Black metal, like any other genre, has its place. Pop and rap, nearly indistinguishable by now, seem to have taken MTV as their place. The only genre of music that has its place nowhere is Kenny G's genre. That genre can be expanded to include Michael Bolton, John Tesh, Yanni, Celine Dion, and other pure shyte. But in no way should Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute, be grouped into this category.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.