We're going to get food. My blood sugar is low and I'm ready to kill something. And boorite needs coffee. You have my cell, so give us a call when you get a chance. We're both interested in killing more enemy agents and/or zombies.

I'm up for anything really, I'll let those of you with cars and jobs and children and spouses and stuff sort out what you can and cannot do.

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Ok so where are we going? I reckon we should hit a club or something.

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Dave and Buster's, 7:30 pm.

I won't be there obviously but I felt left out by not posting my last comment. Have some form of fun.

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Another enjoyable evening. I had steak, we smoked Cubans, Scyess and I beat up some black guys, boorite fucked some dinosaurs, Kat killed some hostages, chicka showed me what "Skee Ball" is and it all ended with us getting pulled over by the cops.

Awesome.

Last day tomorrow and it's a Sushi lunch. Then I'll be heading back home to immortalise the trip in comic form and post the pictures.

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I'm glad you guys worked out a plan for today. If any problems arise my work number is on the fridge.

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As I am without cell phone contact and will be packing my shit and stuff, I guess posting here would do to organise shit. My flight leaves at 4:42pm, so if anyone swinging by to pick me up could allow enough time for travelling here and eating sushi, that'd be awesome.

Or if you could let me know if the whole thing goes tits up so that I can try and get my ass to the airport on time, that'd be less awesome.

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I'll release the home phone number to scyess or ivy, if either of you wants to contact Kajun. It's easier than trying to teach him how to dial long distance from my phone while over the internet.

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Good Riddance!

My house is now officially Kajun-free. I'll have to do some massive cleaning though. Actually, it was a joy to have all of you. I'm glad we all had this opportunity, even if a kitty picture has been ruined by Kajun's balls.

I'm going to miss you guys, but I'm going to love just laying on my couch watching Gilmore Girls even more. And sleeping. I can't wait for the sleeping to begin.

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Oh come on, Kajun's balls rocked.

P.S. You won't sleep til he's 18, and according to my mother, maybe even not then.

Chicka I'm glad to hear my card got there well. I sent you a text message as well, hope you got that. Well seems everyone had a good time... Jes, now you have a nice CD to look forward to when you get home.

It ate my post!

Still waiting to hear from kajun about getting back home.

I got some good sleep last night, so thank you all for finally leaving. Clean up starts Friday, until then, the apocalypse background pretty much looks identical to my house.

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Still waiting to hear from kajun about getting back home.

I got some good sleep last night, so thank you all for finally leaving. Clean up starts Friday, until then, the apocalypse background pretty much looks identical to my house.

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I just got home from fucking London! Stupid American Airlines. There was a busload of Japanesers and yet they refused to open another check in desk. Instead they tried to explain the process in slow, shouty American-English. By the time I got to the front I was too late for my flight and had to change my itinerary.

First Class by KajunFirefly 9-14-05

Lambert, St Louis. Check-in 15:30 Butsu kakeru? I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese, how about I spend the next hour or so trying to learn it? Lambert, St Louis. Check-in 16:18 Hi, I'm flying to Chicago then Glasgow. Your flight leaves at 16:42, it's 16:18 now! Well, it WASN'T 16:18 when I fucking joined this cunting queue, I don't know if you noticed but I've been standing about 10 metres away wearing a hawaiin shirt for the past FUCKING HOUR!!! I'm sorry, I don't speak German, how about I spend the next hour or so trying to learn it?

Second Class by KajunFirefly 9-14-05

So, am I getting another flight or what? Well, you've missed your connection to Glasgow, I could send you to London and you could catch a connection from there? There aren't any other flights going to Glasgow? Not from Chicago, no. Well, I don't give a fuck about going to Chicago, aren't there any connections from ANY nearby airport? Sir, not even the terrorists want to go to Glasgow.

No Class by KajunFirefly 9-14-05

Okay, so now I'm going to fucking London? When am I going to get home? You'll be home about 7 hours later than your original plan. I still think I could have boarded my Chicago flight on time. No, sir, it takes a half hour to get through to the gates. This is a passenger announcement, American Airlines flight 1829 to Chicago has been delayed by 30 minutes. Mother of Cunt!

Cunts!

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Home Again by attitudechicka 9-14-05

So how did you enjoy your trip to the states? Well, it wasn't what I expected. It wasn't? The only people who attempted to fondle anything on me were the security at Chicago airport. I would have prefered it to have been someone I knew.

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Welcome to my flight over.

US Jes (2) by jes_lawson 9-12-05

Mid-Atlantic OK, stay calm, assess the situation. Your flight has been delayed. You're going to miss your connection, so chances are no-one's going to pick you up and you'll be stuck. Stay calm, no need for freak-outs. As long as I have my credit card and can phone Chicka, I'm fine. Sir, it wasn't a difficult question I asked - chicken or fish?

US Jes (3) by jes_lawson 9-13-05

Chicago OK, stay calm. You've just found out that a blind amputee would have more luck dialling the USA than you. You've lost Chicka's address, and your bags. Think. What would Lofty Wiseman do? The first thing to do when skinning your rabbit is to make an incision behind the head. Then, pull and turn the skin inside out, to prepare for gutting and cooking. Lofty Wiseman of the SAS. Can survive 6 weeks in the Columbian jungle. Can't make good suggestions for surviving loss of luggage. Fuck my luck.

US Jes (4) by jes_lawson 9-13-05

St. Louis, MO. Thank fuck I made it to St. Louis. Where the cunt my bags are I don't know or don't care right now. Then, on the Tannoy... Yo yo YO! 1987! Nineteen eighty-SEVEN Y'all! Available, Yo! Flight 1987 from Chicago repreZENT! Yo baggae be available for collection! Word! Holy shit! Nelly's moonlighting as a baggage handler! This country rocks!

US Jes (5) by jes_lawson 9-13-05

Lofty, I'm channelling you because I don't know what to do. I have no luggage or contact details, and limited money. You did well to get to St. Louis. If all else fails you can stay in the airport and survive here for 72 hours. What the fuck are you talking about? Live in the airport until my flight back? Yes. You have free water, you can sleep in the toilets, and you can catch rabbits from outside to gut, skin and eat. Fuck this. I'm getting a hotel room until I stop hallucinating and can contact Stripcreator for advice. Come back! Tom Hanks did it for years!

US Jes (6) by jes_lawson 9-13-05

Holiday Inn, Lambert, MO. Dear "Chicka's Wedding thread", due to bastardry I'm in the Holiday Inn near the airport. Please advise. Hi, you don't know us but we're coming to kidnap you! Within about half an hour, give or take ten minutes... Alright mate? We were at the airport for an hour, where were you? long story, explain on the way. Commence teh rocking!

In an ironic twist, my body clock seems to be keeping US time, now. Well done brain, only a week late...

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See scyess? If I can make it to the airport in 30 minutes, you can make it to my house in like 10 (You did say you were 20 minutes from the airport).

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I uploaded a picture, the crappy quality is due to the fact that it was taken on my camera phone. I'm too tired and disorganised to upload my digital camera pics and put them online, but I shall do that soon.

Check the nick of these cunts:

From left to right: jes_lawson, KajunFirefly, attitudechicka, boorite, Scyess and ivytheplant.

Answers on a postcard for where you think my left hand is. Bonus points if you can also guess where Jes has his.

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DexX didn't even draw them!

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Double bonus multiplier if you can guess where chicka's right index finger is.

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It's not even her ring finger.

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More pictures!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Jes looks like Kip Dynamite...

Nah, Kajun is. Look closer.

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