A few years ago I did a parody called the National Geographic Swimsuit Issue (pdf file). Someone just pointed out to me that they are now doing one for real.

Now if they would only do a "topless native women" collection, I'd be all set.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If you look in certain issues of National Geographic...

If you look in certain issues of National Geographic...

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Well, yes, that's what I meant. But I want a topless native woman on every page.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If you look in certain issues of National Geographic...

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Well, yes, that's what I meant. But I want a topless native woman on every page.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Grow your own penis.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Researchers have grown lengths of the corpus cavernosum in the lab"

I notice they don't say how long.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

But... I want to keep them together!

Get away

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have to thank itsclark and Spankling for the inspiration I needed in my plan for world domination. So I'll build my army of cyborg soldiers with perfused animal heads and really big dicks to terrorize the world. I'll start by invading San Francisco!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The State of the Union Drinking Game

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"Invade San Francisco, before San Francisco invades you", I always say!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Just thought I'd mention that the magazine GameNow posted some comics done here by one of their editors, using the name Whimsical_Phil (I think).

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I almost horked up a creamy biskit when I saw this image smiling at me from the page of a magazine that came addressed to my little girl today.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Great! They will be in Seattle in July!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

seriously drug-induced cartoons for kids

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

They've got to be Putin us on.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The gas part is true!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Engrish version of The Two Towers

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I almost horked up a creamy biskit when I saw this image smiling at me from the page of a magazine that came addressed to my little girl today.

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You order asian porn under your daughter's name?

ARGH, now you got all sorts of sick images racing through my mind!

Okay, I admit it, they were always there.

Male Spider = Chubby Chaser

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I am the sugar.

That was from here, like MANY others.

Who is this fat bastard?

Karma Ghosts

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ha! I am the fun. But if I answer just one question differently, I'm the encyclopedia. A fun encyclopedia?

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Damn you, damn you, you're always taking stuff that I've been meaning to post but never get around to!

By the way, did you notice if there was an engine to make weird tests like those? I was thinking of a What kind of stripcreator are you test.

The official explanation

Damn you, damn you, you're always taking stuff that I've been meaning to post but never get around to!

By the way, did you notice if there was an engine to make weird tests like those? I was thinking of a What kind of stripcreator are you test.

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Quizilla, Devin... in fact, I made one...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.