Wow.  One comic from August 04.

Difficulties Meeting People by Scyess 8-01-04

Hi. I noticed you from across the room. I like to leer at women from a distance from dark corners. I'm nearly employed and self absorbed. I can't say I have any money, but I have an attention span that makes my penis look huge by comparison. I have naked pictures of my mother. I'm beginning to think your pick-up line sucks, Jim. Naw, it must be your delivery. Try it on the tall broad with the security guards.

Stay tuned next month for NO comics in 9/04.  I wonder what the hell I was doing.

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"Old" is the old new.

This month was better.

The Complete Comic by Scyess 7-31-08

What's new, Frank? I've just been diagnosed with high blood pressure. Yo, Frank! Was that your mom I saw getting felt up by John McCain's economic advisory committee behind the 7-11? That wasn't very nice. I didn't see you offering up any dénouement for this comic, fucker.

Thought for Food by Scyess 8-12-08

You look down, Jon. What's wrong? I'm hungry. So go eat something. But I just ate lunch. And breakfast this morning! You're right. By "eat something" I really meant "fret yourself sick over stupid shit that doesn't matter." It burns a lot of calories.

Semi-Retirement by Scyess 8-18-08

You know those glow-in-the-dark basketballs we shipped last month? Yeah. Well, they get so hot that they've been burning kids. We need to do a complete recall. Shit. That'll cost us millions. I'll get Al Gore on it. Care to donate some money to help combat glow-ball warming? Sure!

Solutions from Nature by Scyess 8-20-08

If you cut a worm in half, it will grow into two new worms. I understand that, but I'm sorry... it just doesn't work on babies. Oh. If you cut a worm in half, it keeps it from bawling at the top of its lungs for an entire 14-hour international flight. Now you may be on to something.

Voila Ay Carumba Oy Veh by Scyess 8-28-08

I worry that when I try to smile, it always looks fake. That's why I keep a pack of Jell-O in my underwear. If I ever need to smile, I pull a secret string in my pocket that releases the Jell-O. Voila! Instant mirth! Why are you making habenero Jell-O? It makes smiles contagious!

Stay tuned next month for -- yes -- MORE of my comics.

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"Old" is the old new.