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I am shrouded in mystery, no?

C'mon people, vote for fuck sake.

I am taking over this contest for the time being due to Fuzzy having family commitments. At the moment, there is not enough submitted rules to keep this going so I'm asking all contestants (even those of you who have been voted off) to submit another two rules. I haven't thought it out completely, but it'd be better if we had more than enough rules, than having to ask you all to submit more for the final.

So vote, you bastards, and PM me your rules (as your alter egos of course).

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Dad was flammable

y

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Quack!

New rules:

The comic must have a paranormal theme.

One character must have a funny disability.

Vote: y

New rule: Abraham Lincoln must be fed up.

This contest has crossed th line between gay and cool. It is now gay. The comics suck. Sorry all. But its true.

I vote for y even though I dont like either.

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

I'm sorry we couldn't live up to the high standards set by your entry.

Hey, Fuck you. I never said mine was good. I said your comic was bad. I was speaking from the point of view as a fan. But as far as im concerned, Your too much of a whore to realize that. Im not sure what you want from me. You want me to get mad just so you can have the feeling of winning. Your a very sad man/woman. Most likely a woman though. Because it seems that someone is on there period.

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"Are You The Drunken Fighter?" "I Dont Know About Fighting, But I Sure Am Drunk."

Y.

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I AM DOOM TO YOU! AND DOOM TO THOSE IN MY WAY!, hopefully.

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I am shrouded in mystery, no?

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If Ewwwww/I_Smell_Like_Poo has stopped moaning like the prepubescent moron that he is, we can continue with this contest.

Winner of Round 1, Match 6: y

The bracket isn't here.

Round 2, Match 1

BobbyExtreme vs. el_hijo_del_iris

I'm deciding to scrap the poem thing just now and I'll just be using 2 rules from other users

Rule 1: The comic takes place in a gun shop
Rule 2: Someone in the comic must have indigestion and abandonment issues.

You have the usual amount of time to submit your entries, go go go.

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Happiness is a warm gun by el_hijo_del_iris 6-20-03

And what exactly do you need this gun for? Home defense? Target practice? My wife is going to leave me. I think she's having an affair. So you're going to shoot her?! Yep, and the guy that she's having the affair with, the desk clerk at their hotel, the neighbors for not telling me, and the druggist for selling them the condoms. Have you thought about getting a therapist? What good would shooting a therapist do?

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If Ewwwww/I_Smell_Like_Poo has stopped moaning like the prepubescent moron that he is, we can continue with this contest.

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You posted childish comments in our competition thread.
If you have some shitty angst, either post it in the "Fights Go Here" forum where I can ignore it or just tell it to your parent/gaurdian when they're tucking you in at night.

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You posted childish comments in our competition thread.
If you have some shitty angst, either post it in the "Fights Go Here" forum where I can ignore it or just tell it to your parent/gaurdian when they're tucking you in at night.

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Dad was flammable

You double posted childish comments in our competition thread.

Yeah, Kajun is right man. Just stop being a cock and leave if you don't like it. The way you've been acting, I don't think anyone wants you in this competition anymore anyway.

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I vote for Kajun_coke.

Tis the weekend, so I'm not going to force BobbyExtreme to hurry up.

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MCC Round Two: Separate the cheeks... by BobbyExtreme 6-22-03

...and then I splattered guts all over the wall. I'm afraid I'll do it again and tear someone else apart! OK, sir, next time, don't EAT the gunpowder and you won't feel so bad! I can't help it! I have Separation anxiety!

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I am Bobby Extreme.

I vote: Huevos rancheros
umm....rather el_hijo

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el_hijo_del_iris

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Hi, I'm Kate. I have four knees.

el_hijo_del_iris