It's like the tortoise and the hare. I'll come on every couple of months, make comics at a dangerous pace, fall asleep under an elm, and you'll come trotting past me.
I'm about to take another internet break, so the margin will be widening. If I ever do gain on you, you can always make a "Kill obijo, reader" series as payback. : )
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.