Well, I actually tried to assas-, er... meet you at the airport, having gotten this message at the last minute. But I didn't know a flight number or even an airline (no Frontier flights got into STL from Denver at Midnight), so I ended up just wandering around like an idiot.

That seems to be the theme of the weekend so far.

Anyway, I'll be up 'til maybe 2:00 am St. Louis time, so feel free to give me a call if you want. (I PMed you my phone numbers.) If not, see ya tomorrow.

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"Old" is the old new.

So, where the cunt?

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Dad was flammable

By that I of course meant: please let us know you are safe, God bless. xxx

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Dad was flammable

This countdown is over. Ivy, boorite, scyess, Kajun, and jes are all partying somewhere. We're going to rest for a bit and meet up with them later. Pictures soon to come.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

We went playing in tunnels.

When you're stuck in a narrow wooden passage with Scyess in front of you and boorite bringing up the rear, it's a scary moment.

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Dad was flammable

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We went playing in tunnels.

When you're stuck in a narrow wooden passage with Scyess in front of you and boorite bringing up the rear, it's a scary moment.

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I have to wait to get back to Laramie before I can post my pictures. Strippers in compromising positions and all. They will shock and excite you all, I'm sure. Though I might have to censor a couple to put in the Adventures of Kitty, since my mother looks at those.

Damn you, Kajun.

omg lewl

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Dad was flammable

Jes should be 30,000 feet in the air at the moment, I don't know what pictures he's going to post when he makes it home, but I certainly don't remember there being any she-bang.

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Dad was flammable

Oh yeah, and quote of the trip so far is:

"your urethra is a tongue twister" - boorite

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Dad was flammable

Here are some Kajun observations, although rather premature as I don't fly out for another two days:
[list][*]attitudechicka - As real, clever and down-to-Earth as the girl I've known online for years. Takes no shit from anyone, a confident girl and mother to one of the greatest kids in the world.
[*]Mr chicka (Nate) - Laid-back, funny, friendly. I couldn't have felt more at home with this guy if he'd revealed that he was secretly my half-brother.[*]boorite - My all time favourite SC user, lived up to the expections. Funny, intelligent, immature, awesome. Definitely an untraced relative of mine. Good to see him happy with Ivy.
[*]IvyThePlant - I'd never really had a one-to-one with her on IRC or in the forums, but she definitely proved that I should have, as happy to be with Boo as I was to see her with him.
[*]Jes Lawson - More shy and quiet than I expected but certainly more intelligent. Good lad.
[*]Scyess - The real life version of not_Scyess, no nonsense, no bullshit, all real. I only met this guy twice and both times I had a fucking excellent time. It's only Sunday night, but I hope he can fit another evening out into his schedule. I'd recommend him to a friend.
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Additional: They are all cunts, each and every one of them. Avoid at all costs.

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Dad was flammable

Avoid cunts. Got it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And cunt throats.
Can't wait to see the photos.
Of the wedding, that is.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Here are some Kajun observations, although rather premature as I don't fly out for another two days:
[list][*]attitudechicka - As real, clever and down-to-Earth as the girl I've known online for years. Takes no shit from anyone, a confident girl and mother to one of the greatest kids in the world.
[*]Mr chicka (Nate) - Laid-back, funny, friendly. I couldn't have felt more at home with this guy if he'd revealed that he was secretly my half-brother.[*]boorite - My all time favourite SC user, lived up to the expections. Funny, intelligent, immature, awesome. Definitely an untraced relative of mine. Good to see him happy with Ivy.
[*]IvyThePlant - I'd never really had a one-to-one with her on IRC or in the forums, but she definitely proved that I should have, as happy to be with Boo as I was to see her with him.
[*]Jes Lawson - More shy and quiet than I expected but certainly more intelligent. Good lad.
[*]Scyess - The real life version of not_Scyess, no nonsense, no bullshit, all real. I only met this guy twice and both times I had a fucking excellent time. It's only Sunday night, but I hope he can fit another evening out into his schedule. I'd recommend him to a friend.
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Hi gang,

Been at home for about half an hour now, flights back were a hell of a lot easier than the flights out. I am mightily upset to be back in England, I could have stayed in the States for a loooong time.

Great to meet you all, too tired to write anything more specific at this point (been tired since I arrived on Friday, why stop now?)

More later.

Oh, apparently my bags are at Heathrow! Thanks for telling me AFTER I left the damn airport!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Good to hear you're back safe and sound, jes.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

By the way, we did actually get kicked out of an establishment last night. But, to be fair, it was only because they were closing down.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Did you guys get into any fights? Did Jes kick bumhole? Did Kajun cry at all during the trip?

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Poo perhaps?

What the shit? I don't remember posting that faggy crap on here, there must have been an extra slice of gay in those double vodkas last night.

I hate American, you all suck, I'm going home.

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Dad was flammable

Actually, I probably can, tonight. Give me a call. Or I'll give Chicka a call after work sometime.

By the way, I think it's hilarious that I feel the stripcreator forums are the best way to get in touch with you even though you're only 45 minutes away by car and I have Chicka's phone number.

It's better than having Ivy in front and boorite in the rear. You'd be drenched before you got out of there -- and probably covered with multiple bruises in the shape of boorite's wang.

I'll resist the urge to enumerate my observations on the various strippers, except to say that you were all more fun even than my expectations. Rock on.

Oh, and boorite: get a fucking cell phone!

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"Old" is the old new.

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I'll resist the urge to enumerate my observations on the various strippers, except to say that you were all more fun even than my expectations. Rock on.

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Actually, I probably can, tonight. Give me a call. Or I'll give Chicka a call after work sometime.

By the way, I think it's hilarious that I feel the stripcreator forums are the best way to get in touch with you even though you're only 45 minutes away by car and I have Chicka's phone number.

1. I am sleeping sometime tonight.

2. I am 25 minutes or less from the township you live in. You're thinking I live in Eureka or St. Clair or something.
I-270 to 30, 30 to High Ridge Boulevard. 20 minutes.

Oh and we didn't get to play pool, which I was really angry about, but that's another story. In short, it's all Nathan's fault.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Well, boorite and I are still here. We slept in and decided to stay another night. We're tired from...stuff. Yeah...

We'll leave Tuesdayish. Or whatever. I have to get back to class at some point, or my professor might be mad at me.

Anyway, the connection at this hotel is freaking lousy so as much as I want to spend a couple hours online, I might just go see the outside world today. It's slower than 14.4. I think real life moves faster.

So, if Chicka, Scyess, and Kajun want to go hang out tonight, we'll be awake enough.

Oh, and boorite does have a cell phone, but it's broken. Something about bungee jumping and a pack of marmosets.

Yup, we paid the bartender to make it with gay vodka. The kind that comes in elegant, brightly colored bottles.

omg d00d ur gay!

Boorite is a bad influence on me.

Why don't you guys swing by sometime after 5pm? I don't feel like driving again for a long time.

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Mediocrity at its most average.