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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3998 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-26-14

Captain Obvious?

Obviously!

Oh... I thought you'd be a lot taller.

Never judge the size of the dog in a fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!

Yeah, if the dog's a pitbull... You're more like a toy chihuahua!

Tom Cruise was going to play me in a movie, but it turns out he's too tall...

3-26-14 3:12pm (new)

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RCL no. 4025 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-07-14

I sometimes like standing in a completely dark men's room...

It makes me feel like I'm floating in space like Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"!

WILL YOU TURN ON THE @%#$ LIGHTS BACK ON?? I'M TRYING TO WIPE MY ASS!!!

Give me minute, potty mouth.

4-07-14 4:17pm (new)

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Groovy! - Peeing is Believing by edoggydog
4-15-14

How did you know The Urinator was hiding behind the fence, Captain Obvious?

It was obvious!

Groovy!

4-15-14 2:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 4080 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-22-14

Captain Obvious volunteers his time as security monitor at a local public library...

It sure is quiet...

Probably, because there's nobody in here.

What's with all these books?

5-22-14 12:31pm (new)

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RCL no. 4088 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-26-14

So, this is a library?

Obviously!

Cool!

What's with all the books?

Haven't the foggiest!

5-26-14 5:19pm (new)

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RCL no. 4127 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-09-14

I don't have to worry about drinking too much because I have a guardian super-hero watching over me...

Right, Captain Obvious?

Right!

So, if I get too drunk to drive, he'll just carry me home... Right, Captain Obvious?

Right... Free for the first ten blocks, then $1.50 per step after that.

6-09-14 11:26am (new)

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RCL no. 4140 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-13-14

What's wrong, Superfly?

I'm tired of everyone's SHIT, Captain Obvious!

Really?

No.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6-13-14 1:14pm (new)

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Groovy! - An Obvious PERIOD Piece by edoggydog
6-14-14

How did you know The Menstruator was hiding behind the fence Captain Obvious?

It was obvious!

Groovy!

6-14-14 10:48am (new)

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RCL no. 4155 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-18-14

"So, Captain Obvious... I'm doing a study on the sexual habits of so-called 'superheroes'. May I ask you a few personal questions?"

Of course!

"How often you you masturbate?"

At least twenty-five times a day!

"Wow.. That's a lot. Which hand do you use when you masturbate?"

Isn't it obvious?

6-18-14 6:22pm (new)

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7-11-14 5:20pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 4222 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-29-14

This is 'Merica! Where the women are women, and the men are men...

Unless, the men are married to each other. Then, one of the men would be the woman.

Of course, pending the Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage... Hugs?

Stay away from me!

7-29-14 2:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 4453 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-05-14

...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

Something wrong, Gumby?

12-05-14 3:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 4583 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-17-15

Captain Obvious? What are you doing in my bedroom?

I'm piloting a new program to make sure that growing boys like you are getting at least eight hours of sleep per night!

This doesn't seem right... How exactly do you make sure I'm getting my eight hours of sleep?

By sleeping in the same bed with you, silly! Now, get undressed and-

MOM!! DAD!!

Dammit.

2-17-15 12:18pm (new)

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Groovy! - Presents: Captain Obvious Theater by edoggydog
3-31-15

Groovy! Presents: "Captain Obvious Theater"...

There's more to me than what you see here.

That's because you have your clothes on.

Join us next time for another episode of "Captain Obvious Theater".

3-31-15 4:34pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 4697 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-29-15

Blindman and Blind Cop to the rescue!

I think the Jokester went this way...

Which way?

This way!

How about you pretend I'm blind and verbally describe which way!

(Or, not.)

HOW ABOUT YOU PRETEND I'M BLIND... THAT WAY YOU'LL KNOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO VERBALLY DESCRIBE ANY-THING TO YOU!!!

I'M BLIND, NOT DEAF, YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

4-29-15 12:05pm (new)

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RCL no. 4709 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-06-15

I got the autopsy results back on your side kick, Captian Obvious, and you'll never believe what killed him. I can hardly believe it myself!

Just give it to me straight, doc!

Wouldn't it make more sense if I gave it to you GAY?

What?

Uh, never mind... Anyway, it appears Wanderboy's cause of death was a common household item. Most people call it a "plunger". We found it halfway up his lower intestine.

5-06-15 5:08pm (new)

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RCL no. 4710 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-07-15

I'm here to take over watch for you, Captain Obvious.

That must mean my shift is over, Holly... By the way, where's your Super Twin sister Polly?

She's at home recovering... We got pretty wasted and had a three-way with Arachnid-man last night!

That sounds like fun... Maybe, you, me and Polly could also-

Forget it!

5-07-15 4:27pm (new)

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RCL no. 4934 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-15-15

So, this is cyberspace...

Wow... Just look at all those 0's and 1's speeding by!

HEY, BRAD!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME OUT OF THIS BINARY HELL??

10-28-15 2:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 4984 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-19-15

What do you think?

You've made my eyes HUGE, Captain Obvious... The chicks are gonna dig me!

You're welcome.

So, how long will this last?

They'll stay that way for about seven days.

Ah, shit... Don't tell me I'll have to come in for more of your "super spooge" money-shot to the eyes on a weekly basis!

11-19-15 1:55pm (new)

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RCL no. 4990 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-23-15

What are you doing?

Trying to wipe this cat shit of yours I just stepped in on the cartoon panel wall...

But, if you do that, you'll make this comic stink!

What else is new, Captain Obvious?

I think you have me confused with one of the other running characters in this strip... I'm the stupid fucking-

Holy crap, this is grossing me out! EVER THOUGHT OF USING A LITTER BOX, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT???

11-24-15 10:59am (new)

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RCL no. 5052 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-12-16

Did I ever tell you you're "dynamite", baby?

*sigh* Every day, Captain Obvious!

Oh.

How about you're the "bomb"?

*SIGH*

1-13-16 10:47am (new)

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RCL no. 5119 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-23-16

Look, Captain Obvious... There's an old lady being attacked by a gang of hoodlums!

What's your point, besides your finger, Tyler?

Shouldn't someone go over there and save her?

And, they call me, Captain Obvious!

Oh, wait... She just pulled a .44 from her purse. Someone now needs to go save the hoodlums!

2-23-16 1:53pm (new)

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RCL no. 5219 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-18-16

What's up, Black Ninja?

(A slight pause before the typical response in today's social climate.)

Who you calling black, you white-privileged super-hero cracker?

4-18-16 3:33pm (new)

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RCL no. 5221 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-20-16

Nothing's nicer than coming home to a warm fire in the fireplace!

Except, I don't have a fireplace.

I should probably call the fire department.

4-20-16 7:58am (new)

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Groovy! - And, we'll agree with ANYTHING Phreaky says... by edoggydog
5-12-16

...for a chance to fondle her DD's!

And, that's what happens when a shark swims too fast!

Obviously!

5-12-16 12:26pm (new)

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