Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 10-30-05

So when you cornered this guy he opened up on you with his laser guns.... Yes, I was forced to protect myself. He was using two guns and that's rather rude. Boorish, if you ask me. Forensics has counted over 40 high energy impacts in this area. It's amazing you didn't get hit. The perpetrator apparently did not have good marksman skills. Naturally, removing this type of menace requires objective, careful and thoughtful action. So after you floored him the first time, when did you decide to pull up a telephone pole and hit him with it? It was quite spontaneous actually....I did not act in anger but rather in a "keep your punk ass down motherfucker" sort of way.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 3-20-06

Well? Bad news. The sex video isn't generating enough buzz. It doesn't look like it's going to help the movie let alone your career. Shit. So what do I do now? You do what's right.... My feelings are that of hurt and betrayal. How could someone I loved and trusted leak a private intimate tape where I did some hot gravity defying sex acts, which is available on DVD for $19.95 at....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 5-04-04

When we last left the League of Defenders, CatLass had just met her new partner. Despite her rather violent nature, her initial comments were very reserved.... I'm going to eat you. Just wanted you to know that. I'll start by tearing off your head and sucking your blood like a crawfish. Fair enough. But I should tell you that because of years of experimentation, eating me will give you terminal heartburn, chronic gas, ballistic diarrhea.... ....AND anal leakage. Suddenly I'm in the mood for a salad. You're good. The leakage thing is always a deal breaker.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Heroville" by Ranger77 2-26-05

Meanwhile at DEMONient.... So this guy keeps asking me if I wanted ICE in my drink and if I used COMET to clean my sinks. How boorish. The young cur had the nerve to say that even if I got mad he doubted it would have any "IMPACT." I expect you kept your dignity of course. Almost. I smacked him around a bit before I ate him. I don't think the pompous git knew I had recently become an omnivore. Indeed.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 2-21-05

So in this interview Paris Hilton says she's looking for a normal guy. And so is Tara Reid. There's still a chance for someone like me. I am SO happy! Publicists....keeping hope alive in fanboys everywhere. I hear it's illegal in Ohio and some parts of Virginia.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 2-20-05

Hello, Creator. OMNIBUS. Nice to see you've fixed your Caps Lock problem. How are you adjusting to human form? I'm doing well. I accidently accessed the wrong locker room in the gym and saw EnergyGrrl completely naked. I experienced a curious sensation.... Ah, embarrassment. Those emotion subroutines must be kicking in.... Uh...no. It was something called 'Lust'. Now I am currently participating in a strange related ritual called 'masturbation.' It's quite fascinating actually... ....and those TMI conditional triggers are still not working, obviously.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

boloboffin

i think this has happened

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Here are two of my comics with only four votes each:

A Little Night Music by umfumdisi 2-02-07

Quick, gimme a match! pfffffffffffffffft! It really does work on owl farts! Told you so.

A Coyote Musn't Emote by umfumdisi 6-23-07

This is our accounting department ... ... research and developent ... Does this shit happen everywhere you go?

Let the downvoting ... begin!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I RATED THEM OKAY AND GOOD

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Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monks Life!" by Ranger77 5-19-05

You monks are shti andyou dress funyn. Got nuthin to asy, huh? Thought os. You're all a bunch of fgas. I'm outat heer. Drunk? And dyslexic. Pretty sad actually....

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Ranger's World: The Sidereal Stomp (Part 10 Finale) by Ranger77 9-10-05

There that should do it. I hope everyone learned something from this. You can't fiddle with time and space. Everything is back to normal and Madonna exists once more. Great. Yip-frickin-pee. You know I'm tired of this elitist attitude around here. Some people like mindless pop music. Where would the world be without superstars like Madonna and Clay Aiken? Clay who?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 7-15-04

Meanwhile.... Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find "The Incredible M.O.U.S.E?" He's on the Defender's League Orbital Platform. He'll be back later this week. Can I take a message? Sure. Tell him um, "I know where you live. You cannot escape us. We'll get you in the end." Ummm...okay. Oh yeah, can you please add "DieDieDie!" in there as well. Wait a minute. Let me write this down.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 3-08-05

Whacha doin'? I'm finally watching all those original Star Trek episodes I downloaded last week. Looks like Captain Kirk's Nextel cellphone isn't working. It's a Communicator, not a cell phone. Alot of the ideas and concepts from Star Trek have influenced modern inventions. That's silly. You can't make international calls from a Nextel phone. What made Kirk think he could make a call from another planet? You know, I think Dad left the liquor cabinet open again and some power tools out for you to play with.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 6-09-05

Have you seen, EnergyGrrl? With the pending release of Batman Returns and The Fantastic Four we've had an increase of membership applications. She's conducting interviews. I'll bet she's not happy about that. Don't underestimate E-Grrl. She'll be very professional.... Not only no, but HELL no.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-23-05

Chuck? Come on, it wasn't like you two were REALLY going out or anything. You're acting pretty silly. Even for you. Dude. *eep*

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Ranger's World presents: "Yep, it's True!" by Ranger77 6-06-05

We weren't able to get Brad Pitt in today's strip so we have Trey McTrevor, famous VH-1 spokesmodel, to talk on his behalf. Thanks, Kid. Brad is getting a bad rap. As a celebrity I know....and the media always has it wrong. And this thing about Angelina Jolie is not true. So the Primetime gig tonight is about setting the record straight and his humanitarian efforts. It doesn't have anything to do with this new movie. Exactly. Contrary to popular thought movie stars don't seek out publicity all the time. We need privacy too. My publicist reminded me of that this morning. Ok. Thanks.... One more thing. You'd be doing yourself a disservice if you miss "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" which opens this Friday....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 12-06-04

As you can see this new credit card scheme from DEMONient is just a ploy to take over the financial industry. Uh....Captain. Did we really need a THREE hour Powerpoint presentation to get your point across? Yes. We did. Evil has a new face and we have to face it head on. There's a question in the back....? I propose we take a more stealth like approach and research this new tactic for about six months. That way, when we attack, it will ensure our success. Nice try. I saw their latest "6 months same as cash" promotion too AND your new George Foreman Mega Grill.... Shit.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" (Anger #1) by Ranger77 12-15-05

So what's on the cynicism menu for today? Nothing really. Nothing? Nothing at all?? No Nubian Fire? I'm actually in a good mood today. I mean come on, just because I'm black doesn't mean I have to be angry and cynical all the time.... This just in: The head of the Philadelphia NAACP calls a featured character in the comic strip "Ranger's World" a SELLOUT.....film at 11.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 11-18-04

We here at UPN are saddened that ABC would use sex to sell something as sacred as Monday Night Football. Such practices are deceptive and distracting. For that reason, we've decided to simply offer a topless woman jumping up and down for 30 seconds randomly during our viewing schedule. Whoa! Look for "Tittie Jiggle" soon and remember: "UPN....Yeah we did it. So?"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 6-20-05

EnergyGrrl takes break from the "interview action!" Did you hear that Jessica Alba is wearing somekind of Neoprene body suit in the Fantastic Four that makes her look slim and curvy at the same time? It's madness. Sexist madness if you ask me. What superhero in there right mind would wear some body altering thing like that. Yeah. So stupid. You have been outbid on the official Fantastic Four Neoprene body suit by CatLass219. That little feline BITCH!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 12-10-05

This is quite amazing, brother. What's amazing? Despite the fact I partook in the 'herbal delicacies" that Brother Yin sent, everything seems normal except you. That IS strange. So....how long did it take you to find a lavender donkey costume? Brother. Please. A man can do wonders with mischief in his heart and access to the Internet....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 12-11-05

Great. The cats are trashed. *sigh* This is so lame. I was afraid of that. What are they doing? About five miles an hour. In circles. It seems they are convinced someone switched their tails while they weren't looking. Ah....I guess that's interesting.... You know, you can take that suit off....I believe the joke's over. Actually given the circumstances, I think I'll hold.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 6-10-04

So your Mom thinks you watch too much sex and violence on TV? Yeah. She banned me from watching Spike and SciFi....No Adult Swim either. She channel locked the TV for a week and all I could view was The Lifetime channel. How was that? I saw three movies about domestic violence, a couple shows where the husband kills his wife. Some suicide, adultery and a show where two weird looking ladies were giving advice about oral sex. Whoa. Maybe you should try that cable channel called PAX. It means Peace you know.... I think this week they're running a "Diagnosis Murder" marathon.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I started to read that last one but then I stopped.

Here is one from Ribs77.

Always be Closing... by Ribs77 8-07-07

Spare some change? Change, eh? What are you gonna do for me? Uh.... I dunno. Nevermind. Aw, c'mon. There's a party in my Dockers and you're invited! Ughhh... I would literally rather shave my own nipples off with a rusty carrot peeler. OMG, she's talking about her nipples! Close the deal, Melvin! CLOSE THE DEAL!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane