It might be because I work there and like to make fun of the place.
And to your inquiry as to why I'm picking on you, I am indeed picking on you. I do it because you make yourself so open to ridicule by actively attempting to annoy people. Why I don't know. Maybe your mom wasn't a member of the La Leche Society or read too much Freud. Whatever it is, understand this: If you want people to like you, examine your behavior to find out what it is that they don't like. Then alter that behavior so more people will like you. It's as simple as that.
You can even keep on hating certain people while they still like you. Just act a certain way towards that person so they will like you, yet inwardly feel a burning rage of homicidal fury towards them. You get to be liked and keep your hate. And if you ever wanted to kill someone, they'd never see it coming.
Here's a hint of what might help you: Cut down on the exclamation points.