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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual
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Is to too late to post our heinous puns in this thread?
No? GOOD!
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| Hey, Jesus. That cross is looking pretty ragged. Aren't you going to get a new one? | |
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| Naw, they're too expensive. | |
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| Hi, Jesus. Is that you're '78 Pinto parked over there? | |
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| Yeah. I'm waiting for a dip in auto prices before I buy a new one. | |
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Little known fact: not only does Jesus save, he's downright miserly.
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| Hi, Jesus! Want to buy some of my girl scout cookies? | |
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| What? Do I look like I'm made of money? | |
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| I think my razor blade is dull. | |
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| I'll say! All the conversations I've had with it have been extremely one-sided. | |
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| ...so then he says, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here with that tee shirt on. Long sleeves are required." That's when I pled the 2nd. | |
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| Yeah! The right to bare arms! Haha! | |
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| Hm... same reaction. Except maybe a few more kicks to the groin... | |
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| You know, the Hippocratic oath says it's okay not to treat people like you. | |
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Actually, that last one is one of my favorites. I'm sure I have many more pun comics, but those are the only ones that come to mind. Fortunately for you.
--- "Old" is the old new.
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