1 by 01100101 1-03-02

this is my first comic! well, this is promising.

And he was right.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

What a great comic!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I actually know the person responsible for those comics. Obviously my rapier wit has rubbed off on him.

This one's best.

100 by 01100101 1-03-02

how do your eyes stay on? how do yours? i don't know!

Survivor by Trailsey 5-24-01

Hello, and welcome to season three of Survivor! Let's meet some of our contestants Well, hey there! I tell ya whut, mah name is Jethro Jed Jestonson! I am currently un-imploid! I am a member of the KKK, and I hates them black folks, and people named Evan. Hello, my name is Evan.

Its wrong, but that doesn't stop it being funny

Doctor Gaunt by _Emion 5-29-01

Ask Doctor Gaunt at: emion_@hotmail.com Dear Doctor Gaunt, my girlfriend won't do my laundy. What should I do?" - Real Man Don't you think it's time to take responsibility for yourself. Be a man! Call your mother and have her do your laundry.

I thought this was for a comic contest, but it wasn't.

And I'm surprised I don't see more comics by boorite on the random select. After, most of them have twice the chance of showing up as most others...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Actually, I've been seeing an even split between regulars and non-regulars coming up randomly lately. I've seen a few Boorites, an evil_d, a Kaufman here and there, some wirthlings, and strangely enough, I saw two of my in direct succession.

whoever coined the phrase "Smells like souls!"? I don't think it was me.

This on had the right idea.

Planet Earth by ToddBradley 2-26-01

Contact Welcome to our planet. Falling in love We have been waiting for your people for some time. This one has a beautiful anus. The proposition Now you can teach us about your advanced technology and civilization. Prepare to be probed.

Easily Moved by whisterpoop 10-31-01

life is pure misery... i think i shall kill myself. No! Don't do it! Ok! Yay!

As so often happens, the rest of this person's catalogue is pretty dodgy, but I like that one.

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hookers like chinese tea by TheGoodReverend 5-07-01

Tea, Chinese tea is the best tea! Tea, Chinese tea is the best tea! Tea, Chinese tea is the best tea! I fuck people for money.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Worth showing again...

Guilt trip by DexX 12-16-01

Domain name: $40 stripcreator.com   $   A couple of gigabytes of bandwidth per month: $you don't want to know They used _how_much_ bandwidth??? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ An opportunity for you to make comic strips, have them online where others can read them, and participate in one of the best online coomunities I have ever seen: priceless Gotta be worth a couple of bucks to you, surely? Please make a donation to keep SC.com running.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

This classic just came up.

christmas day by fuck 12-25-01

yes you fuckin bitch of a hoar!! its unconsenshial sex time whats sex? hohohoho, waht a butafull 25 decembwer yes mery christmas to al l my reeder's!!

Got to love it.

Strip Creator critic by theboltonpushkin 5-16-01

I don't agree with the way people seem to use this site as an excuse for subtly misogynist jokes about shagging. I also think that there is a lot of money being wasted by the owners of the site just for people to make really crap toilet humour. What do you think? I think I'm a squirell.

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Dad was flammable

Yeah really... people should have the balls to make bold faced misogynist jokes as opposed to those pussy, subtly underhanded ones.

I like using the word antidisisistablishmentarionism do YOU like using the word antidisistablishmentarionism? hey I wonder what antidisistablishmentarionism is spelled backwords?....oh well....

I think you'll fin it is "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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What does "fin" have to do with anything?

Tim's Adventures in Wonderland: part 3 by vonatar 5-29-01

*shiver* Well, little squirrel, it is time to test my machine... The squirrel-o-matic! Mmmm! The sweet taste of success!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Justified by deucepm 3-25-02

...and the Oscar goes to Akiva Goldsman! Goldsman's previous work includes Batman and Robin and Lost in Space. ... Soooo...you think maybe destroying all creation because of a really meaningless award was a bit of an overreac-- Read my lips. BATMAN. AND. ROBIN. LOST. IN. SPACE.

Classic humor.

CRABBY PUTS THE FEUD TO BED!!!! by crabby 6-29-01

HUH???? Look DrPedantic I don't want any more trouble lets just put this all behind us. We must run un speakable horror is coming our way!!!! Such a simpleton you are, Crabby. Are you illiterate, or simply feigning ignorance? HUH???? I don't have to time to argue I gotta get outta here!!!! I wonder if even the powers of Captain Monosyllabic can save you? BLAH!!!! I TOBOR SHALL CORN HOLE YOU!!!!! Get it right!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

After two days of no strips, I was lucky that this was the first I saw...

When K*fkas Collide! by Aziraphale 2-21-02

UWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!! Hey! Who are you? And what's up with your laugh? Me? Why, I am the none other than that most feared of all mad men, Kefka! As for the laugh, that's a medical condition. What are you talking about?!? I'M Kafka! No, no. Kefka. With an 'E'. Besides, who would want to be Kafka? You're a giant cockroach, for god's sake. Thanks for reminding me. You also reminded me that I'm going to have to pay you a littte visit tonight for a 'midnight snack'...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Best I've seen in a long time.

Crackers by ethanos 5-08-01

WAZUP in da hizouse my nigga g-dawg? I was over at the ghetto and I saiz to my bitch that if she don't do what she's told I'm gunna pop a cap in her ass. Know what I'm sayin home-slice? Laterz. See yas when I see yas! Damn crackers

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Friday the 13th Part Gabe by boorite 7-11-01

Gabe! Is my daughter alright? What happened? She'll be fine. See, when we got to the honeymoon suite, I nailed up a horseshoe for luck, and it fell on her head. Oh my! When you were carrying her over the threshold? No, when I was banging her like a pawnshop gong!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.