RCL no. 6538 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-21-19

Oh, God... Use the toilet, Maura! Here...it...comes! USE THE TOILET!!! *OOMPH* DAMMIT, MAURA!! I JUST FINISHED MOPPING THE FUCKING FLOOR!!

RCL no. 6654 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-19

Look, Maura... There's a huge crowd of women outside, looking to cash in on our big sale! Maybe, you should go use the restroom now before I unlock the doors so that- *OOMPH* GODDAMMIT!!!

RCL no. 6655 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-19

Oh, crap... I know that look. Hey, Maura... Before you start your shift on the robot line, maybe you should go use the restroom. *OOMPH* Or fucking not.

RCL no. 6674 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-31-19

You've heard of the old saying, "Don't get high on your own shit", right? *sniff* *sniff* Oh, yeah... That's the good stuff! Well, it looks like Maura is getting high on her own shit! I am FUCKED UP!!

Groovy! - Groovyland is the SHIT! by edoggydog 4-02-19

Can you tell me where the nearest restroom is? Groovy! I need you to stop saying "groovy" and tell me where the nearest rest-room is before I take a big dump on your walkway. Groovy! Okay. Here.....it.....comes! **OOMPH** Groovy!

RCL no. 6714 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-18-19

Ahhhhhhhhh... Nothing like being on a farm... ...taking a farm-sized dump!

RCL no. 6721 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-19

What do you think of this Rococco painting, Maura? Maura..? *OOMPH* Okayyyyyyy... Maybe, we should go check out the Cubists in the next room.

RCL no. 6723 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-19

Oh, God... Excuse me, ma'am... We got a call about some horrible odors emanating from your apartment. Here....it.......comes! Ma'am..? *OOMPH* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

RCL no. 6769 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-28-19

Air Dick, Maura..? Oh, God! No... No... Air Dick is a GOOD thing! If, you just give me a minute to explai- Here...it...COMES! What am I miss- ***OOMPH***

RCL no. 6811 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-04-19

I really like this home, baby... Let's buy it! Did you take a dump on the carpet, Maura? Like they say, "You *OOMPH* it, you own it!"

Groovy! - "Yes, I'm Shittin' You!" by edoggydog 7-04-19

Oh, God... I think I ate way too much poi at the luau last night! *OOOOOOMMMMPH* Groovy! Twenty-three minutes later... ***OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOMMM MMMMMMMPH***   ?   This is Phil McCracken, reporting from the site of the "World's Largest Pile of Human Shit", here on the beaches of Maui...

RCL no. 6836 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-11-19

What is that...? *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Oh, God... Is there nowhere she won't take a dump?? MAURA!!!!!!

RCL no. 6950 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-19

I've never dumped on a sand dune before... I've never reverse cowboy'd a sand dune before... It actually feels really good! Oh, God... Here it comes! Oh, God... I think I'm gonna CUM! *OOMPH* UUUUUNNNGGGH!! NUUUUNNNGGGH!!!

RCL no. 6961 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-03-19

Oh, God... I risked non-hodgekins lymphoma by spraying a shitload of Roundup on that area behind Maura to kill the crab grass... Here...it...COMES! Yet, there's still crab grass! *OOMPH* I thought you were allergic to walnuts, Maura.

RCL no. 7349 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-06-21

How's this? Close. Hold on... *OOMPH*! Did you crap your pants? Yes. Congratulations... You just went full Biden!

RCL no. 7680 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-23

Go for it... Go for it... *OOMPH * BINGO! SECOND TORPEDO IN THE TUBE!!!!

RCL no. 7655 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-08-22

CROWBAR ME!! Do what? STICK YOUR CROWBAR UP MY ASS AND CROWBAR OUT THE STUCK WAD OF SHIT IN MY LOWER INTESTINAL TRACT!!! Okay, but why are you not having me do it in a private room instead out in the open at the beach? RANDOM BACKGROUND!!!!! Got it... Now bend over and spread your ass cheeks!

RCL no. 7624 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-08-22

Boy, that last comic really blew, right, Butch? Oh, God... Here it comes! Butch??? *OOMPH * Ew, gross! You gonna eat that?

RCL no. 7616 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-02-22

On the count of three, Laura, I want you to open your eyes... One, two, three... Open your eyes! Hold on... I need to take a dump! FATHERDAMMIT!!!!

RCL no. 7586 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-25-22

And, then what did Maura do? Took a major dump in the middle of the quad area! Oh, that's HOT! And STINKY! UUUNNNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNGGGGH!!!!

RCL no. 7557 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-24-22

Oh, god... Here...it...COMES! *OOMPH* STEP ASIDE, HUMAN, SO I CAN CLEAN UP YOUR FECAL DUMP.

RCL no. 7493 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-22

Holy shit! What's that horrible smell?? Bear shit. I didn't know bears are in these woods. They're not... I import the bear shit from Canada What are you trying to fertilize??? Nothing... The odor keeps away my bitch-ass ex-wife!

RCL no. 7490 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-22

Hello, my good man. May I help you? Do you have any leftover shit I can eat? No... But, Biden is at the Capitol building giving his SOTU speech. Even I can't consume that much shit! Try watching it in very short spurts.

RCL no. 7444 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-07-22

Oh, my God... Maura, I was wondering if- Here...it....COMES!!! Is this a bad time? *OOMPH* I'll come back.

RCL no. 7416 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-29-22

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME TALK BY LOCKING ME IN A ROOM WITH A HOT, STEAMING PILE OF COWSHIT?? Oh, wow... That really stinks! OKAY, I'LL TALK!!