Zombie X: Fucking Nowhere by Screendummie 3-15-05

Shit...I cast one spell that worked, kinda, and I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere. Looks like someone is comming. Doesn't look good. *groan* Hey, baby, I lost my Teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Zombie X: Lost and Tired by Screendummie 3-15-05

Are you tired? No, just a little pissed. Why do you ask? *groan* Because you've been running through my mind all day.

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Zombie X: Nope Help At All by Screendummie 3-16-05

Listen, no more lame jokes. You're dead...right? Yep. And explain to me what this place is. Earth. I think its a help when I can find someone who has more than half a brain. I love brains!

Zombie X: The Thanks That I Get by Screendummie 3-16-05

I've just been fucking with you. Its the post-apocalyptic world of your future. Fucking great. I worshiped Satan and all that crap, and this is the thanks I get? You could say you've been "Left Behind". You don't realize how much I intensely hate you now. You're not the first, baby!

Zombie X: Be a Wic-Can! by Screendummie 3-16-05

I don't have any idea how to get back. Why would you want to go back? Just look at this shit hole! Its not that bad, but we can find a way. But fucking how? Dammit, I don't know. Be a Wic-Can, not a Wic-Can't!

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Zombie X: Do You Know Satan or Something? by Screendummie 3-17-05

I'm gonna ask you this one question about where Satan is. Without your shit or else. Or else what? I'll turn you into...No I'll curse you... Fuck, I can't even kick you in the nuts. Nuts to be you.

Zombie X: Gettin' There by Screendummie 3-17-05

So you know Satan? I can't say that I do not know him. So where is he? In the center of the earth where he kicks it with his hommies How do I get there? Just click your heels and say: There's no place home. There's no place like home.

Zombie X: Why Is There A Gay Heaven? by Screendummie 3-17-05

So...what's this place? Gay Heaven. God made another heaven for gays? Yeah. He thought it was better this way. Why would He do that? Cause God's a slob and he can't stand the whole "Queer Eye" critique from them.

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Zombie X: Short Cuts by Screendummie 3-19-05

Why are we walking through here anyways? Its a short cut. But we've been walking for two hours. Listen, its a short cut. Bullshit! Fine! You got me. I we're going to pick my laundry.

Zombie X: Equality...Or Is It? by Screendummie 3-19-05

Why is it so empty here? Gays don't go to heaven or something? Oh, most of them do. Then where the hell are they? They're out protesting something. About equal rights in heaven? What? No, they have that already. They're protesting the firing of the "Indian" from the Village People.

Zombie X: Good Friends...Or Are They? by Screendummie 3-19-05

Thought we've would've seen someone by now. Yeah, I'm taking the long way to avoid a...friend. By friend, you mean your significant other? You can be honest with me. Shit no! I'm a bachelor for life. I'm just avoiding that damned Eidolon that's still trapped here.

Zombie X: Friends At Last! by Screendummie 3-19-05

Who's that? Shhh...its the Eidolon. Let me do the talking. He's temperamental. Friends at last! I have been lonely. Can you find me a way out of this enternal torement for me? Yeah, I'm kinda thirsty. If you can find me some grape soda, sure. Shall it be served in the skull of my latest victim?

Zombie X: Pointless Narration by Screendummie 3-19-05

And so Zombie X guides the Wiccan and Eidolon on a perilous quest...The Wiccan, looking for Satan to be sent back to the correct quantum period of time. And the Eidolon, forgotten by Satan, also searches for his dark master to liberate him from his prison...Gay Heaven. Stay tuned for their next great challenge! This queer guy tweeking his nipples in that oh so tingling feeling to get that just right nipply sensation!

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Zombie X: Can I Join Too? by Screendummie 3-20-05

Shit, not him! You're uncle is queer? Shit...he reminds me of my Uncle Phil. Na...he just likes to be dominated by women. Hey there, I'm kinda lost. We're looking for Satan. You too buddy? I'm looking for him to see if he can get the "Indian" re-hired. Why would Satan help you do that? Because only Satan could make a group as evil as the Village People. So maybe he'd be so evil to let both the Mexican and Indian together in the same group.

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Zombie X: Intermission--"Why I am the sexist" by Screendummie 3-21-05

Don't call me sexist. Cause I ain't sexist. I'm sexiiieeeest. But I ain't sexist. But if I am sexist. Than I'm the sexiest sexist, bitch! Call me Sexy Sex. Sexy Sexiest. Damn right, baby. Can I lick your undead, shrivled, raisin scrotum?

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Wow! I am not much of a reader but I read 3 the other day. So far so good.

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Thanks for the reply! Any good info is good with me. Negative or positive. Let me know how much you people all hate them!

I'm not much of a reader either. Go figure. I just make comics for fun. Just remember, you're not being paid for this!

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: A Succulent Mouth by Screendummie 3-21-05

Fucking...s.o.b. ...Christ..I can't believe he's with us too. I count us lucky that those two aren't talking to us for the moment. I knew you would need me to get to Satan. Yeah, as long as you and the Eidolon don't get at it. But just imagine what he could do with those mouth tenderals! Didn't we have this chat before about crossing our "rainbow line" of shit I don't wanna know?

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Zombie X: Bunkmates by Screendummie 3-22-05

Thanks for the stay. Its all cool. I just wished Eidolon wanted to bunk with me instead. *Oh baby...that's so fucking good...* Yeah. I kinda wished that wiccan chick wanted the same for me too. Hey? What's that sound in the other room? *Yes! Yes! Use those babies there!* Um...I think that's the Eidolon usings his tenderals. That's not fucking fair! I wanted them all over my body! That bitch!

Zombie X: No Sleep At All by Screendummie 3-22-05

*God yes! Deeper in there! Twirl it around some more!* Shit, man. I can't get any sleep with them at it. Yeah, I do need my beauty sleep. Got to put my facial mask on, so I hope they stop by then. * Baby, faster! Faster! Put them all in there!* You wear a faggy facial mask? Calling anything I do faggy or queer doesn't hurt me because I am, dumbass! And since when do you sleep at all? *Fucking yes, baby! I've been a bad girl! Punish me with them!* Oh, I can't. I can still dream, can't I? You can't dream either, baby.

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Zombie: I Wuv You by Screendummie 3-24-05

That was the greatest Eidolon. Yes, bitch, I am the greatest. I don't think that I want to go back now. I think I love you. ... Oh, baby! Again? God you're insatiable! Fuck yes! Feed on me there! ...

Zombie X: Freshly Squeezed Juice by Screendummie 3-25-05

Fuck, those two didn't even get up this morning. They'll catch up, maybe. I can't even imagine what juices they got all over my sheets. I took a peak when they were asleep, you're gonna need to worry more than just juices on the sheets. Even my Liberache tribute?! Lets just say, you're out of luck.

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Zombie X: Queerfest 2005 by Screendummie 3-26-05

I've been thinking, after I get the Indian back, I wanna promote a music festival. What in the world would that be? Just imagine it: Queerfest 2005. It'll have, of course, The Village People, Queen, Judas Priest, Elton John and more! Why wouldn't you have groups like Good Charlotte, Green Day or Usher? I said QUEERfest, not Pussyfest! Don't be so tempramental, asshole.

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Zombie: I Miss Kick-Ass Band Names by Screendummie 3-26-05

How come they're aren't kick ass names like Slayer or Butthole Surfers for bands anymore? We get shitty names like Blink 182 and Good Charlotte. Butt hole surfers? Some alternative band in the 90's. BUTTHOLE SURFERS!

Zombie X: Fresh Mexican Tamales by Screendummie 3-27-05

God I'm hungry. Yeah, we should've brought some grub with us. Got some hot tamales on my mind. Yeah, I like them stuffed with brains and a side of frijoles. Yeah, but I'm thinking of the Mexican's hot tamale. "Rainbow line!"

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Zombie X: Shall We Find Them? by Screendummie 3-28-05

Honey, do you think we should catch up to them? Bitch, why would you want to hang out with a queer and an asshole? You got me there. But I do want to get home eventually. ... Ohhhh...baby. Then again. Do that again right there! ...

Zombie X: Where Are We? by Screendummie 3-28-05

Fuck, this is taking a long time. You know where we're going? Um...I thought you knew where we're going. Isn't that why I had you come. Well...I told you a white lie. What the fuck? Why do you think I never came here when you did? Because sweaty buns and leather chaps are painful to pry apart?

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Zombie X: Wonderin' Bout Life by Screendummie 3-29-05

Do you ever wonder about life? Nope. I mean existence itself. Nope. You're not listening are you? Nope.

Zombie X: So You Won't Listen? by Screendummie 3-29-05

Not gonna listen to me, eh? Fine then. I'll just keep talking. Uh huh. One time, I met this webbed footed hermaphrodite. You know, I don't usually go for anything with a vagina, but you should've seen the bugle on it. Uh huh. Then I had this craving for marmalade too. And I always wondered how it would be like to bathe in it too. So I flirted my way into its heart and... Uh huh.

Zombie X: What Not To Do With Marmalade by Screendummie 3-29-05

...And since I had the hot tube filled with the yummy stuff. It was like magic with me and it. Uh huh. God, I love its webbed feet. I was licking and sucking the marmalade from between the webs. And then you should seen what it could do with its feet! Uh huh. I mean, fuck ya! And it cleaned off all the marmalade from my nipples and all of my inner most sensitive areas. Especially at my... Uh huh.

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Zombie X: Penises, penises, penises... by Screendummie 3-30-05

Penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises... God, this is so much fun. I've should've done this like an hour ago. Penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises... I don't think he'll get it yet. Penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises, penises... I wonder how much long I can get him to say "penises".