'Tis not much, but it's better than my first one.

CC154: MegaMan 50 by UnknownEric 11-17-02

I am Mega Man! Protector of truth, justice, and 8 bit graphics! And you are... *sigh* I'm your enemy for this level Robotic Intestine Shooter Man. Robot... aww, come on! Who comes up with this crap? Let's see how well you do naming things after 50 sequels. Do I at least get a cool Intestine Gun for beating you or something?... No, you get syphilis.

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I has a flavor!

Gallipoli 1915 by israphael 11-17-02

This has to be the best World War I simulation I've ever seen. Men, when I give the word, it's up and over, and a run of 50 yards to the Turkish lines. This for Queen and country! GO! The way his head exploded when he took that head shot was a nice touch. However, the Australian troups could use a little work.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Entry 1

CC 154: Father and Son by punkrockskaboy 11-17-02

*Zap*bang*slam* I wish you would stop playing those damn games. You have been playing that one alone for over an hour! *BANG!*POW*BOOM You are going to ruin your eyes! and due to YOUR excessive drinking, you have cirrosis of the liver at fifty. Touchè.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Entry 2

CC 154: The Resemblance is Uncanny by punkrockskaboy 11-17-02

49...FIFTY! What are you doing? Counting to make sure I have all my commerative quarters. See, I swallowed one, and it got caught in my intestines...I had a hell of a time getting it back.. Shouldn't you be out saving the princess? fuck you.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC154 - Video Games killed the Radio Star by kramer_vs_kramer 11-18-02

You'll never guess what I did today. I stole a golf cart, drove downtown, and battered all the whores' brains out with a golf club. I must have killed about fifty people! Aaahhh. You've been playing that Grand Theft Auto, haven't you? Grand Theft what now?

CC154 - A Fuse Good Men by kramer_vs_kramer 11-18-02

RAAR! RED WILL VIOLATE YOUR COLON WITH FIFTY FOOT SCHLONG! Hold on there, red. I don't think you get this game. The object is to blow each other up with explosives, not administer manrape. That's why it's called "Bomberman". *BOMBER* MAN? Yes. "Bomber". SORRY ABOUT THAT. MUST HAVE MISHEARD.

CC154 - Benn there, done that by kramer_vs_kramer 11-18-02

Hey Susie. What you looking at? That foreign guy over at the Dance Dance Revolution machine. The guy who's just standing there totally still? Yeah. He's been there for over an hour. He must have spent about fifty bucks. And he doesn't dance? Nope. Just stands there shouting "(DANCING!)" at the top of his lungs, then acts all surprised when the game ends.

NOOO, that should've been mine! Damn it!

Eh, oh well, here goes a couple of entries:

Diary of a video game junkie, #18 by Devin 11-18-02

You know, we could make an RPG that requires brains. You win battles by solving math problems, which get harder as you gain levels. So what happens when you reach a level where the problems become too hard for you? Hero - lvl 50 - 6 / 500 HP 1 / 100 MP _ squirrel - lvl 1 - 5 / 5 HP 0 / 0 MP Oh my god, oh my god, what the hell is the double integral of x ^ x * e ^ log 4x dx^2??? Too bad for you, I know the answer to my problem! 2 + 3 = 5! Hero - lvl 50 - 0 / 500 HP 1 / 100 MP _ squirrel - lvl 1 - 5 / 5 HP 0 / 0 MP ARGH! Damn you squirrel!!!

CC 154: (Stereotypical) Freudians have all the answers! by Devin 11-18-02

I've been terrified of women for 50 years-- I can't even think about them without screaming for help! Ah, your problem is that you did not receive enough attention from your mother as a child. Lately I've been dreaming that I'm various video game characters: Mario, Link, once I even dreamed I was Lara Croft. Ah, your problem is that you did not receive enough attention from your mother as a child. Sorry for whispering. My throat is really, really sore today. Ah, your problem is that you did not receive enough attention from your mother as a child.

Is the throat an internal organ? Please say yes. :-)

Dubya's Game by kaufman 11-18-02

But Dick, I don't want to go to that boring meeting on fiscal policy. I thought you wouldn't, Mr. President, so I brought in a virtual reality game for you. You can spend the evening blowing up Iraqis. Pow! Bam! Boom! Woo hoo! Nice intestines, Mr. Saddam! Hey, I've got nucular weapons ... Let's see what they do... It's quite an ingenious system, General. Fifty parallel processors of computing power. The President thinks he's playing a video game, but in reality, he's commanding our forces. Mr. Vice President, Pentagon on line 1. We just nuked Kuwait.

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I'll do the other 19 later:
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Okay, that was a stupid joke. Here are my real entries:

CC 154: Americanized-Dragonball Z by Devin 11-18-02

Prepare yourself! I'm going to send you to another dimension! Whoa, really? Well, let me get my Game Boy Advance and let's get going! Say, do I get to choose? How about a forest dimension? My lungs would be grateful.

CC 154: Americanized Dragonball Z (2) by Devin 11-18-02

Or how about the all-you-can-eat-buffet-for-fifty-cents dimension? My stomach's grumbling. Or the video game dimension, where all the video game characters are real-life people-- I'm sending you to Hell, damnit!!! ...Oh, so I don't get to choose?

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I'll do the other 19 later:
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Okay, that was a stupid joke. Here are my real entries:

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CC 154: Dinosaur Bureaucrats by kaufman 11-18-02

We need the device NOW! The asteroid's within 50 AU of Earth. I'm sorry. No can do. The approval process will at best take 18 months. And that's if it gets full safety approval. Yeah, the process can't even start till we manage to keep that hyperspace device from blowing up half the time. But don't hold your breath since our brains are the size of a pea. Care for a cup of coffee?

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CC 154: All Your Base Is Explode by codehappykid 11-18-02

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! Go ahead. Say it again. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! OK, that's enough. AAAAA! MY KIDNEYS EXPLODED AND I'M BEING POISONED WHILE I MELT! YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

Here's a little 5-minute before-class comic. Enjoy (or don't, whatever works).

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HALPUU!

SCROE!

Diary of a video game junkie, #19 by Devin 11-18-02

In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, there is so much you can do. There are many different missions for you. You can buy properties. You can join gangs. You can blast people's brains out. You can rob banks. You can have the National Guard called out on you. You can drive 30, 40, 50, whatever! But you STILL can't signal to make a left turn.

CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part I by codehappykid 11-18-02

Hey, she's hot. Where's my pendant? I have your pendant. I WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH YOU, NICE STRANGE GUY! w00t! Let's go see the Time Machine!

CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part II by codehappykid 11-18-02

I AM SINGING GATO, I WILL FIGHT YOU NOW, I VOTED FOR NATO, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW Who the fuck invented this, Chrono? Oh my. YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME, I GIVE YOU 15 POINTS, I HAVE TO GO PEE, I HAVE METALLIC JOINTS Come along, dear. Let's leave the nice robot.

CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part III by codehappykid 11-18-02

Lucca's Cat-Safe Microwave sucks. Chrono! I wondered when you'd arrive. You have to try my Time Machine. I swear, it works! ...nuts! There was something important I had to say... Oh, shit, they're both gone.

CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part IV by codehappykid 11-18-02

Maybe I shouldn't have jumped through a time portal just cause she was a blonde with a nice butt. KILL HUMANS Meanwhile, at Guardia Castle... FUCK!

CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part V by codehappykid 11-18-02

How come pocketsquat goblins are jumping me in forests? Who are you, odd fellow? Go see the Queen alone and unattended at once. I knew you'd come for me, Chrono! Even though we only just met! Thank God for your horny teenager mindset! I WANT YOU! Why does this keep happening! And why can't I ever speak out loud!

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I don't care whether these follow all the rules or not, I'm doing them anyway :)

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Behind-the-scenes look at CC 154 (1) by Devin 11-18-02

This contest is kind of hard. Why does TheElPaso think that video games, internal organs, and a large number mix anyway? But they do. Consider the funny combination of Super Mario Brothers, a spleen, and the number 50. Um... I don't get it. How's that funny? Hey, I took the trouble to think them up. You figure out how they're funny. Geez, thanks for nothing, man. Always happy to help.

Behind-the-scenes look at CC 154 (2) by Devin 11-18-02

Hmm, let's see if I can make this work... Mario Spleen 50! ...It does nothing for me. Let's try Mario Gall Bladder 50. Mario Intestine 50! Mario Appendix 50. Ha, I won't be outdone! Mario Kidney 50! Oh yeah? You're going down. Mario Saliva Glands 50.

Behind-the-scenes look at CC 154 (3) by Devin 11-18-02

Mario Pancreas! Mario Bladder. Mario Esophagus! Mario Rectum. ...Okay, we sound like we're back in the second grade. Or we could be EGM Editors thinking of the 50 game names that Nintendo threw out the window.

Behind-the-scenes look at CC 154 (4) by Devin 11-18-02

Speaking of rectums, you ever hear about this Japanese game called Little Princess, would-be Rhapsody 2 in the States? There's this scene where a demented chef feeds his minions laxatives, puts ice cream cones under them, and-- Oh my god, shut up, shut up! Dinner's at 5:50, and it's 5:40 now! Just remember what I told you when you're having dessert, okay?

Behind-the-scenes look at CC 154 (5) by Devin 11-18-02

How about Mario Penis? No, no, that's external. How about scrotum? Technically, that could be external too. I think testes would be internal, though. Hmm, how about Mario Vagina? Drexle thinks vagina is internal. It's hard to call... clitoris would definitely be out of the question though. ...I just realized that we've been discussing which reproductive organs are internal for the last 50 minutes. I'm sick and twisted. What's your excuse?

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I got some more ideas that I'll finish up later.

I don't know, man, to enter a whole series that's not compliant... I think you should've tried harder...

CC 154: Loser and Still Champ! by kaufman 11-19-02

I made a New Year's resolution not to waste money on any more computer games. I'm afraid you'll have to shell out 50 quid before that resolution sets in ... They just released a multi-player virtual-reality interactive multimedia real-time online version of The Biscuit Game! My willpower is strong, but not that strong! A week later Hey, Andy, that's some growl coming from your stomach. I just ate my computer.

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classic... THAT one made me laugh.

Mario by boinky33 11-19-02

after hours of fighting...... I killed Bowser! AHHHH! MY BRAINS! Good job, Mario, but the princess is in another castle! SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! HOW MANY GOD DAMNED CASTLES ARE THERE?????? 50.

Game over.

While I give each and every single one of you 500 bonus points for making me laugh, only the following comics made the high score list:
kaufman - CC 154: At the hospital cafeteria, Dubya's Game, Loser and Still Champ!
bonwag - CC 154: A maze of twisty passages, all alike
Drexle - True tales of Earthbound
kramer_vs_kramer - all three comics
Devin - Behind-the-scenes look at CC 154