Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 7-11-05

Of course that does bring up a good point, brother. Yes it does. Isn't it unfair that based on income people are embarrassed, trashed and generally made fools of on television? I mean just demeaning people like that by giving them the promise of what amounts to five minutes of fame..... It does make one think. Where do pretty people in higher income brackets go to look stupid for the sake of ad revenue? Let's see Fear Factor, The Real World, The Apprentice, The Bachelor (and Bachelorette), Big Brother, Joe Millionaire... Equal and fair treatment is a wonderful thing.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

will you be making any more pie charts any time soon?

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horray for life. boo.

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 6-09-04

Hollywood, CA - June 9, 2004 Did you see that three pointer Kobe made last night. The Lakers won Game 2 because of him. He is amazing! Wow. I never expected to hear that from you. You know he's accused of rape. Look he's innocent until proven guilty. Right now he's one of the Lakers' star players. The guy IS incredible! Ok. After they win the Finals, then they can nail his rapist ass to the wall. Ah....I see.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Tterb

the next pie chart will be after 250 comics and so far i've seen 217. ranger has been quiet lately, he may not retain his lead

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Ranger's World by Ranger77 1-20-07

Dammit, this is ridiculous. It's a gift. She should appreciate it regardless if she likes it or not. You're right! Why are we agonizing over this. After all we smile when she gives us funky stuff. Catbox, anyone? We should just give her the damn player and if she can't appreciate the intent, that's her problem. Agreed. We need to draw a line here and not get so upset about getting her the perfect "romantic" gift. It's silly. So....how long are we going to continue spouting this manly testosterone influenced bullshit? Just for a few more minutes please. I want to feel like I actually have testicles for a bit longer....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You know what I like about Ranger77? He's got pluck. Where was our pluck back in the 40's, I ask? That's right. Those were the days. Hot showers in Manilla with the lads.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 5-29-04

AP (via Yahoo): Fri, May 29, 2004 Dad? Dad, I really think you're overreacting. College is a time to explore and challenge one's self regardless of cost. (I really wish I was making this up: http://www.slayage.tv/) Fainting because I've decided to focus my studies on "Buffy and the new American Buddhism" is just a reflection on how close minded and 'uncool' you are.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

LuckyGuess

Lucky's got a point. Kids today don't appreciate how hard people had to work back in the old days to make comics. They had to make em without P's and Q's cuz those hadn't been invented yet.

And everything was uphill.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

Lucky's got a point. Kids today don't appreciate how hard people had to work back in the old days to make comics. They had to make em without P's and Q's cuz those hadn't been invented yet.

And everything was uphill.

...and all that thar internet web space ...but no way to get to it...cuz the computer hadn't been thunk up yet!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monks Life!" by Ranger77 5-19-05

You monks are shti andyou dress funyn. Got nuthin to asy, huh? Thought os. You're all a bunch of fgas. I'm outat heer. Drunk? And dyslexic. Pretty sad actually....

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wall nuts by dcomposed 11-12-07

I need a new wallet. What are you going to do about it? I'm going to pickpocket someone. And hopefully he will have enough money for me to buy a wallet.

i have seen my own comic for the first time in the history of comics

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 8-20-05

The show's FIRST celebrity interview continues.... So, as an actor, you were particularly upset about the hidden content in GTA: San Andreas. It was troubling. Myself and alot of actors in Hollywood are trying to be socially relevant. Healing, if you will. That game was a cancer. Um....ok. For example I'm currently producing a cutting edge documentary that explores sexuality in high school. I consider it giving something back to my young fanbase. I've heard of it. Do you really think "Smack Dat Booty" is an appropriate title? If you dont speak their language, you'll lose them my friend.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Here are the results after I have seen 250 comics.

mandingo 45
Ranger77 39
choadwarrior 13
biped 9
Scyess 9
squidrabies 7
AccentuateNegative 5
ivytheplant 5
boorite 4
deathtoradio 4
Hatrix 4
Injokester 4
ObiJo 4
Skin 4
AngryAmerican 3
attitudechicka 3
christopher7murphy 3
cpausti 3
HCRoyall 3
umfumdisi 3
100Faces 2
BigEvilDan 2
BigFrank105 2
DexX 2
evil_d 2
flipynif1 2
Humpenstein 2
JStrong 2
NeoVid 2
RedfeatheR 2
Shaneo39 2
suicide_king 2
Tterb 2
UnknownEric 2
alkoholik 1
AnIntellectualMind 1
arbi 1
areallystupidguy 1
batFucker 1
bike 1
Bogart 1
boinky33 1
boloboffin 1
crackpanther 1
Cre8tive13 1
dcomposed 1
DragonXero 1
DrMorton 1
El_Phen 1
Externalization 1
FinnNYC 1
fraod 1
Gagra 1
Hari_Nezumi 1
HotRodDeathToll 1
HydeGuy 1
kane2742 1
KungChiFu 1
ladyjdotnet 1
LuckyGuess 1
lukket 1
MaKK_BeNN 1
max 1
mikeweeney 1
mmyers 1
Namgubed 1
pnmclaug 1
Pudge 1
Rabid_Weasle 1
seanator 1
shank 1
shittykitty 1
Spankling 1
The_young_scot 1
theburninator 1
TheGovernor 1
themushroom 1
TimmyThePervert 1
up4abeer 1
Waste_Of_A_Sniper 1
Xuanwu 1
ZMannZilla 1

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I am getting a bit bored with this campaign I think I might move on to something else.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If any of squidrabies comics that were featured front page were Tardboy and Finkleman, I vote that they be stricken from the record.

That's not playing fair.

they were these

God's Image by squidrabies 1-10-08

It is time. Time for what, sir? The rapture. I understand, sir. All the true believers will ascend and join the kindgom of heaven. I'll give Jesus the heads up. Wait, no. I meant get me pair of asian hookers. Oh, that rapture. You know, if you want do this this every other week you should really think up a new code name. Like "The Japture" or something.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-31-02

So all day today at work, I couldn't decide whether to kill myself or everyone else around me. Why not kill them and then kill yourself afterwards? Fuck, where were you two hours ago? I'm not sure.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-06-02

What are you in for? Parking tickets. What are you in for? Genocide.

Tard Boy and Finkelman 2 by squidrabies 8-04-02

They say drowning isn't a bad way to go. Really? Yeah, they say it's a few seconds of unspeakable panic and terror, but then it's really relaxing and pleasant. That does sound nice. So, what did you think? I got a shrimp stuck in my throat.

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

Hiya. Hi, I'm God. Two universes over, next to the copier. Sup? Chillin'. Cool, cool. So I heard you went with external genitalia. Yeah. Everytime I look at Adam I laugh my ass off. Especially when he runs. I gave my guy a wet, spongy sack that glows. You gotta see it, it's hilarious.

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this just in

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-12-02

Britney Spears is pretty hot. Hell yeah. I mean, I hate her music, but I'd give my kidneys just to poke her once. Both kidneys. Then I'd cut out her kidneys, eat one and worship the other as a god. Eh?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" Elephant version by Ranger77 10-10-04

Man, those right wing nuts just don't get it. No one wants to be a slave to multinational corporations. Tell me about it. Gun nuts and naive corporate consumers...that's not a way to live. I'm going to get a smoke. You coming? Hold on, let me frag this asshole that's been nailing me with the chaingun. We got any Mountain Dew left....?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 10-24-04

Finally! Now to find the keys and get out of here. This was so easy. Those 'superheores' aren't very smart at all. Such morons..... *ahem* I was thinking out loud wasn't I? You'd be surprised how often that happens around here. Now, don't tense up. This will hurt more if you tense up.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 2-09-05

Dude....I ROCK! So what happened to cause you to....rock? Some guy tried to pass me on the freeway and I wouldn't let him in. He accelerated, I accelerated and we pretty much raced until I got to my exit. He kept going but I beat him. I won! Dude, I ROCK!!! Ah. Ok. What did you win? I mean all you did was risk a ticket or an accident. Did it really matter so much in your life today to beat this guy in some unofficial ego driven urban NASCAR event? But dude, I rock. *sigh* Yes. You do.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World Presents: "Yep It's True!" by Ranger77 9-17-05

I've noticed alot of press lately on the qualifications of judges and their ability to be objective. I have on the line Judge Edward Peenee to comment. Hello, Ira. Glad to be here to set the record straight. Um, that's Iva. Your honor, you're 85 years old. Some say that elder judges like yourself having difficulty hearing cases dealing with technology. Nonsense. Judges base their ruling by the letter of the law. That's timeless. And when it comes to computers or video games...um...what was I talking about? Rulings based on technology. Like Stem Cell research for example. People should leave those pretty flowers alone I say. Ooops! It seems I just went poopee.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 10-30-05

Look, I'm sorry that I was so sexist when we first met. Since we have been partnered together it's probably in our best interests to get along. I agree. I'm a superhero just like you. I'm a crime fighting fairy with large breasts. That doesn't mean I should not be taken seriously. I mean, it's demeaning when men are just become stuck on a body part and pretty much tune out everything else. Still, I find it hard to believe that all guys are so shallow. So, um, yeah I like bacon, too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 7-23-04

Captain Justice has gone too far this time. He's authorized a videogame based on us. Can you believe it?! It's no big deal. No big deal?! Have you seen the way videogames portray women?! High heeled amazons with make-up that amazingly stays in place after a fight.... I saw the pre-production drawings. CatLass in the game wears a bikini and has a BIG chest. Works for me. Later at D&G Game Studios.... I swear if you make CatLass look better than me in this game I will FRY every copy of Babylon 5 you own and tell your mother about those magazines under your bed. Got it? Got it. EnergyGrrl gets thigh high boots and a 42DD chest....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True." by Ranger77 2-01-05

Yahoo - Feb 1, 2005 The British founder of PETA is auctioning off a lizard tattoo on her right arm on eBay in protest against animal abuse. "It's the only skin you can wear and use with the express permission of the original owner," said Ingrid Newkirk of her tattoo. In a related story, Billy Ray Toober of Smackover, Arkansas has vowed to win the bidding to make his own statement. I ain't makin' no damn statement. I'm going to deep fry that bad boy like a pork rind and eat it with her EX-press PER-missin'.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 9-04-04

And in Entertainment news, Paris Hilton is reportedly working on her first album. The model is collaborating with rapper L'il John. The release is being described as "sensual hip hop." This can't possibly get any worse. The first single from the album will be called "Screwed". The release will also feature Paris performing some freestyle rap....

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Batman created by Bob Kane