Groovy! - A Wynn-Wynn Situation by edoggydog 6-02-14

I wish I was drinking mai tails at a topless pool... Me, too... Let's go to Vegas this weekend. They have a bunch of topless pools there! OH, I GET IT!!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT POOLS THAT DON'T HAVE COVERS OVER THEM!!!! This time they really meant not wearing their tops, but they kicked my ass anyway for general principles... Groovy!

RCL no. 4128 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-09-14

Think, Maura, THINK!! DID YOU LEAVE THE FUSE TO THE DYNAMITE NEXT TO THE WATER-HEATER PILOT FLAME IN THE GARAGE?? UMMM... UMMM... Yes. DAMMIT!!!!!!!! What was that noise that sounded like an big explosion five minutes earlier?

Groovy! - Yebel Rell by edoggydog 6-09-14

I installed Civil War Commerative-styled saloon doors on my house and my wife kicked my ass! Whoops!

Groovy! - Grand Mama by edoggydog 6-09-14

I installed granny doors on my home and my wife kicked my ass! Groovy!

Groovy! - I'M NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!!! by edoggydog 6-19-14

Tell me something romantic. "A jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou..." Of course, you should have only one glass of wine and a small finger sandwich as you could stand to lose some weight. I think she burned 400 calories kicking my ass... Groovy!

Groovy! Don't let the ass hit you in the ass on your way out by edoggydog 6-25-14

I installed donkey doors on my house and my wife kicked my ass... Groovy!

RCL no. 4176 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-27-14

Why did you just kick my ass? I was trying to impress that hot Asian girl standing over there by the Dollar Tree store, but she turned and looked the other way before I could hit you. Dammit! I don't see how beating me up would impress- Wait. She's looking this way... Brace for impact! Please, don't hit me any more. Ah, shit... Now, she's talking to that big black guy.

RCL no. 4259 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-21-14

Hi, mom... Good, Lord! What happened to you? It was my first day out in the field as a Mormon missionary. And, you got beat up? I kept falling off my bike. Ba-DOINK!

RCL no. 4328 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-10-14

Chen just stood there, dazed and in amazement... ...( I guess you could call it, "adazement" )... ...wondering how it is he got his ass kicked by the 3-in-1 german-made copier. ROAD HAUS!! ROAD HAUS.

RCL no. 4405 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-19-14

AAAAAAAAHHHH... I loves scratching my exposed back muscles on the rough surface of my front door! You'll get a staph infection. KEEP WALKING BEFORE SKELETOR KICKS YOUR ASS!! AGAIN!!!!!!

RCL no. 4433 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-25-14

Meanwhile in Ferguson... When I heard the Police were using flamethrowers to disperse the crowd, I was shocked! I mean, really? Throwing gay men at the rioters? How's that gonna worK? I say, drop a shitload of job applications and they'll scatter like cockroaches! I see your wife is still kicking your ass, Chen... Daily.

RCL no. 4457 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-08-14

Is this it, Death? Are you going to finally put me out of my misery? Hell, no... I live, I mean, DIE for watching you get your ass kicked on a daily basis! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... SPLEEGLE SPLORT!!!

RCL no. 4479 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-22-14

I've got to take a long, hard look at my life... ...and figure out how it is I got my ass kicked by an old lady with a cane on a cruise shi- SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FETCH ME A DECK CHAIR, BITCH!! Okay.

RCL no. 4574 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-12-15

So, the Pandeist onslaught will continue until Holly agrees to stop stretching against Gothboy's house? 'Fraid so. That still doesn't explain why you got your ass kicked. Again. I tried giving the backhoe a reach around. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Groovy! - Numb Skull by edoggydog 4-15-15

Good Lord, Chen! What happened to you? HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SKULL *http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/pnmclaug/427878 I got in a fight with my office skull! Groo- wait. What?

Groovy! - Bah-Dump CHINK by edoggydog 4-28-15

Wanna hear why Ben kicked Chen's ass? Groovy! ...but if you want really plump and delicious tomatoes, it's better to use cow manure over horse manure. Says who, motherfucker? Chen was talking SHIT to him! That stinks!

Groovy! - CC:611 Loophole (part 1 of 3)

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again... Groovy!

by edoggydog, 5-08-15

Groovy! - CC:611 Loophole (part 2 of 3)

If, you ever cheat on me, I'll rip out your heart and stomp on it!!! I'd like to see...

by edoggydog, 5-08-15

Groovy! - CC:6611 Loophole (3 of 3)

...that.

by edoggydog, 5-08-15

RCL no. 4715 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-11-15

I see your wife kicked your me again! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA What?

Planet WTF: I h8 Evryting by brycekain 5-10-15

I fucking hate my job... I fucking hate my life... I fucking hate fight club... Another two for flinching!

Groovy! - Fatasstic! by edoggydog 6-01-15

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again. Groovy! How does my ass look in these pants? Like it fell off the top of the fat tree and ate every limb on the way... ...down.