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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 4665 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-10-15

Okay, kids... For Physical Fitness Week, Melty and I are going to demonstrate how to do jumping jacks!

Fuck that shit!

Because you don't have any arms or legs?

That, and I have no stamina!

Â¡CASA DE CAMINO!

4-10-15 3:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 4725 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-18-15

Question...

Yes.

Do any of those greeting cards come pre-written?

No, the best part is they're all blank inside, so depending on the occasion, you get to write whatever's appropriate in your own hand.

*SIGH*

What?

5-18-15 2:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 4780 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-30-15

We now look in on Planet Concentrate-Concentrate-*OOMPH* -BINGO! WTF already in progress...

Concentrate...

Concentrate...

*OOMPH*

BINGO!

I'd ask you to help wipe my ass, but you have no arms!

6-30-15 8:09am (new)

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RCL no. 4879 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-02-15

Okay, students... I want you to exchange essays with the person to your right.

Then, I want you you to take them home tonight and grade them...

I would grade them myself, but I have no red markers.

9-02-15 4:43pm (new)

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RCL no. 3655 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-17-13

Look at those dumb surfers, Gary...

*ick*

...trying to ride that thirty-foot wave! I wouldn't be surprised if we see their bodies washed up on the shore later on.

MMMMM... SEAFOOD.

I beg your pardon?

NOTHING.

1-07-16 1:13pm (new)

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RCL no. 5128 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-26-16

*ick*

*ACK*

YOU TOLD GARY YOU WERE MAKING DINNER.

I have no pots! Or pans! And fuck trying to hold a spatula!

2-26-16 4:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 5271 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-13-16

I don't know why you're overreacting, Randolph...

Haven't you ever walked in on another man blowing a load while pleasuring himself before?

YES... BUT...

But, what?

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SPOOGE ICE CUBES BEFORE!!

5-13-16 11:15am (new)

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RCL no. 5323 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-09-16

It's really spooky here, Melty...

Can you hold my hand?

With what? My penis?

Hey, that's Elbows Ethan's line!

I know... But, the whole, "I have no arms!" thing is kind of played out.

6-09-16 1:01pm (new)

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RCL no. 5330 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-13-16

Wow... This novel is a real page turner!

Not for me... I have no fingers!

You could always get it on audio.

I have no ears!

Then how the filth are you hearing me, snowman?

6-13-16 12:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 5541 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-19-16

WHO LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN??

"I DID... WHY?"

BECAUSE, THERE'S A COLD DRAFT COMING IN!!

"SORRY... I'LL COME CLOSE IT."

LEAVE IT... IT FEELS GOOD TO ME!!

12-19-16 9:31pm (new)

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RCL no. 5548 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-25-16

Did Santa bring you everything wanted for Christmas?

Santa didn't bring me anything I wanted for Christmas... In fact, he didn't bring me anything at all!

Why not?

I have no chimney!

12-25-16 11:20am (new)

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RCL no. 5569 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-15-17

I have no arms!

But, if I did have arms, I'd fondle those over-sized zeppelins parked on your chest!

Give me one good reason why I'd let you do that.

Snow white privilege?

?

1-16-17 8:12pm (new)

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RCL no. 5688 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-17-17

What's your password?

That's classified!

IF, YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE PASSWORD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

Okay... Okay... It's "123459".

WHAT KIND OF WEAK-ASS PASSWORD IS THAT???? YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 123456 AS YOUR PASSWORD!!!!!!

My password was 123456, but the computer system makes me change it every three months for security reasons!

3-17-17 8:10am (new)

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RCL no. 5722 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-15-17

...and that's when I told him to suck my dick!

Little did he know, I have no dick! HAHAHAHAHAHA-

!

Or did I just blow any chance of getting naked with you?

4-15-17 6:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 5754 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-17-17

It's official... We're frickin' lost!

Didn't you just buy one of those new "smart" tablets?

Yes. And..?

And, why don't you fire up the ol' GPS app and find us a route home?

I have no data plan!

DAMMIT!!

5-17-17 8:46pm (new)

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RCL no. 5880 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-16-17

So, Melty... What do you think of my giant aquarium?

I can't tell you...

Why not?

I have no arms!

I thought you were going to say you have no opinion!

That's what RCLG scripted me to say, but I feel we've lost touch with the original theme of my character, and I wanted to dial it back in!

9-16-17 12:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 5935 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-07-17

Maybe, next time you'll listen to me when I tell you not lick the house!

Witch came out of nowhere!

11-09-17 10:08pm (new)

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RCL no. 5954 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-04-17

I'd like a coffee, please.

Let me guess... ICED coffee?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Yes... Last time I tried drinking hot coffee, I spilled some on my crotch and melted my nuts off!

UUUUUNNNGGH!! NUUUUNNNNGGH!!

12-04-17 8:50pm (new)

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Groovy! - MORE What do YOU want for Christmas? by edoggydog
12-17-17

Arms!

Arms!

Take a wild fucking guess!

12-17-17 6:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 5997 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-06-18

Hey, Melty...

Can you give me a hand with these?

Really?

NEXT!!

1-06-18 3:40pm (new)

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Groovy! - MORE What do YOU want for Christmas? by edoggydog
12-17-17

Arms!

Arms!

Take a wild fucking guess!

1-11-18 10:50pm (new)

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RCL no. 6134 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-25-18

â™« Ding Dong â™«

That must be Anders...

I hope Ben shows up or will be stuck playing three-handed poker.

This is so stupid... None of us have any hands!

Well, if Ben comes, he can deal the cards with his one good hand!

2-25-18 10:51pm (new)

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RCL no. 6156 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-15-18

Thanks for coming, Melty!

Whatever...

What's wrong? Didn't you like my party?

The drinks were fine, but your choice in snacks really sucked!

What's wrong with finger foods?

Jesus, do I have to go through this yet AGAIN??

3-15-18 5:18pm (new)

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RCL no. 6173 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-28-18

Huh... Nobody showed up at my Christmas party. I guess this is payback for my macro-farting Thanksgiving weekend!

Can I get paid now?

Sure... Do you ZelleÂ®.

What the hell is ZelleÂ®?

Ha, ha... POETRYHOUSE!!

3-31-18 3:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 6271 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-01-18

I want to thank you for coming by, Melty...

I'm sorry I wasn't able to play fetch, D.O.B.!

That's okay... I know you can't throw the stick because you have no arms.

That's not even the worse part...

And, that is..?

I have no ending for this lame-ass comic!

7-01-18 7:56pm (new)

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