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RCL no. 1655 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-13-07

Today, I was on-line, and I read some lame-ass thoughts from a fucking cat owned by some dickhead named edoggydog... Edoggy-DOG indeed!

Well, here's a thought from from a REAL dog, assholes...

The next time one of you fuck-faces fake like you've thrown a ball, and I spend three hours looking for it, I'm gonna chew your nuts off, and pee on your sister's face! FÃ¶rstÃ¥?

8-13-07 8:38pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Dumbass Thoughts from My Stupid Fucking Cat by edoggydog
8-21-07

( 9:03:34 a.m. )

I read a news story on Yahoo! that cats' short-term memories only last ten minutes. Have you ever heard such bullshit?

( 9:13:35 a.m. )

I read a news story on Yahoo! that cats' short-term memories only last ten minutes. Have you ever heard such bullshit?

( 9:23:36 a.m. )

I read a news story on Yahoo! that cats' short-term memories only last ten minutes. Have you ever heard such bullshit?

8-21-07 8:34am (new)

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RCL no. 1691 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-27-07

Hmmm...

The kitty-treat could either be in his left hand, or in his right hand...

(two hours later...)

I can't decide!

JUST PICK ONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

9-27-07 11:55am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
10-09-07

If, one goose is called a "goose", and many are called "geese"...

...then wouldn't it follow that if one Korean is called a "gook", and many would be called "geek"?

Nevermind...

10-09-07 12:10pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
10-15-07

♫ She's got the cat-yack fever... ♫

YAAAAAAACK!

♫ ...cat-yack fever... ♫

YAAAAAAACK!

♫ You gave her cat-yack fever... ♫

What?

10-15-07 1:47pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Fucking Cat by edoggydog
11-20-07

I hate the term "pussy fart"...

[ *BRAAAAAAP!* ]

I prefer the term "feline flatulant"...

[ *sniff, sniff* ] What's that horrible smell?? AH, JESUS F. CHRIST!! LAY OFF THE BAKE BEANS, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!

11-20-07 3:03am (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-14-08

So, today I went to one of those Asian nail salons to get a pedicure...

...and I couldn't tell if the manicurists were speaking Vietnamese to each other, or just meowing!

Regardless, I did understand what they were saying...

1-14-08 6:13pm (new)

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Is it wrong to say I hope this cat has hit it's ninth life by now?

1-14-08 6:18pm (new)

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Cre8tive13

How old are you?

1-15-08 12:40am (new)

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Screw off, you are not my type. I'm into women.

1-15-08 6:32am (new)

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Cre8tive13

If you're into women, why are you so obsessed with me and my comics?

1-15-08 2:59pm (new)

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I thought you WERE a chick....huh!?

I think you have a crush on me by your PM's and what you wrote on my profile! You sick mofo, you!

1-15-08 3:01pm (new)

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Fuck You! (formerly Groovy!) - My Dumba-Ass Feline by edoggydog
2-04-08

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meoww? Mee-OUCH!

MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW!

MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW! MEW!

*FUCK YOU!!

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

WOOF WOOF!!*

2-04-08 3:26pm (new)

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RCL no. 1777 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-13-08

Okay, Kitty... I need you to really focus on what's going down over there. You know how easily distracted you get.

Gotcha, boss!

Seriously, Kitty... I need your com-plete attention as you'll be my back up witness for the court case.

Say no more, daddy-o . I'm all eyes!

Oh, look. A butterfly!

2-13-08 5:04pm (new)

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RCL no. 1779 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-14-08

Sure. I can lend you a saucer of milk...

Cool!

...but, you'll have to let me shave off all your fur to fulfill my bald pussy fetish. [ *wink* ]

?

(Ten minutes later...)

Well..?

I'm trying to picture myself looking like your head...

2-14-08 6:34pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
3-24-08

I feel the need....

...the need to PEE!

Aaaaaaaahhhh! Mucho mejor...

[*sniff] What the fu- HOW COULD YOU PEE ON MY NEW JACKET? IT'S ON A HANGER! DID YOU CLIMB UP THERE? YOU'RE DECLAWED FOR CHRISSAKES!!

I have my ways...

WHAT'S THIS STEP LADDER DOING IN MY CLOSET? OH, YOU.......STUPID... ........FUCKING....... ......................CAT!!

3-24-08 1:46pm (new)

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RCL no. 1298 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-04-06

...and that's why I stopped wearing boxer-briefs.

You going to eat that arm or what?

Why do I even fucking bother?

3-25-08 4:18pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Stupid Fucking Psychotic Cat by edoggydog
6-23-08

Meow..?

MEOW..?

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

WE'VE MOVED TO A NEW HOME! GET OVER IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!!

6-23-08 6:46pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
8-27-08

Today, I saw a show on Oxygen called, "How to Look Good Naked"...

The premise is some fag tries to help fat chicks feel good about their flabby bodies by finding them stylish clothes to wear.

Apparently, the message is... "You wanna look good naked, fatso? Then, cover the fuck up!"

8-27-08 5:07pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
8-27-08

Last weekend, my owner accidently locked me in his bedroom while he spent three days in Vegas. Talk about the most traumatic event of my life! I meowed like a wounded mule...

I will never do THAT agai- Oh, look! My owner left his bedroom door open...

Three days later...

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

8-27-08 5:17pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Perveted Cat by edoggydog
10-23-08

All the pundits are saying Sarah Palin was a bad choice for a potential Vice President...

Well, I think she's HOT! I'd really love to fly up to Alaska and give her pussy a real good licking!

For all you perverts out there, I happen to be talking about her cat. Her tight, wet, shaved cat....

10-23-08 4:06pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
11-04-08

Today's election day... Big fucking deal! Democrats. Repubilcans. They're all the same...

I say we start a third major party in this country. One that will represent the true wants and needs of the people!

And, while I'm talking fantasy, I say we line all the highways with huge catnip trees. Then, decree all canines illegal aliens and ship them off to, say, Thailand, or any other dog-eating country...

11-04-08 2:00pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Racist Cat by edoggydog
11-12-08

I read today that the secret service has already created nicknames for everyone in the Obama family- each name starting with the letter "R".

Would it not make more sense if they use the letter "N"?

11-12-08 12:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 1917 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-04-08

Okay... The reason why I brought you all the way up here to the North Pole is I have a very secret mission for you to perform. The plan's ingenious because no one would ever suspect a cat!

Duh.

Now, listen. This is very important. First, you must- what the fuck? Are you even listening? Kitty? Kitty, kitty, KITTY? GODDAMMIT!! I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT!!!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Where the hell can I take a shit around here?

12-04-08 1:54pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-21-09

Yesterday, we inaugurated our first black President...

That act alone increased the un-employment rate in this country...

...since all the race-bating Jesse Jackson and Al Sharptons of the world no longer have a viable profession!

1-21-09 8:59pm (new)

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