Avalanche in 7... by Kovyfan27 6-11-01

neener neener

And I guess I was wrong about a Lakers-Sixers Game 5 being such a joke...

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What others say about boorite!

lol. That comic was two-word gold.

You and me both, brother. If ever I've smelled sweep, this one was it. Not that I want the Lakers to win. Phil Jackson is my own private anti-christ.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wimbleton in Hell by Spankling 6-26-01

I guess you're a busy guy these days... Nope. Business is pretty much taking care of itself. That's nice. Yep. You ever hear back from Andre Agassi? Yeah. I'm letting him off the fame for his sole deal. Whatever Striesand did to him was worse than anything I had planned.

Couldn't let this thread slip away.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Reassigned by kaufman 2-14-02

The figure skating judges from Russia, China, Poland, Ukraine and France learn their next assignments. I'll be refereeing all of Team Canada's hockey games. Zamboni fuel? I get to be a ski mogul! I always wanted to own a slope. My next job is luge catcher. * I didn't realize biathlon had judges. They don't. You'll be a target.

* Regarding luge catching, see, for example, this article

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This whole thing with the Figure Skating judges is hilarious.

Its obvious to the whole freakin world the Canucks were cheated , but there isnt a goddamn person in the IOC is going to say "Yes ,they were , heres the gold medal".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"