Mentions to ObiJo, TheElPaso and fuzzyman.

But the winner is...

THE MEETING by nintariman 2-26-01

MEETING! GGAYYYAHBAGINA. NEWFOUND PLEASURE! LOVE BALLOON! EVERYBODY WINS! MAYHAPS RAPING AND MURDERING SCHOOLGIRLS IS A BAD IDEA. I AM AN ASIAN. FUNNY LAUGH AT MY GOOKDOM.

Oh, wait. That wasn't actually in it. I suppose I'll give it to Scyess, then.

NAMBLA and the Catholic Church. Together again, for the first time!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Off you go Scyess!

Off you go Scyess!

Thanks for the ringing endorsement. I'm flattered almost beyond the near-apathy surrounding my victory.

I've noticed that I seem to win the contest with the fewest legal entrants. Not that I'm complaining... anyway, I've got a real stinker for y'all in the next one...

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"Old" is the old new.