...and what's up with those black and white rhinos, huh? They're both fucking GREY!

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All rhinos are one.

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...but let's face it - you cannot claim that rhinos really exist without using the Bible as a basis.

Anyone who says otherwise obviously wets the bed.

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Aren't "rhinos" alcoholic derelicts who live in Wiesbaden?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry, wirthling - that joke was far too intellectual and highbrow for me.

Could you edit it, but keep it essentially the same, and make it relate to the molestation of farm animals?

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I was ignoring this thread for a while... I try not to get into religious debates. Not my department, since I can't even decide what the hell I believe in. Then I noticed that someone wanted to be spanked. By me. Fun. Oh, and just so everyone knows, my cat's in heat.

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Take it out of the oven, then. That shit's illegal, you know.

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Testifius Interruptus by kaufman 9-19-01

Yes, Senator. The recent traffic of money through France, Sudan and Uzbekistan leads me to strongly believe that ... hold on, my cat has something to say. What's that, sweetie? ... But this is an important ... Oh, all right. I'm very sorry, but we'll need to continue this at a later date. Right now I need to go to attitudechicka's place and get spanked.

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No damned cat, no damned cradle by boorite 9-19-01

Those "urgent" emails you sent out were pretty funny. "Help, an alien brain parasite is taking over my body!" Where do you get this stuff? Got any tuna?

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Testifius Interruptus by kaufman 9-19-01

Yes, Senator. The recent traffic of money through France, Sudan and Uzbekistan leads me to strongly believe that ... hold on, my cat has something to say. What's that, sweetie? ... But this is an important ... Oh, all right. I'm very sorry, but we'll need to continue this at a later date. Right now I need to go to attitudechicka's place and get spanked.

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Oh, so you've met my father?

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Yes and no. Yes, I think the evidence is overwhelming that Jesus was a Jew-- a Pharisee, apparently, and leader of one of many contemporary Messianic movements whose goal was to throw Rome out of Judaea.

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Not only was the historical Jesus a Jew, a Pharisee, and a Messianic figure-- he was a very naughty boy.

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Let's settle this once and for all.

You Know What in Three Frames by kaufman 9-19-01

I need a place to have a baby. Mind if I use your bed? Sure, go right ahead. Son, if you keep doing that, you're going to be one lousy carpenter. The good news is we set our clocks forward tomorrow night, so that's one fewer hour I've got to stay dead.

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Let's not forget what happened to that blonde guy in the bar in Good Will Hunting that was regurgitating arguments from his textbooks. He lost out on a chance to date Minnie Driver! Then he got shot in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

So watch what you say.

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Let's not forget what happened to that blonde guy in the bar in Good Will Hunting that was regurgitating arguments from his textbooks. He lost out on a chance to date Minnie Driver!

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Well joke you if you can't take a "fuck."

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Hoo, boy! Thanks for clearing that up.

By the way: there are 2,000 years worth of religious scholars and theologians waiting to have dinner with you after having had a very dis-satisfying lunch with J-Nate.

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Jrm already has a "mini driver."

Ah, I see I'm back to normal. Thank you all.

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HA HA LOL.
I don't get it.

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Only to weenies.

Ooooooooooooooh! BURN!
he implied that you are a 'weenie', by saying that only 'weenie's hear penis jokes.
by uptight religious zealot measures, that's pretty harsh.

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um... ok.
I was kidding(I didn't even know I meant that).

By the way you all have had it wrong, I'm not a fundamentalist, I'm a strict Apostolic Pentacostal... oh shoot i just looked it up, I am one.
"a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching " Webster.com

by the way
the secret thread is gone?

oh yes guess what i did today. \/

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