Poor bunner. That's why you only go after anime toons.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's interesting that nobody comes out of the woodwork to say they'd do Velma, or go buck-wild on one of the Wonder Twins ... those people have to be out there.

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

Speedy Gonzales, because he could really keep a nice, fast pace.

Maybe I'm blind, but no one has said Jessica Rabbit yet. I therefore claim her.

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

BABAR!!!!!!!!

Why do all the guys pick anime babes like Faye Valentine or Ryoko? Sure they're hot, but they are also hell on wheels. Best case scenario, you wake up they're gone with your wallet. Worst case, half the continental United States is gone.

Why not pick a sweet girl like Nuku Nuku (All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku) or Ryo Hayakawa (Princess Nine)?

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

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Why do all the guys pick anime babes like Faye Valentine or Ryoko? Sure they're hot, but they are also hell on wheels. Best case scenario, you wake up they're gone with your wallet. Worst case, half the continental United States is gone.

Why not pick a sweet girl like Nuku Nuku (All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku) or Ryo Hayakawa (Princess Nine)?

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I can't believe no one has brought up Bloodberry from Saber Marionette J! I mean she is stack and can kick ass!

And as for choosing sweet girls, sure they're nice. But if we're talking fantasy, the girl with the biggest Ta-tas usually wins.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I look at it this way: If you ever did get to bang an animated chick, it would be a one-time deal, yes? Better choose someone who knows how to tear it up between the sheets and make it a night to remember. I don't go for the whole 'sweet and innocent' thing, anyways.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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Why do all the guys pick anime babes like Faye Valentine or Ryoko? Sure they're hot, but they are also hell on wheels. Best case scenario, you wake up they're gone with your wallet. Worst case, half the continental United States is gone.

Why not pick a sweet girl like Nuku Nuku (All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku) or Ryo Hayakawa (Princess Nine)?

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I rest my case.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And, while we're at it...

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ursula (Little Mermaid) is an ugly sea hag.

Theory shot down.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Ursula (Little Mermaid) is an ugly sea hag.

Theory shot down.

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Ursula (Little Mermaid) is an ugly sea hag.

Theory shot down.

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Tinker Bell is almost small enough for thealiasmen to feel something.
But most human males would break her in half...

Oh, and I'd fuck Cruella DeVil if she paid me enough.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Harley Quinn. http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/harley.html

Oh, yeah, and Ariel too. http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/ariel.html

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

While we're on about Disney characters, let's throw all the Pixar characters into the fray too.

How about that princess ant in A Bug's Life?

She'd most certainly leave you with a happy thought.

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

How about Droopy Dog?

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While we're on about Disney characters, let's throw all the Pixar characters into the fray too.

How about that princess ant in A Bug's Life?

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She'd most certainly leave you with a happy thought.

She left me with the clap three times.[/kaufman]

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

BABAR!!!!!!

Hey, did you know that Babar spelled backwards is Rabab?...... um, nevermind.

You know who I would do?

"blonde" from Kaddar's graphics. She's a total babe.

UnknownEric: One sick bastard since 1975.

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I has a flavor!