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RCL no. 5166 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-17-16

"I'm not totally sure..."

"...because they all look alike..."

"...but the pervert who offered felatio to my transgendered orangutan is the second one from the right."

Obviously!

5-18-16 2:34pm (new)

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RCL no. 5358 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-29-16

Hi, Captian Obvious!

Oh, hi, Mr. Dolphin! Say, shouldn't you be in the ocean?

Yes, but I decided I want to evolve... I want to be a land animal. So, I swam up the sewer pipes and popped out of one of these toilets!

So, you being here is no accident?

Nope... I did this on "porpoise"! HAHAHAHAHAHA Get it?

HAHAHAHAHAHA No.

6-29-16 12:49pm (new)

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RCL no. 5499 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-26-16

Wait, Captain Obvious... You say you've killed my captor and you're going to set me free, but only if I have sex with you first? Is that why you're not wearing any pants?

Obviously!

Why would I want to have sex with you?

Check it out... My penis hangs to the floor!

Yes, but your legs are only five inches long!

What's that supposed too mean? I was never good at math...

9-26-16 12:13pm (new)

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RCL no. 5533 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-04-16

Captain Obvious waxes moronically...

Let's see... The worst thing to happen in 2016 was ragu4u quitting the website!

Which may also be the best thing to happen for 2017.

Until you factor back in Makin_d_bacon, which then makes it pretty much a wash.

12-04-16 7:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 5635 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-15-17

Wow... That is a lot of paper!

No shit, Captain Fucktwat!

Who said that?

2-18-17 1:38pm (new)

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RCL no. 5698 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-21-17

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Sorta-Superheroes...

So... You're the only one there, Captain Obvious?

Obviously!

What about Blindman? Or Alloy Guy? Or even Wanderboy?

No one's here but me... But, I'm available!

Uh... Pass.

What about those twenty-three orphans trapped in the burning building?

3-21-17 8:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 5727 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-30-17

Captain Obvious?

Obviously!

What are you doing in the executive washroom?

Making sure you executives properly wash your hands with soap and warm water after taking a dump!

That's stupid! Shouldn't you be out fighting crime or something?

GASTROINTESTINAL DISEASE IS NO JOKE, BUTTFACE!!!

4-30-17 2:49pm (new)

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RCL no. 5775 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-28-17

Okay, Captain Obvious... I've chopped an opening in the exterior wall of the orphanage. You can go in there and save the children.

Have you guys put the fire out?

No, it's still burning out of control... Hurry, Captain Obvious. The children!

Not until the fire is out.

At that point, we could simply save the children ourselves, assuming any of them are still alive.

Bingo!

5-28-17 11:06pm (new)

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RCL no. 5797 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-17-17

Gee. Mr. Cosby... The room is really spinning!

You brought condoms, yes?

NEXT!!

6-17-17 4:21pm (new)

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RCL no. 5888 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-30-17

Are you sure about this, Ninja Man?

What's to be sure about, Captain Obvious?

That's a 1,000 pound bull you're going to wrestle with only your bare hands!

Obviously... But, as long as I can keep it from goring me in the asshole with one of its horns, I should be okay.

Do bulls realy do that?? Oooooh, I wanna try!

Isn't there an LGBTQRS pride parade you're supposed to be the grand marshal at?

9-30-17 11:53am (new)

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RCL no. 5915 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-27-17

May I help you, missy?

My name is Ms. Washington, and I'm a corporate efficiency auditor. What EXACTLY is it you do here?

I guard this fax machine to make sure no one is sending personal faxes on the company's dime!

Really?

Yes, really... I figure I save the company tens of pennies per month!

Except, we converted over to e-faxing three years ago, dumbass... You have until the end of the day to clear out your belongings and leave. Dumbass.

10-27-17 11:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 5927 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-03-17

Hey, Blindman... Ninja Man. I need you to settle a bet between me and Captain Obvious.

Lay it on me...

He says accidental buttsex doesn't make one gay, and I say he's a cocksucking fag- wait... Why does it sound so windy? Are you outside?

I'm inside... The A/C must be on full blast.

Then, what sounds like an Mack truck rapidly approach-ing you?

I think my room-mate left the TV on.

11-04-17 5:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 5958 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-10-17

Well, Wander Boy... It would appear we're in the desert!

No shit, Captian Obvious!

It sure is hot out here... Dry, too.

That's why it's called a "desert". Duh-uh!

When was the last time I severely beat you about the head and shoulders, Wander Boy?

When I accidently erased your collection of cross-dressing cat videos, Captain Obvious!

12-10-17 8:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 6027 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-15-18

Okay, Super Dick... It's up to us to save the city!

Ha, ha... You said, "up"!

I think this is hardly the time for jokes!

Ha, ha... You said, "hard"!

Alright... What am I missing?

1-15-18 7:23pm (new)

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RCL no. 6040 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-21-18

Kids... Today's guess is superhero, Captain Obvious!

Howdy!

Tell the children something you did that was heroic, Captain Obvious...

I once pulled a stuck twelve-inch dildo out of John Travolta's buttho-

NEXT!!

1-21-18 5:14pm (new)

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RCL no. 6074 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-31-18

Whatcha doing, Holly?

Pushing your house to the next state, Captain Obvious!

Really? It looks like you're stretching to me!

DING! DING! DING! Tell him what he's won, Johnny!

So, THIS is what winning feels like!

1-31-18 10:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 6097 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-17-18

Oh, shit... Not this guy!

Hey, Space Jesus! What's going on?

Just chillin', my villain!

Ha, ha... That's called a "rhyme"!

Wow... You're a lot smarter than you look, Captain Obvious!

And, that one was a back-handed insult!

2-17-18 12:46pm (new)

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RCL no. 6138 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-02-18

Ready to fight some crime today, Trash Man?

Not today, Captain Obvious... I partied I little too much last night and got TRASHED!

And..?

And, I feel like GARBAGE!

There seems to be something IRONIC about this whole scenario, Trash Man, but I can't figure out what it is!

That's OBVIOUS, Captain Obvious!

3-02-18 7:57pm (new)

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RCL no. 6152 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-12-18

What are you doing here at the combine, Captain Obvious?

Trying out for the NFL, silly!

What position are you going for?

Left out!

I'm not familiar with the position... Is that on offense or defense?

Not sure... They never let me play!

3-12-18 9:06pm (new)

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RCL no. 6163 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-18-18

Aaaaahhhhhh...

What you doing, Metalman?

Peeing, Captain Obvious!

I can see that!

Then, see if you can find me a mop!

You know, they have these things called "toilets".

3-18-18 9:12pm (new)

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RCL no. 6182 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-11-18

It's much safer staying inside in this bomb shelter than being outside as the world's coming to an end!

======== Ka-BOOOOOOM!! ========

That one sounded like fifty kilotons!

4-11-18 9:27pm (new)

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RCL no. 6186 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-15-18

Hey, Death... What's going on?

Just chillin' from all my killin'!

Ha, ha... You're a poet and you don't even realize it!

The finish to that saying is "know it". That way it rhymes, dipshit!

So, you're saying I'm a dipshit, and I don't even know it?

Close enough. Dipshit.

4-15-18 2:06pm (new)

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RCL no. 6286 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-21-18

Boy, that sixth-grade girl really kicked your ass, Chen!

No shit, Captain Obvious!

You must have gotten a hard on while it happened.

What makes you think that?

Because, I'm throbbing just thinking about it!

7-21-18 11:54pm (new)

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RCL no. 6328 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-01-18

What's on the agenda today, Whatever Boy?

Whatever, Captain Obvious!

What say we go downtown and hassle the homeless?

Whatever!

I could say let's nuke the capitol of South Korea and you would say "whatever", right?

ë„ëŒ€ì²´ ë¬´ì—‡ì´!

9-01-18 1:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 6374 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-06-18

Captain Obvious?

Good morning, Lucy!

How are you able to levitate in the air like that?

I'm not... A couple of bullies from your class super-glued me to the side of your house!

But, I'm in kindergarten.

10-06-18 4:03pm (new)

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