine contains the following which , regardless of how crap it is , make it "Rock by default"
1. Guy Pearce. Anyone who can make it from "Neighbours" to "Memento" via "Priscilla , Queen of the Desert" rocks by default.
2. Mark Addy. Hes short , fat and ugly , yet still makes millions. Its like a celluloid version of Bill Gates.
3. Samantha Mumba. Shes Irish. She sings. Shes got an ass that built a thousand erections. She cant act , but neither can Britney.
(Yeh , its a crap script , but so many things about the concept rocked , that the movie itself really became irrelevant. Its Directed by the grandson of H.G.Wells for chrissakes).
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