I'd just like to point out that no one is me. He's him, and I'm me. That's it.

I also have no other cute aliases that I use. I made up a few a looooong time ago, like ObiFlo, but only used them a couple of times and then forgot about them.

Rest assured that there is only one of me. Which is probably more than enough.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...out of my ass.

Just so no one wonders why I'm readding everyone, I cleared off my computer recently and had to redownload all my messengers. Please authorize me guys. If you don't, I can't take a hint.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i found, to my supprise, that they hadn't killed my account number... that it still exists.
i loaded up my ICQ for the first time in years.
my number is about five hundred thousand, and apparently that automatically qualifies me as "leet" or something...

i logged in hoping to hear from old friends, and all i got for three days of waiting was about thirty random messages of "women" asking me to look at their website to give them my opinion on how they look naked.

why does anyone use ICQ anymore?

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

I had a low 100,000's ICQ nuber back in the mid 90's. Naturally, I lost the password for it. I was l337 before l337 was l337. Now They won't let you register your UIN with ICQ99b anymore and that's crap because the newer versions are total ass. I have 2001b now. It stinks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.