Damn , an hour or so too late for this.

CC 115 - Its Late , but who cares. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-24-02

Wow. So , your girlfriend left you after that night you spent in the Heartbreak Hotel? Yeh , im all shook up about it. Any idea how i can get over it? I dunno man. But if you try what i think youre gonna try , youll end up doing a Jailhouse Rock. Ahhh , you aint nothing but a hound dog. Wait , here comes Elvis now , maybe he can help me. Wow , Elvis. Youre the king of rock n roll. Any idea how i can win by girlfriend back? But of course son. She should hang out with you and me In the Ghetto.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"