My arse is of the colossal cheek variety.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

(Dammit, I'm a n00b.) Hey, treat the occasional n00b with respect. Look at me. I bet the next 5 posts will harass me, both verbally and sexually.

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Huh? Think you're a fucking psychic, do ya? Huhe? Answer me! ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING NEWBIE FREAK!!!

...oops!

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I bet you're wrong, jizzgobbler, and you should be Toborized for even suggesting it.

Damn it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Looks like we both fell for his cunning trap, wirthling.

...that newbie fuckhead!

...oops! Again!

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Well, that newbie felchophile ain't gonna get me to fall for it again.

Bastard!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Me neither.

He's far too nice a person to take a joke too far like that.

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Sixth reply!

Eat shit and die, newbie sphincter-flautist!

Well, that was fun.

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Why would I look at you, you fly-covered puddle of dog yurp?

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....all this brings me to my next question. When exactly does someone graduate from a n00b to a regular?

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Seriously, it is an almost imperceptible transition.

One day you just are.

It usually helps if you ignore the whole newbie thing and just relax, participate, and have fun.

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Wow DexX, first time I see a post of yours where you don't insult someone, or deny yourself the opportunity so you can set one up.

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Should I feel pity?

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

Stick around, stupid.

Lockedown... uh... Have you been reading the forums at all?

The insults earlier in this thread were obvious jokes. The last comment from me was an attempt to be serious and offer some friendly advice, which you then responded to with a genuine, non-humorous insult of your own.

Damn, if you can't take a joke, there is no way you will survive on this site...

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He actually was insulting you. Didn't you get it?

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Graduating from n00bie-dom involves a charity donation of $100 to the 'Get Brad Wrestling Tickets' fund.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You guys hate me?...sob!!!!.....At least I still got my goat!....yum!!!!!!
p.s.....I like peanut butter!

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I am reminded of an exchange in one of my favourite movies, Deep Rising:

"I don't like you."

*long pause*

"You don't even know me."

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Yowza.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's the kind of woman who could hurt a man. If he's lucky.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It depends, Bazilla's been here for ages but he'll always be a newbie in my eyes.

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Dad was flammable

The worst actors are all eaten early. :) It has some great actions sequences, hilarious dialogue, a somewhat more complex plot than your average people-in-tight-spot-getting-eaten-one-by-one movie, and a really good cast. I rewatched my trusty old ex-rental on Friday, and it's still great fun. Come on, Gabe! The peanut scene! How could you hate it when it has the peanut scene!!!

Dark City is great. Event Horizon was enjoyable, but not particularly memorable.

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I'll give it a second chance, just for you.

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That's what you said about taking the "meat wagon" up your "hershey highway," and that was about 600 "second chances" ago.

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