I'm certainly up for one. And as we've seen in the past, it only takes one or two people to make a contest happen. So DexX, evil_d, fight it out amongst yourself. I'd be happy with either of you.

But I'd rather have evil_d, since DexX will probably retaliate against me by making up rules having to do with Australian soap operas or koala humping or something.

:)

G

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I am actually hanging out for a chance to do the rules on one of the regular contests, but I just can't seem to win one. *sigh* It'll be the simplest competition ever if I ever get to do it, too...

Anyway, I have an exam coming up on Friday, and really should study for it, so I will hand over to evil_d to run the next Mystery Rules compo.

Oh, and for the record, I would like to state that Gabe's rules for this contest were [u]EVIL[/u]!

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Evil, or too Americanized for a back-asswards Aussie like yourself? :)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Evil, or too Americanized for a back-asswards Aussie like yourself? :)

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Aussies aren't back-asswards, they're umop-ap!sdn.

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Get it right!

Dexx is certainly upside down.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Really? You mean American toilets spew water up out of the bowl? That's pretty disgusting, guys...

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How else are we gonna clean off our butts after shitting in the sink?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Now that Obi's back, and maybe kaufman is less busy, and there are some new people around, we could try another 'What are the Rules of this Contest?'.

Anyone game?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ack, not while I'm sick. Far too much brain-power involved.

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Well then get better, you gimp! You need any drugs? I can always steal my wife's prescription pad and forge her signature. Percoset for everyone!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I never liked this game.

I never liked you people either. What, with your big shiny cars and holier-than-thou attitude. I hope you and the game will be very happy together, you titslings.

Seriously, this game isn't bad (a lot better than you all with your shiny cars and...woops, already did that bit), I just don't feel up for it. I bet some of the others would dig it though. And I bet Drexle would be good at it. Don't ask me why I think that, it's a jedi secret.

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Wuss.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ooooh. Cherry flavored.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah, there's got to be *something* I'm good at.

Actually, I might as well try my hand at it just to prove you wrong. ;)

Me and some associates have money on you.

So don't let the family down. (That's the partridge family, not the mob.)

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Me and some associates have money on you.

So don't let the family down. (That's the partridge family, not the mob.)

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Feh, if they're like my family, they'll get used to dissapointment real quick.

Unless they do something like kneecap the competition.

Gabe, if you could send me a truckload of Knock Flu-Sufferer Unconscious For Several Weeks Until 100% Better drugs, I would be greatly appreciative.

I lost my voice today. That sucks - I like talking.

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