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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
6-16-10

So, the oil spill in the gulf has been going on for two months and none of the so-called "experts" know how to clean it up...

Why don't they do what my owner does when one of his skanky whores comes over to visit and her junky car drips on the driveway? Spread an assload of kitty litter on the Gulf and soak up all the oil!

And you all thought I was stoopid...

6-16-10 11:09am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
6-18-10

People think we cats are so dumb, we can't even spell the word "cat"!

C-A-T. Cat. How hard was that? Now, I will spell Hillary Clinton...

C-U-N-T.

6-18-10 3:46pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Dumb-Ass Cat by edoggydog
6-21-10

People are complaining that the oil spilled in the Gulf is making all the fish unedible...

Well, I've been eating oily fish for years. They're called, "sardines"! Good eatin', I don't mind telling you...

However, they do leave a horrible after-taste whenever I lick my butt post B.M..

6-21-10 11:01am (new)

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RCL no. 349 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-03-05

Bad Kitty!

How many times do I gotta tell you..?

This is NOT a scratching post!

Meow?

6-21-10 11:50am (new)

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Greetings by Skin
7-27-06

Hey buddy! Who's a good kitty?

You touch me and you're pulling back a bloody stump.

Hey! Where's the love?

Now I don't know if you're being playful or being an asshole.

Yep, sounds like a tuffy.

6-24-10 3:47pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
6-27-10

I saw Janeane Garofalo doing her latest standup routine on HBO last night...

She looked really butch with all her tattoos, and wearing a wife-beater tank top. Now, I know she claims to still be a heterosexual...

...but if you ask me, it appears she's finally given in to the "Dyke Side"!

6-27-10 12:58pm (new)

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Cats by kissMyCartoon
1-17-08

I posted on Catster and made 10 new Kitty friends in as many minutes, they sent me treats and playthings too!

You do realise it was the humans who posted on Catster, as neither you or I can actually use a computer.

I answered questions on the forum and joined a black cat club, I've got a cute rating of 8!

Ha! In your face, mine is 10!

I knew you were as sad as me.

I hate you.

7-02-10 2:56pm (new)

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Cats by kissMyCartoon
1-16-08

What did you do today?

Reduced the polarity of the neutron flow by the power of X into infinity and rotated the earths axis by 3 degrees, what did you do?

Played with string

7-02-10 3:02pm (new)

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Kattgrrl #1 by mattiekitty
4-05-05

So I puked on her bed this morning.

You sure that was a good idea?

Well... she said she was sick and tired of cleaning up puke off the carpets every day.

I figured she'd enjoy the change.

I'm outta here..

7-04-10 12:40pm (new)

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Kattgrrl #3 by mattiekitty
4-06-05

This "all kibble diet" is killing me! You gotta go swipe a hunka cake for me, George! PLEASE! I'm BEGGIN' you!

Rufus, it'll just make you puke again! She'll know I got you the cake and then she'll put ME on the "all kibble diet" too! No. No way. I can't do it.

... I'll give ya half...

Be right back...

7-04-10 12:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 1837 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-04-08

Is he dead?

I don't think so... Better hit him again.

I've already unloaded six shells into what's left of his face. He has to be dead by now...

Just one more for general principles...

Wow, you really hate cats, don't you?

With a passion!

7-06-10 12:04pm (new)

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RCL no. 2259 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-14-10

Mmmm... Cat blood is actually quite delicious!

Duh.

Wait. Why am I feeling dizzy all of a sudden?

Boy, have I got the munchies!

Ah, shit. That stupid feline's been smoking catnip!

I feel like I could eat a whole truckload of Meow Mix right now...

7-14-10 10:34am (new)

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Groovy! - A SURVIVOR! Redux (ode to bigworm) by edoggydog
7-16-10

What do you want me to do with it? It's dead for sure!

No so fast... My handheld is detecting a faint heartbeat. It's very weak, but that feline is definitely alive.

Are you sure it it's still alive? I mean, what kind of handheld device is that?

It's a CAT SCAN.

Stand back... I'm gonna' have to shoot it again!

Groovy!

7-16-10 2:50pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
7-16-10

Women say men could never endure the pain of childbirth like they have had to since the dawn of time...

What they fail to mention is they have a much bigger HOLE between their legs than their male counterparts!

Imagine trying to birth a baby through a man's dick. Talk about PAIN!!

7-16-10 3:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 254 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-23-05

There's one certainty in life...

It's much easier to let the cat out of the bag, than to put him back in!

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, alcoac14!

7-21-10 11:48am (new)

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RCL no. 2304 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-04-10

"Back off, cat! I know that look on your face..."

What look is that?

"The look that you want to sharpen your claws on my grandfather's antique park bench. A park bench that's valued at $25,000, I might add..."

No, you've got me all wrong. I would never do anything to mar such a valuable antique made with such lucious wood as this one. MEOW!

"IF, YOU LAY ONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED PAWS ON THAT BENCH, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!!"

Oh, well... I guess he's going to beat my fucking ass!

8-04-10 5:07pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Insensitive Cat by edoggydog
8-11-10

Senator Ted Stevens died in an aviation accident yesterday up in Alaska...

Apparently, he was on a "plane to nowhere"!

Too soon?

8-11-10 11:46am (new)

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RCL no. 1702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-10-07

Behind the "Stupid Fucking Cat"...

What do you think of this comic contest, stupid fucking cat?

Meow!

I'll drink to that!

I coulda had my own series, but NOOOOOOO! They went with that fat fuck Garfield...

*BUUUUUUUUURRP*

8-12-10 11:18am (new)

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Groovy! 274 by edoggydog
5-06-05

...so, first I faced forward, and moved back and forth, arms a-swinging...

Groovy!

...then, I do a quick 180, repeating the same dance steps...

Amazing!

...finally, turn back forward, and re-repeating the steps. Just like this... See? And, I did it all in time to the "chow, chow, chow" playing in the background...

Wow! You really ARE that cat from the old Purina commercials!

8-18-10 11:05am (new)

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RCL no. 648 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-09-05

How's your new job at the used kitty-litter processing plant?

I fell off the wagon and got fired!

Eating on the job again?

And, HOW! But, what got me fired was the boss hated my "shit-eating" grin!

8-19-10 12:51pm (new)

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Groovy! 294 by edoggydog
5-18-05

...so, then I tell the daschund, "Watch who you're calling a 'pussy'!"

Groovy!

Anyhoo... Did you hear about those two tiger cubs in Malaysia? Apparently, their mother died, so a Malaysian woman stepped in to feed them her breast milk...

Wow! A Malaysian woman actually breastfed tiger cubs?

Yes. But, that's not the point! The point is the cubs died because they couldn't digest human milk!

Wow! A Malaysian woman actually breastfed tiger cubs! There must be some pictures on-line! I gots to go check this out...

8-24-10 11:52am (new)

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Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77
9-29-04

In the far East, a certain sect of Monks often tested their faith by tracking, and staring down, tigers.

This proved their determination and faith, by tempting death with incredible resolve.

Here in America, some Monks still practice this technique in a less dangerous way: with common domestic cats....

Dude, will you PLEASE stop looking at me so I can lick my ass.

9-07-10 11:03am (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
9-28-10

President Carter spent the evening in the hospital due to an upset stomache...

Appaerently, even he's have a hard time swallowing his own bullshit about him having a successful presidency!

*burp*

9-28-10 2:06pm (new)

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Groovy! - Presents: Political Cat and Mouse by edoggydog
9-29-10

I think what the country needs is to get back to the Reagonomics of the1980's...

I couldn't agree with you more.

Huh? A far-left, progressive liberal like you would support conservative values like small government, lower taxes and less regulation?

WRONG!!!

Then, what about the Reagan Presidency do you agree with?

Those government cheese lines.

9-29-10 9:23pm (new)

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Groovy! - Presents: More Political Cat and Mouse by edoggydog
9-29-10

So, you believe that "craddle-to-grave" government policies are best for this nation?

What's wrong with helping out the "little guy"?

You mean the less fortunate ones in our society?

Let me say it slowly so you understand: THE...LITTLE...GUY.

I'm not getting it...

ME, DUMBASS!!

9-29-10 9:34pm (new)

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