OK, I have added you to my list. No, not my favorites list--the other list. You're next in line after kaufman, deucepm, and a few others who have foisted foul puns upon us.

I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you. You can probably keep one eye closed, though. Then again, that would screw up your depth perception so you might not be aware how far away I am when I attack. Therefore, you should probably sleep with both eyes open.

Hmmm...It would probably be hard to sleep with both eyes open. Maybe instead you should get a guard dog. Of course, a guard dog could be bought off with raw steak.

Maybe a guard ninja would be better, since he would be much less likely to be impressed by raw steak. Instead, I would have to take out the ninja with a tranquilizer dart. Don't think for a minute that I couldn't get my hands on a tranquilizer dart and a blowgun if I want one, though, pal.

Anyway, you're on my list...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

As long as I'm not on that schindler guy's list. He was a depressing bastard.

New strip. My inspiration was that "Vlassic" rhymes with "Assic".

Dammit, now I'm hungry for pickles. by Zamboro 10-04-02

God I'm bored. There's nothing to do around here when Maura's at work. Wanna play a game? It's called "Pickle-snap" Pickle......snap...? Yeah, you stick a pickle halfway up your ass, then flex your sphincter. If you do it right, it cuts the pickle in half. ......Someday, I'm going to warn my children about you. Yeah, that would be wise.

HA!

.....So you liked it, then?

Yes. If I didn't like them I would go:
BOO!

New strips. If you masturbate furiously as you read them, it may enhance the experience.

This one's a two=parter, the closest I'll ever get to continuity. EVER.

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Japanese game, part deux by Zamboro 10-05-02

. . . Yeah I've played that game. It's easy. The reason you kept falling was because you didn't have the jump module. Here, see? I beat it for you. Happy now? "Secret ending is yours! You have won the day! Everybody doing dance of glee!!" Kind of...I don't know if I want to kill you, or have your man-babies. Well, we're already in your bedroom.

FUCK! There's an error in the comic link to the first part of that two part comic and I can't fix it. Just copy the number into the end up to URL or click back when you get to the second comic.

Meh. Not as good as your other ones, but still good.

Sometimes I just want to stab everyone in the face.

I mean....thanks for your input!! :-D

I quite like this one. You will too. Or Flopsy will get mad. Isn't that right, Flopsy?

Bumblebee liked to watch by Zamboro 10-07-02

I think what made the original Transformers cartoon so great was the sexual tension between Optimus Prime and Starscream What the jiggery jesus are you talking about?? OH come on! Those two were always eyeing each other. Remember when Starscream said to Optimus "Come here so I can grab your energon cubes" then Optimus was like "Want to see my Mini-Con?" HE NEVER SAID THAT! Well yeah, maybe not in YOUR fantasy. . . If I had a gun I would shoot you.

Good. Good.

But the real animated sexual tension was between Bugs and Elmer. (Or Bugs and Daffy - that rabbit was such a slut.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What about Porky Pig? All he needs is a little lovin'.

I think I saw Porky Pig eating bacon in one cartoon.....Think of it, children were watching a cartoon bout a cannibal.

Well, in the Denny commercials, Miss Piggy orders bacon and sausage.

And it's pretty weird that Gonzo dates chickens.

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Well, in the Denny commercials, Miss Piggy orders bacon and sausage.

And it's pretty weird that Gonzo dates chickens.

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The answer to that question was never meant to be known by man. Gonzo is everywhere. He is inescapeable. The only way to escape the Gonzo is to BECOME the Gonzo.

Actually, Gonzo is an alien.
I learned that in the 1999 movie "Muppets from space".

But before that he was called a "Whatever".