Don't Click That Button! by four_legged_tripod 2-08-10

Would you quit staring at me? I'm trying to fondle one of the authors of the "recent comics by donors." Hey! Where'd ya go? There's no reason for me to be here anymore. Some asshole just clicked the "read this comic" button. Now the list of authors disappeared before I had a chance to fondle anyone. ...I'm still here...

Somebody Call 911! by four_legged_tripod 2-10-10

Will someone tell the jerk in the ambulance to move out of the way? Look buddy, I'm just doing my job here! Is there a problem Frank? If so, I've got an idea of how we can settle this. Guys? Hello? Can anyone tell me if my wife had the baby yet?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

C.O.P.S. by four_legged_tripod 2-11-10

Step out of the car! The only reason you pulled me over was to see if I had any donuts! I'll call for back up if I have to. I'll have your badge for this, fatty! I'll tell your mother. Come on dad! Don't leave the keys out if you don't want your car jacked.

Living Next Door to Toms by four_legged_tripod 2-11-10

Wait for it... Wait for it... Woo hoo! Yeah baby! Nice tits! I really need to buy some blinds.

Remember to Put Things Back Where You Found Them by four_legged_tripod 2-11-10

And this is the room my dad keeps his porn in. I don't think he knows I know about it. Let's go outside. Hey, what happened to the rest of this bench? That'll keep 'em out. To think, they put my "Big Butt" mags under my "Hairy Honeys" mags when I left them alphabetically.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Bee Mine by four_legged_tripod 2-12-10

What can I say? I like a girl with a big thorax.

Gettin' Juiced by four_legged_tripod 2-12-10

Found the plug in. Oh, thank God! Quick, plug it in. *bzzzzzzz* Tell me again why you don't have a battery powered vibrator. You know those don't last near enough for me.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Probably Been Done Before by four_legged_tripod 2-16-10

Do you see it yet Cap'n? Not yet. How 'bout now? Ah, there it is! Land Ho!

The Question Has Been Answered by four_legged_tripod 2-16-10

Just leave the money on the table on your way out. See you next week. Damn! Now I gotta cross this fucking road again.

Magically Delicious by four_legged_tripod 2-16-10

So you're what you get when you cross a magician with a dinosaur. Well, that and a sore asshole for my dad. Mom could get pretty kinky with her horns.

Pregnant Paws by four_legged_tripod 2-16-10

Billy is so cute. Did you always know you were going to have a boy? Sure did. Martin was on top when I got pregnant. I guess that explains what happened to your boy. What are you trying to say? Your mom likes it from behind!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Coo Coo for You by four_legged_tripod 2-18-10

You have such a beautiful face and your hands are exquisite. You give purpose to my life and keep me on track. She's not interested in you that way. Besides, this relationship is just not natural. Hey! Quit clock blocking me dude!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Let Sleeping Rocks Lie by four_legged_tripod 3-03-10

Hey! You rock! Go hang yourself!

Reminiscing About Prom Night by four_legged_tripod 3-03-10

This is where I was born. The doctor who delivered me now works at the mall. Excuse me, Miss? Why are all of these hangers bloody?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Messin' with Backgrounds IV by four_legged_tripod 12-16-10

I haven't heard you talk about your relaxation and masturbation pool in a while. I installed a door to get in the pool easier, but I think I put it in wrong. This door here? Why not just open it? It'll get ya all wet if ya do. I'm begin' ya woman, don't open that door! Do you not listen to anything I say? Sorry. It's been so long since you told me something was gonna make me wet.

Messin' with Backgrounds V by four_legged_tripod 12-16-10

Fred, that masturbation pool of yours has gotta go. I'm afraid God's gonna get pissed and do something. Like what? I'm already going blind. You think he's gonna send a tornado like he did in "The Wizard of Oz"? Happy now Fred? Dammit God! I said "send a horny ho like he did in the Blizzard of Bras" you bastard! Blizzard of Bras!!!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke