RCL no. 6081 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-04-18

Mr. Happy: Educator? Mom..? What are you doing here? I wanted to see how your first day of teaching is going... So far so good, although my students are about three hours tardy! Maybe, they're all still at church. Church? That would mean today is Sunday! SHIT!!

RCL no. 6125 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-24-18

Seven more comics, Mr. Cowboy... Just seven more and we dominate the front page yet again! Then, you'll marry me, Mr. Happy? But, I'm not gay! If you're not gay, why did you blow me last night? Oh, wow... Is that what gay is? NEXT!

RCL no. 6176 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-01-18

This is the tomb where they buried Jesus... Where's his remains? He rises from the dead, three days later! Which means he'd still be here! *Believe it or not, Mr. Happy is a genius at math! (Still stupid at everything else.) I'm talking two thousand years ago! Wow... A 730,003* day resurrection? That's gotta be a record!

RCL no. 6215 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-26-18

Mr. Happy goes in for his prostate exam... ...and then the vacuum salesman at Sears told me his product really sucks! So, I thanked him for his honesty and left... It wasn't until the next day I figured out what he meant! ...reluctantly. Nice story... I still need you to bend over and grab your ankles. Did I ever tell you about the time I swallowed a fly, and thought I'd die?

RCL no. 6314 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-14-18

This is the moment of truth... The moment I can exact my revenge on Mr. Happy for accidently hacking up my kittens with his front-throw, gas lawnmower. I could easily, at this afore-mentioned moment of truth bash his head in with a cast iron frying pan. Or stab him with one of my Henckels knives. But, in this moment of truth, I cannot seem to pull the trigger. If, only I had some extra motivation to compel me to execute my dastardly plan... Let me know when it is okay to turn around, buttface!

RCL no. 6320 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-21-18

Okay, guardian angel... I'm going to walk to the post office. I wouldn't recommend that, Mr. Happy. Why? Won't I have you protecting me on my journey? Yes, but have you seen the price of stamps nowadays for mailing a letter? What's a letter?

RCL no. 6422 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-04-18

Oh, God... Whoa... Here...it...comes! This could only mean one thing. *OOMPH* YET ANOTHER STRIPCREATOR HOMEPAGE DOMINATION!!!

RCL no. 6493 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-18

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Hey, Ted... TED!! What? Three more comics to FPD! Swell. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I'll have what he's having, bar keep!

RCL no. 6570 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-07-19

Mr. Happy talks politics with a fellow office worker... So, you're saying this whole Russia thing was a hoax? Yes. That would mean Trump stealing the election was also a hoax? That would certainly follow. Oh, wow... Say, before we go any further, can you remind me what the word hoax means?

RCL no. 6706 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-19

I like you... I'm going to give you my phone number. Does that mean you want me to call you? Or course... I was thinking you could ask me out on a date. Does that mean you want to have butt sex with me? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, PERVERT!! Damn, I was so close this time!

RCL no. 6729 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-26-19

Let's see... A hamburger sounds delicious, but I worry about how cow flatulants affect the global climate. A dead cow no longer farts! True... True... So, what do you want on your hamburg- But, I hear dead people sometimes fart during autopsies... I wonder if that goes for cattle. Farting, I mean, not the autopsies. If, you don't make a decision soon, I'm going to repeatedly stab you in your ass-hole until you fart!

RCL no. 6832 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-19

One more and we dominate! Like your mother? More like my sister! I was hoping you'd say your brother! Ha, ha... NEXT!!

RCL no. 6834 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-07-19

Thank you for showing me around your Indian reservation, Two Dogs Fucking... I'm sorry I desecrated the sacred traditions of your peoples when I urinated on your tribe's ances-tral totem pole! By the way, how long do I have to stay buried up to my waist in this anthill?

RCL no. 7050 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-01-20

What a beautiful day, right, Mr. Happy? I guess if one were a snowman, it would be a beautiful day, right, Melty? I am a snowman, dipshit! What does that word mean? "Dipshit"? No, "snowman"!

RCL no. 7072 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-09-20

There's nobody here! This place is wide open! I can't believe my hard-earned taxes are being wasted on a bunch of books nobody's reading! I can't believe there's all these books, I haven't been reading them! Not that any of these young idiots can actually read! Oh, wait... I can't actually read!

RCL no. 7139 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-02-20

...and that's when I said ALL lives matter to the group of red bandana-wearing black guys. Bloods. They were vampires??? No, you idiot! Gangbangers! As in orgies? That explains why they each took turns butt-fucking me! My head hurts!

RCL no. 7233 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-20

Don't you believe in Santa Claus? Yes, but... But, what? It's not even Christmas! I'm giving the naughty ones your buttfucking early this year! Something doesn't feel right about this, but let's just get it over with!

RCL no. 7309 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-21

Mr. Happy gets snookered by a childhood TV memory... So, this is where Greg Brady found the tiki doll? Yep! And, this is also where he returned it to release the curse and met Vincent Price? Yep! I guess it would be more believable if we weren't in a coalmine in West Virginia! You owe me fifty bucks!

RCL no. 7688 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-23

Mr. Happy: Dead Roommate Walking! Whatcha doing, Red? Working on a screenplay for my scriptwriting class... Don't bother me! Screenplay? Cool! What's it about? About a roommate who gets murdered for bothering me while I'm trying to write my screenplay! Sounds intriguing... Can't wait to see how it ends! If, you don't leave soon, you'll find out!

RCL no. 7525 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-01-22

Mr. Happy tries his hand at stand-up. In prison. ...then Bubba says, "Come give mommy a blowjob!" Get it? *crickets* Thank you... I'll be here fifteen to life!

RCL no. 7436 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-22

Geez, all of the sudden, I need to pee like a racehorse! It's the yellow paint on the walls. Of course, I've never actually seen a racehorse pee. Have you ever seen a gorilla mastubate? Once in grade school, but I can't talk about it due to the ongoing gag order from Judge Lance Ito. I think you just did.

RCL no. 7384 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-22

So, this is where I'll be working now? And, for less pay? Yes and yes. Tell me again how this is not a demotion? I originally wanted to fire you, but then upper management decided to promote you up from termination to this lowest rung position on the corporate ladder. How can I ever thank you? Quitting would be a good start.

RCL no. 7764 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-28-23

Mr. Happy makes an astute observation... Holy shit! Is that what I think it is? Depends... What do you think it is? A Civil War reenactment? You think a twenty-three car pile up, replete with bloody parts strewn all over the roadway is a Civil War reenactment??? Cars weren't even invented 160 years ago, moron! I was thinking of the coming civil war! Oh, wow... I see it now!

RCL no. 7765 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-29-23

So, there's not going to another civil war? Of course, not! How do you know? Because I'm a wise, old Jew! But... You're still a Jew, yes? Where we going with this?

RCL no. 7876 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-18-24

Meanwhile, back at the Apocalypse with Mr. Happy... Welp... I guess it's up to me to re-populate the human race! Although, it's going to be tough seeing how I'm the last person alive on Earth. I guess I'll have to learn how to go fuck myself like everyone kept telling me to!