Well, I'd just like Milla Jovovich to come over and give me a full-body massage with her breasts, but I don't think that's going to happen, either.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Almost his entire catalogue is golden, and some of my favorites have already been posted. so I'll just cast single votes each for Not Again and The War Has One.

A few more that rawk:

Just lucky by boorite 11-19-01

Hey, you'll never guess what I saw today. A flatbed truckload of prefab cedar gazebos bound for a Home Depot in Pascagoula? How did you know?

Wild Feudal Monarchy by boorite 10-19-01

The one on the left is male? How can you tell? Plumage, stupid.

Platonic nothings by boorite 10-12-01

I'd just like to kick off our friendship by saying you can forget about romance or sex with me, because there's never a chance in hell that I'd be attracted to you. I see. Thanks for letting me know in advance. And now our feature presentation. I don't mind seeing movies alone because I'm comfortable with ME.

Captain Long Briefs by boorite 7-24-01

Evil Dr. Pedantic! At last I have penetrated your lair. Your mad scheme shall never come to fruition! What in blue blazes are you smiling about? Sorry, did you say something? I was scoping your hangtime.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC41: Threepio is not necessarily gay by boorite 7-02-01

Oo weedo tay-hee tay-heeee!! I have no need for a protocol droid. Well I ain't got no need for a beer-gut old desert shitheel with no ass, honey honey Miss Thang! *SNAP SNAP SNAP*

I give my Omega vote to "Company Policy".

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Are we bothering with this Select-a-Fave anymore? There's a few more people to get through...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Didn't they say that the guy who was doing Select-a-Favorite isn't here anymore? Maybe we need to appoint a new guy?

JrnymnNate had taken it over. He may have decided to forget about it after not getting much response.

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Considering that it was about to become just "drexle's favorite comics" until itsclark and obi showed up, I have a feeling he thought it wasn't worth the time.