How is it no one's made a cunt joke yet?

Because we're not all filthy minded individuals like you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

jes_lawson

Its fine. I explained that you were dyslexic and have tourettes, and these things will happen.

I shall phone later on today once I have vomited the chocolatey contents of my tum-tum out and feel half human. I'm thinking about that King Billy statue at the castle, but I'm also wanting to finish the contest alive, if possible.

You might as well not bother entering, because the unstoppable juggernaut that is Screw the Doorknob will just crush you anyway.

They have delivered another onslaught of SCUNT magnificence with their live version of a Stripcreator comic as well as a meeting with Robocop.

If you're not afraid to wrassle with the SCUNTmasters then get out your cameras and start SCUNTing. There's more than a week and a half left for you to bag your pics. If you plan ahead, you should be able to get them all done in a day.

So let's go!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Special thanks to Robocop of the Bel-Nor police department and my new BFF Greg.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm going to have to get over my fear of being seen in public if I'm ever going to do this.

It would help if I didn't live in such a small town.

Just make a Tobor mask and wear it everywhere.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I made one from a box of Nutri-Grain bars.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I feel defeated and I haven't even put my trousers on yet today.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I can't believe you're gonna let a bunch of lousy Americans beat you. Hell, our lands were still being ravaged by marauding dinosaurs while you guys were over there sipping tea and eating crumpets.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You all have a week to try and take us down.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm going to assume that everyone is taking my advice and is sitting on a goldmine of SCUNTiness, waiting until the eleventh hour to unveil it to amazed onlookers.

Though I'm guessing the more likely scenario is true, and that despite it sounding like a fun idea, no one really cared enough to go out and do it except our two current teams.

You still have four days to redeem yourselves!

Go forth and SCUNT!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I do care, I swear!

Life keeps getting in the way. The jerk.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Expect some entries at the very last minute.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Awesome. I take back all the bad things I said about the British.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yeah, I've lost my legs. I might have one more pic, but other than that no more cometition coming from my way.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Last minute entries begin here (she said):

Ponderances

If you haven't buttered a piece of toast, and you drop it, Does it land on its edge?

by Smurph, 7-22-05

Sweet! Only nine more to go!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Fucking hell, the one guy you never see pictures of without him riding on a horse and the statue in town is of him standing on his own. I've drawn a complete blank and I'm fucking mad now. Bah. Just have to hope Smurph had more luck.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Man is an animal! Fuck that statue and snap a pic!

Just a hair over 8 hours left. If you had nothing better to do you could probably nail all 10 pics in that time. If you're stuck at work, well... you're probably fucked.

Good luck.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Also, if you're sitting on any SCUNT pics, go ahead and send them now. I won't be posting any more pics until after 8 tonight.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

They'll be in by then. I think I can pull one more out of my ass...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Just a little taste of the awesomeness that is Prairie Squid: