Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-22-05

Hey babe, I'm coming over for dinner tonight after I practice with my band. None of that veggie stuff this time either, ok? Uh....yeah. Chuck. I've kinda met someone else. In fact we're sort of living together now. Yeah, yeah. Like, I get it. You're joking about that "End of Something" comic from a few days ago. Girl finds someone else....clueless boyfriend.....a pretty lame setup if you ask me. No, Chuck. I'm serious. I'm involved with someone now. We can't see each other anymore. *eep* I'm sorry, did you just say "eep"?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 7-06-04

I hear you're not happy here at DEMONient, Orgo. Tell me what's wrong. Orgo not like cubicle and TPS reports. Orgo thinking about leaving. Leaving....hmmm. You're not under a binding contract here. Why don't you allow me to help you. I don't know....Orgo doesn't trust lawyers. What you have in mind? A common criminal becoming a member of the Defenders League....I'm not sure.... Get with the 21st century, Captain. He's a free agent, besides I've already lined up endorsements from the Plastic Surgeon's Association and Campbell's Chunky Soup. It's a no brainer.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's A Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 7-08-05

Look, you and your brother made me alot of money with that religion thing, but this.... There are too many talk shows already. Please hold your opinions until you see this teaser preview from our demo tape. The Secrets of Lesbian Jello Fighting REVEALED! And also, Penis Enlargement made easy and CHEAP! All this and Uncensored Aquatic Bird Sex Tapes on the next MONK JUSTICE!! Blackmail. Wow. That's a bit rude. Believe it or not, we're talking about about a couple of Egrets from Philly.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 2-02-06

I decided the McDonald's thing wasn't for me. Finally. What made you change your mind? Well at first I thought it was the mind numbing violence, the moral dilemmas about torture, the withholding of basic human rights with it came to McNugget sauce distribution.... Yeah.... But in the end, I figure it's just because they suck and I felt like eating a Nachos BellGrande. Glad to hear you got your priorities straight once again.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i have saved up the last 10 comics. i am still going to post them one at a time so the thread can grow big and strong.

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 5-29-04

AP (via Yahoo): Fri, May 29, 2004 Dad? Dad, I really think you're overreacting. College is a time to explore and challenge one's self regardless of cost. (I really wish I was making this up: http://www.slayage.tv/) Fainting because I've decided to focus my studies on "Buffy and the new American Buddhism" is just a reflection on how close minded and 'uncool' you are.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 2-20-05

Monkbalahtology, the hottest diet-religion-self help craze, since the one we covered last week, is taking Hollywood by storm. We asked Trey McTrevor, reality show stud and Old Navy spokesmodel, how this is different from other shallow celebrity religions. This isn't only about expensive diet bars, defending Bolivian monkeys, pseudo karate aerobics and vanilla yogurt enemas. It's about life, man, LIFE. Dig it. Vanilla yogurt enemas? Amazing. They're actually improvising....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 11-24-04

Being a monk can be frustrating....especially when these college boys come to us because they think we have "magic powers" to attract women. Really? Yep, all the time. I tell them monks are good listeners and women really get into that. We also have been trained to be very attentive in the tantric arts to satisfy a woman sexually. Wow, I didn't know that. Is that why I see you guys with beautiful women all the time. Sort of. My silver Mercedes SL 500 over there helps a bit too. Sweet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 3-09-06

This is getting all out of control. They're making this movie about me into some NC-17 softcore Cinemax thing! Come on, EG. It's only one shower scene. Most movies have something like that. It's a staple of anime. Yeah but the shower scene happens after I fight some chick named "Feral Candy" nearly nude in a vat of honey that dissolves clothing. I mean, help me out here, does that sound good at all to you? I'll tell you in a minute after I adjust my sash.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 4-14-04

Do you know how stupid you made me look? Come on....mistakes happen. I want to be known as "Pyrotek, the Fire Retardant Boy". We only had so many words that we could put in the press release. The article referred to me as "Pie, the Flaming Retard." It was close.....I mean, you still get the gist of it...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 2-02-05

CONDITION CRITICAL....CONDITION CRITICAL....CONDITION CRITICAL.... Oh great, the ship is going to fall out of orbit and crash to the Earth. I suppose everyone will find some way to blame this on me. I swear.... OMNIBUS, override all previous commands. Run emergency restoration module. WORKING....CORRECTION ALGORITHIMS INITIATED..... YOU DID IT! YOU SAVED THE SHIP! I didn't do much. I just swapped out the OS with one I wrote, updated the voice command interface and linked in the environmental controls. ....RESTORING LIFE SUPPORT, ORBITAL POSITION AND FRAPPACINO OPERATIONS..... Wait a minute....aren't you suppose to be a little slow? Oops.....*ahem*, Orgo fix big silver computer thingy. Now, Orgo wants lots of green moneys buy Escalade and get freak on with Las Vegas honeys.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 2-02-06

I decided the McDonald's thing wasn't for me. Finally. What made you change your mind? Well at first I thought it was the mind numbing violence, the moral dilemmas about torture, the withholding of basic human rights with it came to McNugget sauce distribution.... Yeah.... But in the end, I figure it's just because they suck and I felt like eating a Nachos BellGrande. Glad to hear you got your priorities straight once again.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-27-05

*sigh* Dude. Ok. If Ivy's into you, I should just step aside. I'm like happy for both of you. Besides if I wasn't she'd probably kill me. Chuck, come on. I know Ivy can be a bit agressive sometimes but she's not that extreme. Yeah, right. She's probably looking at me through the scope of her sniper rifle right now making sure I behave. Well... "CURVYCAT TO BIG ROCK COVER HAS BEEN COMPRIMISED. TARGET ACQUIRED. AWAITING INSTRUCTIONS..." I love it when I'm right. CurvyCat this is Big Rock. Situation is GREEN. Stand down. I repeat stand down.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 12-10-05

This is quite amazing, brother. What's amazing? Despite the fact I partook in the 'herbal delicacies" that Brother Yin sent, everything seems normal except you. That IS strange. So....how long did it take you to find a lavender donkey costume? Brother. Please. A man can do wonders with mischief in his heart and access to the Internet....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 5-13-05

The saga continues.... I don't care what he says. If he loves me he'll do this for me. Uh....you kinda knew this when you married him. Marrying someone to "change" them is akin to "fighting for peace" or "fucking for abstinence." I don't understand why guys don't like to dance. It can be fun and even sensual. *sigh* Britney, how many times have you seen "Dirty Dancing?" I'll bet it's your favorite movie. That's beside the point. But even if it was, where are the real men like Partrick Swayze? Or the funny, sensitive ones like Hugh Grant? Ummm....Playing drag queens and picking up prostitutes in East Los Angeles?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 9-24-06

Bitches. Yeah, Bitches. Can't trust any of them. I won't be a slave to lust. I hear you. I'm not gay or anything but I can live without a woman in my life. There's nothing a chick can't do for me that I can't do with my hand. DAMN.....How do you think she's able to put her leg behind her head like that? Don't know. Don't care. I think she's diggin' on me. Lend me a dollar.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 9-10-05

Hey have you seen Reaper? He's not answering his communicator. Reaper died last night fighting his arch-nemesis The Ghoul. He sacrificed himself to save the world. Wow. Yeah. So....when do you expect him back? I'm thinking next Thursday. Maybe a bit sooner.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 6-22-04

Orgo don't know he like this new image da boss is tryin' to give us. He's trying to make evil more profitable. Even so, this dress code thing is a bit silly. Orgo like da new toys... Orgo even got a phone. But with all the voicemail and email Orgo don't have time to do crimes. I only got a four on my recent "performance review." I was told that I had to be more of a team leader and not so negative. Maybe Orgo should become a good guy. Forget it. HR made you sign a non-compete contract last week remember?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 12-08-05

Nope still the same. Just stand there a minute. Try closing your eyes a bit. Are you sure you're not.... No, I'm not a purple donkey. Close your eyes again. No change. And actually you're kind of lavender.... You're not a young man anymore, brother. You should not smoke that stuff that Brother Yin sends from Thailand.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "It's A Monk's Life!" by Ranger77 10-16-05

And now, a few words with Brother Monk #2 and his cat. We've been asked to talk about the FCC's "War on Obscenity" in the media and the assault on free speech. Unfortunately we've also been asked to do an opinion piece on the Iraq war at the same time. Evidently the FCC has problems with the words "bitch", "ass" and the perennial favorite "fuck." And it seems that this war is taking an enormous toll on our country. So in essence, we better hurry up and defeat those insurgent sons of BITCHES so we can get our ASS out of Iraq. Or we're FUCKED.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 3-30-05

Although hope is fading we would like to extend thanks to all of you who've contacted us and supported our efforts to keep our daughter, Terri Schiavo, alive. Yahoo via AP - March 29, 2005 To show our gratitude we've SOLD all your email addresses and contact information to a Conservative direct marketing group called Response Unlimited. Oh. My. God. If we can't keep Terri alive, the least we can do is keep intact the principles of free enterprise and make a few ducats ourselves! Terri would have wanted it that way....

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" Elephant version by Ranger77 10-10-04

Man, those right wing nuts just don't get it. No one wants to be a slave to multinational corporations. Tell me about it. Gun nuts and naive corporate consumers...that's not a way to live. I'm going to get a smoke. You coming? Hold on, let me frag this asshole that's been nailing me with the chaingun. We got any Mountain Dew left....?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 7-25-05

Warning shots? Five times. In the head. Dude, no.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ranger's World by Ranger77 7-26-04

Marital conflict time! Grrr....! Come on. He's not that bad. He's a tactless, classless, tasteless excuse for a person. He's also one of my best friends. He's only staying for a few days. If he starts talking about all the "tail he's tapped" since his divorce I'll scream. I swear. If he does, I promise I'll talk about the virtues of tapping the same tail year after year.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

And one Ribs77. I'm going to keep doing this until I'm stopped somehow.

Cosplay by Ribs77 8-08-07

Hi! Are you here for the cosplay? Yah, totally! You? Yep, this is going to be awesome! Hey, let's take off our costumes for a second and see what we really look like! Sure, ok! (giggle) omfg. omfg.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I demand more pie charts.

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horray for life. boo.