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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 1961 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-04-09

The best part about being a cat is...

What is my cat's name, ma'am?

...humans tend to think you're a dumbshit because you don't follow orders like some fucking dog.

He doesn't really have one. I just call him "dumbshit" because he's kinda stoopid...

Meanwhile, I've broken into this asshole's online bank account and I'm slowly draining him of all his life savings!

Derogatory? Probably. But, he's too dumb to know when he's being insulted...

3-04-09 4:29pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
5-30-09

The Lakers CRUCIFIED the Nuggets in game six of the Western Finals last night.

YAY!

Y'know, if the Denver players spent less time in the tattoo parlor and more time on the practice court, they might win a championship someday...

5-30-09 9:47am (new)

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At first I thought this thread read "Fucking my cat". Then I read it again and thought it was by Kaufman.

The thread disappointed twice.

Funny comics, though.

5-31-09 2:55am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
6-17-09

Here's a fun fact: in the short amount of time Obama has been in office, he has created a 1.3 trillion dollar budget defecit for this fiscal year alone!

And, it has been estimated that if he gets all the programs in place he wants to implement, the national debt will grow to close to 20 trillion dollars!

Just thinking about it keeps me awake at day!

6-17-09 12:10pm (new)

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Groovy! - The CATS (with apologies to Alfred Hitchcock) by edoggydog
8-17-06

Meow?

Meow?

Meow?

Meow?

Holy SHIT! [*hic*] They're killer PUSHIES!! BRAAAAAAAAAP!!

Groovy!

10-03-09 6:28pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
10-11-09

The English say a good cure for a bad hangover is "the hair of the dog"...

I mean, it's a fine record and all. Maybe, Nazareth's best one ever.

But, when I've got a pounding head-ache from a night of drinking and debauchery, the LAST thing I want to listen to is the whiny vocals of Dan McCAfferty on "Love Hurts"!

10-11-09 6:53pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
10-17-09

The NFL denied Rush Limbaugh from taking owner-ship in the St. Luis Rams, citing that he is too contro-versial and divisive.

I don't get it.. . I thought we embrace free speech in this country. Everyone's acting like Rush organized a ring of dogfighting, and then brutally killed the losing dogs...

...which I guess is a lot less contro-versial and divisive than saying that Donovan McNabb is not as good as the white media makes him out to be. Isn't that right, Mr. Vick?

10-17-09 10:57am (new)

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I found this gem:

A Day in the Life... by israphael
7-04-02

Today's Agenda: Wake Up, Eat Breakfast, Go Outside, Lay out in the Sun, Nap, Wake Up, Claw the Sofa, Pee on the Bookshelf, Nap...

Wake Up, Rub Up Against the Woman Who Feeds Me, Eat Lunch, Nap, Wake Up, Play with a Crumbled Ball of Foil, Take a Dump on the Rug, Nap...

Wake Up, Eat Dinner, Go Outside, Mark My Territory, Try to Get Some Tail, Come Back Home, Have a Snack, Play with the Cat, Get Ready for Bed

11-13-09 11:37am (new)

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RCL no. 834 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-26-06

Woah...

The room's swirling like a MOTHERFUCKER!

I think I need to lay off the CAT NIP!

11-18-09 12:47pm (new)

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RCL no. 1128 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-24-06

"The War of the Words"

Pussy!

Bitch!

Butthole-sniffer!

Dick-licker!

Narcoleptic, empty-headed, thread-chasing, furball-hacking PURRER!

Owner ass-kissing, ball-chasing, don't-know-how-to-bury-your-own-shit, tail-wagging PANTER!

11-20-09 12:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 1481 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-06-07

My owner's a REAL dumbass! He tried to commit sucide by parking his Prius in a closed garage and running the motor so he can die of carbon monoxide poisoning...

The problem is, the gas engine in a hybrid only runs occasionally, while the car's not moving, just to recharge the batteries when they get low...

He's been in there two weeks now, and still no signs of death!

11-20-09 7:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 2099 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-29-09

That should do it. This time. For sure.

No more smart ass thoughts from you, kitty!

Not so fast. Looks like he's getting up. AGAIN!

GODDAMMIT!!

What is it going to take to kill that stupid, fucking CAT?!

How 'bout we jam a nuclear hairball down his throat?

11-29-09 2:30pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
11-30-09

I saw a commercial for something called, "Flomax", whatever that is...

Anyways, the announcer said to call the doctor if I notice a decrease in semen when using the product. I mean, how does one broach that conversation?

"Gee, doc, I used to cover her WHOLE face when I spooge, but now..."

11-30-09 8:47am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
12-03-09

Today, Jamiee Grubb, the woman who's been having an affair with Tiger Woods, said she felt "betrayed" because Tiger had other mistresses besides her...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

12-03-09 6:43pm (new)

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RCL no. 2123 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-28-10

Wabbit season!

Dog season!

Wabbit season!

Dog season!

Wabbit season!

Dog season!

1-28-10 8:59pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Feline by edoggydog
4-07-10

I see that those idiot humans in congress passed Obama Care. Soon, the only ones who will have access to quality private healthcare is us animals!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*burp*

4-21-10 7:04pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Stupid Fucking Cat by edoggydog
4-06-10

*tweet*

They say we cats hate birds. That's why we hunt them down and kill them. Personally, I don't hate birds...

*tweet*

I actually LOVE birds!

*BUUUUUUURRRP*

4-21-10 7:05pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
5-13-10

So, it turns out the after Attorney General Holder said the new Arizona anti-illegal immigration law is unconstitutional, he has never even READ the law! Which is pretty typical of liberals-

*sniff, sniff*

It smells like my owner ate a shit-load of asparagus for lunch. Again.

5-13-10 9:10pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
5-15-10

I was watching a movie today and the bad guy said to the hero, "I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat!" I mean, what kind of threat is that?

If, someone rips my head off, what does it matter what he does to my carcass? He can fuck me in the ass, for all I care. I wouldn't know the difference because I'm DEAD!

Now it would be a lot different if someone threatened to shit down my throat, THEN rip my head off. Talk about gross! Yeccccchhhh!

5-15-10 9:53pm (new)

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RCL no. 2181 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-16-10

Whatcha in for?

I saw a friend of mine drown his wife in the bath tub, so I did the same thing to my wife...

You were convicted of murder?

No... Of being a "copycat".

What?

5-16-10 1:30pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
5-17-10

I once read in a self-help book that "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade." How is that motivational?

I hate the sour taste of lemonade... It makes me pucker up tighter than a nun's asshole!

Following that logic... If life gives me shit, then should I make a shit sandwich?

5-17-10 9:13am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
5-25-10

They say that illegal aliens only come here to "do the jobs lazy Americans won't do..."

Well, recently, an illegal alien from Mexico, who had been deported nine times, was arrested for brutally raping a woman in Washington state.

What? Are Americans now too lazy to commit sexual assault?

5-25-10 8:40pm (new)

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RCL no. 2192 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-31-10

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

"SHUT THE HELL UP, PUSSY! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORE CAT FOOD TONIGHT!!"

Shit.

5-31-10 9:56pm (new)

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RCL no. 2193 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-01-10

"I can't believe you brought such a filthy, hairy animal to work!"

"I don't know what could have possessed you to bring such a filthy, hairy animal to work!"

"Tell me... Where did you find such a filthy, hairy animal?"

He was sleeping in the alley next to my townhome, sir.

6-01-10 11:27pm (new)

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RCL no. 1967 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-16-09

Then, the guy says, "My wife's an ANGEL!" So, I says,"I envy you. Mine's still ALIVE!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I needs to lay off the ol' catnip!

Anyways... Go see Helen in HR to get your employee packet and parking card. You can start on Monday. Or, Tuesday. I really don't give a fuck... *BUUUUUUUURP*

6-06-10 2:02pm (new)

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