CC77: Who? by boorite 11-07-01

EXTERMINATE Daleks, in storage, under tarps.

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CC77 The Proletariat will rise up again! by kramer_vs_kramer 11-07-01

I'm so glad we wiped the human scum from this planet. It's all change now, we're entering a new dawn for robots. True, true. Now we are free to rebuild the world as we see fit, with no filthy fleshbags treating us as slaves. Now WE rule, all robots as equals! What were you, anyway? Before the war I mean. Oh, I was Butlertron 2000, hypermetric domestic servant. I see. Well, go get me some waffles then, midget boy, or I'll crush your head like the tin can it was probably made of. ... yes master.

CC77: Heirless planets by boorite 11-07-01

In the future, humans will don powered exoskeletons to colonize worlds with harsh environments. Is it airless out here, or is it just me? Weatherman says ion storms tonight with a low of 37 degrees Kelvin. Evolution will gradually discard the simian legacy of their earthbound bodies, and they will emerge from their protective armor only to mate. Hey there Little Red Riding 'Bot You sure are lookin' hot They will have very low rates of reproduction. Ick. I have a headache.

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I hope robot suits are considered robots.

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Alright, put your pencils down, it's time to judge this thing.

God damn, people. Y'all made it tough on me, there were so many great ones. But I've narrowed it down to the following:

Honorable Mentions go to these comics which made me laugh, but lost points for technically falling out of the rules. Hey, with so many good ones, I gotta make these judgment calls....so they go home with props, but not all the marbles:

Because the Punt is the Lowest Form of Humor by kaufman 11-05-01

Here at the LunaDome, Super Bowl CCLXXVII has been a real thriller. The Titan Tennessees lead 24-23, but the Ganymede Packers are attempting a 247-yard field goal. The kick is up ... Really, Herb, we should talk to the Robots' union. This goalpost gig is just plain demeaning.

, by Kaufman.

CC 77: When Robots Dream by Drexle 11-05-01

Insufficient memory to complete the "Flee in terror" operation. Eeeeeekkk!!! Self Esteem program encountered one or more of the following errors: Insufficient_Disk_space; Insuficient_Memory; Insufficient_manufacture... God, you suck. Fatal Exception: Conciousness Program will be terminated.

, by Drexle.

Poor Celebs by Spankling 11-05-01

Keep walking... Keep walking... beep... chichering... beep... Keep walking... Keep walking... beep... Say, aren't you... NO!

, by Spankling.

CC77: Who? by boorite 11-07-01

EXTERMINATE Daleks, in storage, under tarps.

, by boorite.

A special Worst Entry award goes to

A topical discussion CC77 by McNugget 11-04-01

So im meant to tell you about something other than anal probing or other sexual references. Its tough when someone is so pedantic about cartoon content.....well, here goes nothing Damn its hot

, by McNugget. I've seen Marmaduke strips that were funnier than this, and bitching about the rules didn't help its cause any.

And now, the finalists for CC77:

[Click to view comic: 'cc 77: Beauty is only SCSI deep'], by lara7. An early front-runner which still held up under the intense competition from later entries.

[Click to view comic: 'CC77: Some Things Never Change'], by fuzzyman. Nice use of present-day observational humor used in a space-age context, and the Grey with the gun on the last panel.

[Click to view comic: 'Sigh...'], by Spankling. Any robot-themed comic in which actual tech jargon is used wins points in my book, as in this one and also Lara's.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 77: Just when you thought it was safe ...'], by Kaufman. What can I say, this is my kind of deadpan black humor. Beautiful.

And the winner of Comic Contest #77 is.....

(see next post)

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

....(cont'd from previous post)

CC 77: Just when you thought it was safe ... by kaufman 11-07-01

... Orbiting high above the earth, a long-forgotten Soviet space probe achieves sentience. Vaporize.

, by Kaufman.

Congrats.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

God damn, you guys lucked out, because if I had had the gombwalla to win this one, the subsequent contest would have involved only two elements:

1. Battlestar Galactica

2. Ass sex

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God damn, you guys lucked out, because if I had had the gombwalla to win this one, the subsequent contest would have involved only two elements:

1. Battlestar Galactica

2. Ass sex

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