DexX.... Yo....

These are Scots, man.

These are people who drink Scotch, which tastes like sheep piss and paint thinner aged in oak. They eat haggis, for fuck's sake, which isn't available in America because the FDA refuses to allow it to be legally defined as food. That's a fact. It's like sheep guts, boiled snot, and cabbage with fish and lint in it. These are people who drink just so they can get up the courage up to hit strangers. They're in a shitty, cold climate constantly and they hate everything and everybody. Especially each other. This whole thread started out as a place for other Scots to vent about how their bars aren't shitty enough anymore. Where do you think that little barb came from? Shit.... Next to sheep strangling and beating their wives, hating Americans -even when they have no fucking idea that the person they're hating isn't even an American- is the highlight of their day, man.

By the way, is it true that you guys watch TV reruns with kangaroos, like in that picture that boorite put up? That is so friggin' dope, man. Can you get me a TV kangaroo buddy?

Rock on,

bunner,

over here,

spreading the love

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

DexX.... Yo....

These are Scots, man.

These are people who drink Scotch, which tastes like sheep piss and paint thinner aged in oak. They eat haggis, for fuck's sake, which isn't available in America because the FDA refuses to allow it to be legally defined as food. That's a fact. It's like sheep guts, boiled snot, and cabbage with fish and lint in it. These are people who drink just so they can get up the courage up to hit strangers. They're in a shitty, cold climate constantly and they hate everything and everybody. Especially each other. This whole thread started out as a place for other Scots to vent about how their bars aren't shitty enough anymore. Where do you think that little barb came from? Shit.... Next to sheep strangling and beating their wives, hating Americans -even when they have no fucking idea that the person they're hating isn't even an American- is the highlight of their day, man.

By the way, is it true that you guys watch TV reruns with kangaroos, like in that picture that boorite put up? That is so friggin' dope, man. Can you get me a TV kangaroo buddy?

Rock on,

bunner,

over here,

spreading the love

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Ill just refer you to the "The worlds only non haggis eating , teetotal , quiet , non aggressive scotsman" reply that im SURE i made somewhere on the forums sometime in the last week , and i cant be arsed finding again.

Besides. One intelligent scotsman versus the rampaging hordes of Americanism (im sure thats a word) isnt going to convince people to ignore the stereotype.

Spread the love. Just make sure and clean up afterwards , ok?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

If you took any of that seriously, you're not as intelligent as say you are.

:- )

bunner,

over here,

taking the piss,

handing out mops

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Then again, I can't type or proof read.

o O ( "as say you are"? Oi! )

bunner,

over here,

lighting a candle to Mavis Beacon

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Then again, I can't type or proof read.

o O ( "as say you are"? Oi! )

bunner,

over here,

lighting a candle to Mavis Beacon

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Take something seriously? In here?

I sense youve been smoking some of that crack cocaine stuff that you americans have.

Anyway. If youll excuse me , im off to annoy people on IRC and disprove another stereotype.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

DexX.... Yo....

These are Scots, man.

These are people who drink Scotch, which tastes like sheep piss and paint thinner aged in oak. They eat haggis, for fuck's sake, which isn't available in America because the FDA refuses to allow it to be legally defined as food. That's a fact. It's like sheep guts, boiled snot, and cabbage with fish and lint in it. These are people who drink just so they can get up the courage up to hit strangers. They're in a shitty, cold climate constantly and they hate everything and everybody. Especially each other. This whole thread started out as a place for other Scots to vent about how their bars aren't shitty enough anymore. Where do you think that little barb came from? Shit.... Next to sheep strangling and beating their wives, hating Americans -even when they have no fucking idea that the person they're hating isn't even an American- is the highlight of their day, man.

By the way, is it true that you guys watch TV reruns with kangaroos, like in that picture that boorite put up? That is so friggin' dope, man. Can you get me a TV kangaroo buddy?

Rock on,

bunner,

over here,

spreading the love

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Hey, that's completely unfair - I'm not anti-American!

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

Can I apply for a change of nationality? I don't particularly like being tarred with the same brush as our esteemed friend Mr "200 posts in a week, pissing everyone off" Keegan's Perm.

From now on I'd like to be Norwegian or something.

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Can I apply for a change of nationality? I don't particularly like being tarred with the same brush as our esteemed friend Mr "200 posts in a week, pissing everyone off" Keegan's Perm.

From now on I'd like to be Norwegian or something.

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I dont piss EVERYONE off.

There are people who havent read my posts yet.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

They showed Kramer Vs Kramer on Channel 5 today, fact fans!

I was debating whether or not to tape that, since I haven't actually seen it. But I decided I couldn't be arsed- is it any good? I'm guessing it isn't. I just chose it as one in a long line of silly internet usernames I've had.

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I dont piss EVERYONE off.
There are people who havent read my posts yet.

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A handful of them in a remote steppe in Eastern Russia, but they know you my reputation, apparently.

That's a rash assumption - it won a pile of Oscars, and deserved them. A really good film.

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That's a rash assumption - it won a pile of Oscars, and deserved them. A really good film.

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That's good then. I'm named after an Oscar-winning film. I must be great. Ignoring the fact that I haven't seen it.

People on ICQ keep stealing my bloody nick, so it must be good.

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I can't allow this thread to die!
Anyone going to see TMBG when they come to Glasgow?

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I can't allow this thread to die!
Anyone going to see TMBG when they come to Glasgow?

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YOU BET YOUR FUCKING THURSDAY COLUMN IM GOING TO SEE THEM WHEN THEYRE IN GLASGOW.

When is it anyway?

*frantically Rushes to their website*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

November 25th, I believe. At the Garage, but you can't have everything.

All I know of the Scots(facts) is the history i read in Highlander magazine(Scottish heritage, not immortals), and the fact that my fathers mother was a crabby old scottish woman who has adversely affected my fathers mental state.(My entire family is WASP, and me scotch side comes from her)

Can anyone point me to better understanding of this strange culture?

They Might Berate Glasgow.

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What others say about boorite!

I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow.

You mean like The Fly, but with wasps? That's kind of freaky. At least flies don't sting you, but I can imagine if Jeff Goldblum was half wasp, he'd be stabbing everyone with his giant ass-spike before dying out at the end of August for no apparent reason.

That's from 'Super Trooper' by ABBA. Or was it, 'Pooper Scooper?' My memory fails me.

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My forty-second post! I just couldn't let this thread die!

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

You mean like The Fly, but with wasps? That's kind of freaky. At least flies don't sting you, but I can imagine if Jeff Goldblum was half wasp, he'd be stabbing everyone with his giant ass-spike before dying out at the end of August for no apparent reason.

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W hite A nglo S axon P rodestant
Meaning we are all decended from people on the British Isle(and/or Normans).

Not necessarily. The Scots and Welsh are of Celtic descent.