My first sale! by boorite 4-12-01

It's TV producer Yadahentai Mobukakke! Mr. Boorite, I am here to buy the rights to your gameshow idea, "Super Robot Manrape Endurance Torture Rally." Sheez, I'm so hosed on Old Crow and Benadryl, I'll sign anything. One condition: You are first contestant. Hmmm, let me think abou-- RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

april fools style comic to compliment this thread.

april fUls by xxausrottenxx 4-08-05

Hey buddy, I killed and ate your parents last night. What! Are you fucking serious? Haha, april fools! I actually just threw the bodies in that dumpster over there

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