I'm 1/4 Welches grape juice. Purple, not white.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That was too weird. I'm drinking my grape juice right now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Now you're 1/256 Gabe. How's it feel?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'd imagine a bit like it feels to be cornholed by Tobor.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No. Not really. Unless I would enjoy the feeling of being cornholed by Tobor. Haven't actually tried it to compare.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

RARRR!!!! TOBOR SORRY THAT HE MISSED YOU!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU TWICE AS AN APOLOGY!!!

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RAAARRR!!!

You're part of an exclusive club now. You get to learn the secret handshake and the secret of blowing things up with your mind.

(The secret involves getting really drunk.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Do they remain destroyed when you wake up with a secret hangover?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

They do, but only if you use the secret hangover cure (the secret is that you get really drunk again).

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