Round 1, Match 5 by ReplacerEraser 6-13-03

It was days like this Neil treasured his grandfather's dying words to him: "If you're gonna be a great salesman, you gotsta git yerself a monkey, boy." Come along, my monkey friend, the day is long and there is much product to sell. But just then a gas truck collides with a speeding sheep truck rushing to get to Scotland. BLAMMO!! Sit still, you're in the hospital. You're lucky. I've never seen anyone healed by their own giant testicles while the third one writes out their insurance information for us. How is the monkey?

The Mystery Rap by Mr_Doom 6-14-03

Tehn I rapped teh bich of teh HOAR!  K.  o/* Wehn a man loevs a woman, HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH! How last year. FUCK FOR SALE! Fi' dollah!?

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I AM DOOM TO YOU! AND DOOM TO THOSE IN MY WAY!, hopefully.

Eraser

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Quack!

ReplacerEraser

ReplacerEraser.

Mr. Doom is Benn MaKK...oh...I'm sorry...MaKK BeNN

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groin grabbingly funny

ReplacerEraser

And it's mAAk.

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COME FOR A RIDE ON ME, THE USS GRAVY BOAT 2003!

ReplacerEraser

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

ReplacerEraser

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

Maybe in the chat room...

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groin grabbingly funny

ReplacerEraser

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I am Bobby Extreme.

Eraser

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Hi, I'm Kate. I have four knees.

Winner of Round 1, Match 5: ReplacerEraser

Round 1, Match 6

y vs. youdontknowme

Rule: A character must make a choice of life and death

The Gay Poem:
[i]
She quickly digs the high bears
But the fool drags on the face of a quick beast.
Why does the woman walk so sadly and quickly?
Why is the spoon?
The soldiers rise drearily above the red trees.
The sharks rise.
[/i]

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Dad was flammable

Even as a mystery, people hate MY FEARSOME DOOM!

:o(

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I AM DOOM TO YOU! AND DOOM TO THOSE IN MY WAY!, hopefully.

Gladly the Bloodshot-Eyed Bear by youdontknowme 6-16-03

Whoa, dude, you like broke into my stash of weed and ate it all. Look, lady, I don't want to hear your lip. I can let you live, or I can eat you. Hey, no problema. I dig you, Mr. Bear. I'm feeling mellow, so I shouldn't eat you ... but I've got some real serious munchies. Yeah, I need to eat. Look over there, they've got Twinkies in Campsite 9! Twinkies? I'm out of here.

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

Guess which alias is me! I already fuckin gave it away thinking I was on under this handle and posting in a different thread...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Are you GravyBoat2003?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hey, I thought I was GravyBoat2003

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I accuse punkrockskaboy of being Devin.

Wait a minute--

I accuse Devin of being Devin.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

yes.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I accuse Clark Kent of being superman!

Boys will be boys by y 6-17-03

Uh oh. I think it's run too high up, man. I can't find it. Well, get a spoon or something and see if you can dig it out. I dunno. That sounds dangerous. I'll see if your mother can help. Are you kidding? I can't explain to her that I get koala bears shoved up my rectum! Now get that spoon! ...and his last words were "I said a spoon, not an electric whisk!" Ha ha! That was my boy!

y

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COME FOR A RIDE ON ME, THE USS GRAVY BOAT 2003!

I think this contest is very disappointing only 1 made me laugh. This is gay. Im leaving...

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

y

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Hi, I'm Kate. I have four knees.