Canadian Harlem: "Pain On Parade" by Headphones_Annie 9-17-02

So very alone... my soul has never known such darkness and my heart such profuse sadness. I feel that I shall never have the love I yearn for... There is no one else upon this earth who will ever desire my affections... I am DOOMED to this horrible existence of eternal solitude! The heart is my burden... I feel I am losing my sanity... So hard to hold on... GOD! WHY CAN'T I GET A DATE?!?!

Canadian Harlem: "Love Is a Killing Thing" by Headphones_Annie 9-17-02

Gotta get out of the house. I'm going mad here. Where can I go to escape this torture??? Of course! *Sip'n'Chat Coffeehouse Misery loves company.

Canadian Harlem: "Enough of The Crap" by Headphones_Annie 9-17-02

*complain, complain, cry, pout, bitch, rant, brag, gossip* I can't stand it here anymore. Everyone is so terminally distressed. Off to someplace nicer... Ahhhhhhhh. Much better. But now I'm alone.

Canadian Harlem: "Monster Love" by Headphones_Annie 9-17-02

Back to my solitary wanting and circling throughts... So alone. FOREVER. Alone... Hel-lo, "Gruesome". Alone...

Canadian Harlem: "Goths with Foot Fetishes" by Headphones_Annie 9-17-02

*Thanks to my friend Sara for the punchline of this one. I hear the screams of the damned when I close my eyes. It turns me on. So disturbing... I just can't help wanting her! Nice shoes, by the way. Wanna fuck? They're Armani, circa 1985. I paid 10,000 for them, but just couldn't resist wearing them anyway. And in a graveyard, no less. I haven't felt so alive... I vant to suck your toes...

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Canadian Harlem: "I'm so Goth, I only use BLACK glue." by Headphones_Annie 9-18-02

Did he hear me? Maybe he's not interested and is trying to spare my feelings... How gentlemanly. That only makes me want him more. *sigh* A chick is talking to me-- actually TALKING to me. And she's so pretty... I can't believe she's TALKING to me! What do I say? *gAsP!* Maybe it isn't chivalry! He might be very slyly SNUBBING me! The BASTARD! ARGH!!!! ... He's SO hot. We already talked shoes. Ack! If I don't come up with something witty real soon that'll be it and no female will ever talk to me again in my LIFE! God, I'll just stare at his feet until he walks away. Or maybe he'll shoot me and spare me the pain... (Mmm, sexy feet... Sexy anguish!) She must think I'm an idiot by now... ***************** Hey, hold up a second... Did she just hit on me a minute ago?

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Canadian Harlem: "Die With Yer Boots On" by Headphones_Annie 9-20-02

I wish he'd just say SOMETHING. I bet if I just stay quiet I'll be safe and she'll say something so I don't have to. GOD, he's sexy. I am so fucked.

Canadian Harlem: "Don't Fear The Reaper" by Headphones_Annie 9-20-02

The torment is killing me. I should just walk away right now and stop punishing myself like this. (It's NOT cuz I'm fat, it's NOT cuz I'm fat...) I can feel opportunity slipping away and I don't know what to do. If only I'd had an older brother... I'm panicking. I can FEEL it. I have to move. Like, NOW! If I don't take action right this instant I am going to hate myself until the day I die. And then maybe even after that, for a long time. In Hell. Moving! Moving! C'mon, you can do it! ... Fuck it, just RUN! (( ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )) So, um... do you like cheese?

Canadian Harlem: "I'm So Goth, Even My Teddy Bear's Scary!" by Headphones_Annie 9-20-02

YESSSS! He spoke back! He likes me! ... And cheese! Holy handcuffs! I actually SAID something! But are we really going to have a discussion about mold? Gawd, talking about cheese is like talking about WINE. Why yes, as a matter of fact! I LOVE the stuff! And funny you should mention it-- cuz there's this great cheese shop right around the corner from MY PLACE. *gAsP!* She mentioned her place-- that means that she's gonna want me to come over after. But I like her... I don't want her to get the wrong idea! I bet he's a "cat person". He'll love Alex! And I can show him photographs and some of my art! He might kiss me! Well, mmmaybe sometime you can take me there-- to this cheese shop, I mean. Not that I don't want to see your place!!! Just... say, do you like ice cream?

Canadian Harlem: "You Make Me Sick" by Headphones_Annie 9-21-02

And now a short break from the ridiculous (and highly accurate) Gothic dating scenario that's been going on. A Denise 'n' Cassidy moment! Did you know that when people have sore throats it's cuz the back of their throat is ROTTING? Really? 'Kay, you're not kidding me, are you? *moan* That's so horrible and it's always going to bother me now! I know. And that was the entire point of telling you. *pause* This is revenge for something petty, isn't it? Absolutely. I thought so.

Canadian Harlem: "For Good Times/ And Bad Times..." by Headphones_Annie 9-21-02

Suppose I were to walk up and bite you. I mean, REALLY BITE you. What would you do? Um... I might crack a smile, but other than that? Prob'ly nuthin'. You mean, you wouldn't even slap or bite back? Uhhh, nope! I might go get tested, but... Zero slappage! Aw, that's so sweet! (I feel a song coming on...)

[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "I Want Candy"']

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