So Jesus would lose unless God was representin'.

HeadGasket Goes To Hell by lemur68 11-11-01

....and with this new "Strip-Creator," victory over the righteous shall be ours! AAHAHAHAHA!!! HEH HEH HEHHEHf'tagn Yeah, hey guys, I was wondering if we couldn't clean things up, cut out all the swear words and the sex talk? It's too un-Christian for some people, and it would mea--- You were on Stripcreator, weren't you?

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Yeah, but if you use common sense, a big guy with a trident is obviously going to win in a fight against somebody who has been nailed to a tree. He could stand just out of Jesus's reach and prod him repeatedly.

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[*]People on the internet are not real.

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Chicka - People who convince themselves that those messages and things on the internet are not real people usually do so in order to excuse their scummy behaviour toward those people.

So I have found, anyway.

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Chicka - People who convince themselves that those messages and things on the internet are not real people usually do so in order to excuse their scummy behaviour toward those people.

So I have found, anyway.

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Nah, that was KKP. I agree with Dexx, though. People who claim other internet users aren't real are just using that as an excuse to forget their manners.

I havnt behaved scrummy.

and anyway i was kidding. But they don't live next door, its not like your gonna lose your job cause you told wirthling he sucks.

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Chicka - People who convince themselves that those messages and things on the internet are not real people usually do so in order to excuse their scummy behaviour toward those people.

So I have found, anyway.

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lol

actualy, there's a new Master in town.
Kung Fu Jesus.

Did you watch it or not???

You dont need an excuse to forget your manners on here.

If anything , the culture clash of the well mannered and the poorly mannered is what creates most of the comedy in this community.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Stuff it in your pie hole, limey freak.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Screw you , lint-licker. You suck!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Boy, for a bunch of lovey-dovey people, christians sure hate Satan a lot.
Satan loved God, wanted to be like God. Satan tried to be like God once and God cast him into the pits of hell.

Man loved God, man ate an apple and became intelligent, which brought him to a higher level, closer to being like God, but still not as good as the angels. Later, man built a tower to be with God sooner, and god destroyed the tower, and made the people speak in hundreds of different tongues. Man's still on earth, has a chance to get out of being thrown into hell, but poor ol' Scratch only got one chance, and blew it with hero worship. Some have said Satan's only crime was that he attempted to become enlightened, and better himself. To me, the bible is one big anti-settlement protest. Look at all the villains and bad guys in the Bible. The good guys are the ones who wander around in tribes, and never settle, the bad ones are the ones who've settled. Even the good guys turn evil when they settle. It seems God hates society more than he hates homosexuals. It does explain a lot if you think about it that way. Why he destroyed Sodom and Gamorrah for one, and if you take Cain and Abel as groups of people (Settlers and wanderers), it makes pure sense...

That's my take on it, take it or leave it. ;)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Something else you eluded to... religion as Christianity has been practiced by most is as good at controlling the population as welfare is today. One big message coming out of the Bible is be happy with your station in life. Do not try to better yourself. The people above you will stomp you down if you do.

I will refrain from Bush-bashing at this point. And it hurts.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My take on religion in a nutshell:

God doesn't exist. At least not the way we think of him. Neither does satan. (Sorry DX, you big ball of freakness.) Afterlife, probably not, but some interesting scientific theories in cosmology seem to leave open the possibility that our energy can somehow influence those of the future and past. (I heard Stephen Hawking talking about it once on a PBS special about Black Holes; just so you don't think my source is Miss Cleo.) Whether this indicates reincarnation, rebirth, an afterlife, or nothing at all, I don't know. All I know is if there is a heaven, it sure as shit better have rivers of cheese.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.