RCL no. 6589 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-18-19

...and then evil_d gave complete control of stripcreator.com to Rags, but he fucked it up so bad, Brad deleted all his comics! Yeah, but at least Rags was able to return to the site with his much improved Makin_d_bacon strip. Did you just say "much improved"? Yes. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

RCL no. 6732 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-02-19

Ah, there's Phreaky sunning herself in her front yard. Topless, no less! Cue car crash. *CRASH* Ha, ha... She didn't even flinch!

RCL no. 6764 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-27-19

Well, Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin... Who's going to win the NBA Finals this year? Fuck if I know! What DO you know? Fuck if I know! So, you know that you don't know what you know... Is that what you know? Maybe.

RCL no. 6853 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-03-19

How's the wife? Dead. Really? When did she die? Three weeks ago... But, I just discovered her death yesterday. Let me guess... The sex was the same, but the dishes were piling up? Strangely, it was the other way around!

RCL no. 6923 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-19

"I'm not completely sure because they all look alike..." "...but I'm almost positive the sicko that jammed his pipe up my husband's ass while he was passed out on the poop deck..." "...is the second one from the right!' *giggle*

RCL no. 6906 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-15-19

So, Jesus... What do you think of my new office layout? Seems to be a lot of cubicles with high walls, George. I find that when you isloate people, they tend to be more productive. Well, you'll experience a lot of isolation in the Afterlife where your headed! Wait... Are you saying I'm going to hell when I die, Jesus? Of course... We don't let assholes in Heaven. George.

RCL no. 7086 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-22-20

Woo! Woo! Are we ready to go? "Give it a few... The computer is still generating a random background." Woo! Woo! Okay. Let me have a drag from you pipe, Mr. Bimbleman! So, I can contract some kind of deadly crustacean virus from your stupid ass? Fuck that shit, Crabby!

RCL no. 7116 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-02-20

What can I get you, mister? What's with the hood? Are you part of the the KKK? What does everyone think that? It's my anti-COVID mask! When you say "everyone", do you really mean..? NIGGERS AND KIKES!!! Mmmmm... I'll have a bowl of that.

RCL no. 7180 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-23-20

Look at all those punks! They're burning down the adult video store! Why, in my day, if we wanted change, we'd by a two-cent Bazooka® gum with a $5 bill! NOW where am I going to get my porn to whack off to? I used to whack off something fierce to those colored comics you'd find inside! Maybe, I should check out that internet thingy everyone's raving about!

RCL no. 7321 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-27-21

Boy, the stars are really big and bright tonight, Mr. Bimbleman! So's my cock! I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. SO'S MY COCK!!! Okay, I heard that.

RCL no. 7336 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-12-21

Meanwhile George Bimbleman is vacationing in Africa... I never knew how beautiful this continent is, what with all the exotic animals roaming freely across the open plain. This place is the closest thing to paradise on Earth! Now, if they can just get rid of all the niggers...

RCL no. 7686 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-24-23

What do you think of this death cruise, Mr. Skelton? Pretty killer, Mr. Bimbleman! What do you think of this comic's premise, Mr. Skelton? Pretty lame, Mr. Bimbleman!

RCL no. 7675 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-01-23

There's my wife... Laying naked and passed out on our bed, ready for you to have sex with her! You know I'm gay, right, Mr. Bimbleman? So, pretend she's a man and do her in the ass. Anal sex repulses me, Mr. Bimbleman! What kind of fag are you???

RCL no. 7633 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-10-22

I've always dreamed of coming here to San Francisco! So many things to see, so many things to do... Where do I start, Mr. Bimbleman? By avoiding stepping in human shit on the sidewalks! You're a dream killer, Mr. Bimbleman! Second thing to avoid is getting drilled in the ass by one of those Fisherman's Wharf fairies!

RCL no. 7552 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-19-22

You own all this land, Mr. Bimbleman? As far as the eye can see, sugar puss! I'm impress- wait. Did you just call me sugar puss? Of course, sweet tits! That's what I though- wait. Are you using adjectives like "sugar" and "sweet" because I'm fat???

RCL no. 7498 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-06-22

Is that Phreaky sunning herself in her front yard with a couple of small cats resting on her chest, Mr. Bimbleman? Those aren't cats, Mr. Happy... Those are her gigantic cans! Cans of what? Peaches? More like condensed milk! *snicker* Condensed milk? Do you think she'll let us have some so I can make a tres leches cake?

RCL no. 7493 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-22

Holy shit! What's that horrible smell?? Bear shit. I didn't know bears are in these woods. They're not... I import the bear shit from Canada What are you trying to fertilize??? Nothing... The odor keeps away my bitch-ass ex-wife!

RCL no. 7720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-15-23

Here you go... Did you collect ALL the brass? I think so.There were so many. Maybe, hundreds... But, I feel really uncomfortable with this! Why? They're just spent ammo shells! From bullets cops used to shoot twenty-three Antifa protesters! Yeah, ain't it great?

RCL no. 7802 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-01-23

Look how excited your grandchildren are opening the presents you gave them, Mr. Bimbleman. Wait for it... "LUMPS OF COAL??? WTF?????" Bingo! Ha, ha... You really ARE an asshole, Mr. Bimbleman!

RCL no. 7837 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-30-24

INTRUDER ALERT!! Ha, ha... INTRUDER ALERT!! Even the security crab knows an asshole llike me has no business being in a house of worship! INTRUDER ALERT!! Shut the fuck up, crab, before I make a bisque out of you!