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Groovy! - Hey, hey, we're the Monkees! by edoggydog
7-31-12

What are you doing tonight after work?

No plans...

How 'bout I come by your house later so we can "monkey around"?

Groovy!

*sigh*

What?

7-31-12 8:46am (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Freaky on Phreaky by edoggydog
7-31-12

What are you doing after work tonight?

Nada...

What say I come by your place later and you go "freaky" on me?

Groovy!

*SIGH*

I'm not getting this, am I?

7-31-12 8:51am (new)

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Groovy! - Calcium Deposit by edoggydog
7-31-12

What are you doing tonight after work?

Not a thing...

How 'bout I come by later so you can "bone" me?

Groovy!

You are such an IDIOT!!

What? What? WHAT??

7-31-12 9:18am (new)

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Groovy! - Okay. Last one. For now. by edoggydog
8-01-12

What are you doing after work?

Nothing I can think of...

How about I come by your place around seven so you can "nail" me?

Groovy!

!

It's not what you think... He's in bed, naked, waiting for you. I'm here to install the rain gutters.

8-01-12 8:24am (new)

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Groovy! - Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear by edoggydog
8-03-12

Now, back to, "Who Wants to be a Millionaire and Not Have to Work At It?"...

Groovy!

Okay, Phreaky... For one million dollars: what's the best way to hold your liquor?

By the ears, Regis.

I'm sorry... That's not the answer we were looking for.

By the back of his head?

8-03-12 2:21pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3097 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-14-12

It's no use, Fernando...

Â¿Por quÃ© no, Freaky?

Because you're a wetback...

Â¿QuÃ© es un "wetback"?

Una espalda mojada.

A wet back? Um, if you're trying to call me an illegal alien, the word is, "extranjero ilegal". Â¡CONCHA!

8-14-12 9:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 3100 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-23-12

Ooooh, there's Phreaky... She's so HOT! I wonder what it would feel like if I put my penis in her mouth? Heck, I know what it'd feel like for me... But, what about for her? Maybe if, I stick...

...my finger in my mouth, I can experience the sensation... Say, that's not half bad! I used to suck my thumb growing up, but it never felt like this. I can see why women have a fetish for this.

*nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom*

What are you doing?

8-23-12 11:52am (new)

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RCL no. 3103 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-24-12

Boy, it sure is HOT out here!

Tell me about it...

I have large beads of sweat rolling down my neck, in between my twin forty-fours, all the way to my shaved pussy!

(This is when Ted suffered what his doctors mis-diagnosed as a "heat stroke"...)

[ *GOINK* ]

My vagina only gets this wet when I'm fondling my breasts during coitis....

8-24-12 9:04am (new)

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RCL no. 3123 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-12

â™« Phreaky, you're so fine, let's go to my place and 68! â™«

Don't you mean, "69"?

Oops... â™« I guess you owe me one! â™«

(Needless to say, the only thing Rocker fucked later this night was his fist.)

!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

8-29-12 2:33pm (new)

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RCL no. 3124 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-12

God, she's so beautiful, with a pair of huge cans to boot! I wish I had what it takes to ask a woman like her out...

You know... That's stinking thinking! She's not too good for me. She puts on her bra one double-D cup at a time like any other woman. Just be bold and ask her out. You can do it!

Say, do you have any plans for Saturday nigh-

Up yours, loser!

8-29-12 9:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 3125 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-12

So, what did Phreaky say when you asked her out?

She called me a loser!

No shit?

Yeah. It was pretty devastating to my psyche... I've been really depressed all week!

So, did you put in a good word for me?

*SIGH*

8-29-12 9:33pm (new)

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RCL no. 3136 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-03-12

I have to thank you for seeing me on such short notice, but my 10-year high school reunion is next week...

Ever since I saw your ad on Facebook, I've been wanting to try your cutting-edge, "stretch" therapy...

Sure, I'm aware it can be painful, and my nipples might end up looking like undercooked spaghetti noodles, but it's worth it as long you make my tits bigger than Phreaky's!

Shut up, turn around, and brace yourself.

9-03-12 9:45am (new)

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RCL no. 3139 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-05-12

*goink*

Ha, ha! I knew wearing this extra tight T-shirt would render my landlord helpless...

I'm sorry, but I don't think I can come up with this month's rent. Ever.

No...prob...lem.

9-05-12 7:15pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Burn, baby, burn! by edoggydog
9-05-12

I finally beat Whiskey Pete in a staring contest!

Groovy!

My victory was made possible with help from my training partner, Phreaky...

She's that good?

"No. Her tits are that big!"

That's it... Feel the burn, bitch!

9-05-12 7:29pm (new)

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RCL no. 3181 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-08-12

Well, Phreaky... It looks like we're the only survivors of the shipwreck, alone together on this deserted island...

What's your point?

I'm still a virgin.

And..?

And, how 'bout you teach me how to make love to a woman?

How 'bout you go suck on a coconut?

10-08-12 9:53am (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - I'm a VERY personal trainer by edoggydog
10-09-12

Sure, I'll tell you the difference between a personal trainer and a "very personal" trainer...

Groovy!

"A personal trainer asks his client..."

Would you like me to show you how to tone up your arms and glutes?

Sure.

"A very personal trainer asks..."

Want me to show you how to tighten up your pussy?

!

10-09-12 6:22pm (new)

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RCL no. 3199 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-15-12

Here you go...

What's that?

You said it would cost me an arm and a leg for me to suck on your tits.

I only see an arm.

I only want to suck the left one.

10-15-12 6:05pm (new)

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Groovy! - Fits a topping by edoggydog
10-17-12

I am so sick and tired of this Presidential race... I swear, if we don't get to election day soon, I'm going to take off all my clothes and run down the street, tits-a-flopping!

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVY!

What?

10-17-12 8:26pm (new)

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RCL no. 3215 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-28-12

I vant to suck your teats!

Is that the best seduction line you could come up with?

Take "ed" out of seduction and you get suction...

The last time you tried sucking on my 44-DD's, your fangs punched so many holes in my breasts, milk was squirting out like those fountains in front of the Belagio!

That soundtrack of Gershwin playing in the background was a nice touch!

10-28-12 10:40am (new)

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Groovy! - The Nanny State by edoggydog
10-28-12

When I was a relief worker in Bosnia, I smuggled small children out of the war zone under my breasts...

Groovy!

By the way... Did you know that Fran Drescher's ex-husband came "out of the closet".

Yes... Her whiney voice is enough to turn any straight man gay!

Didn't you date Fran Drescher for two years back in the 80's?

What's your point?

10-28-12 11:09am (new)

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RCL no. 3220 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-03-12

And, then when Phreaky took off her bra and exposed her massive 44-DD's...

...I yelled out, "JESUS CHRIST!!"

Oh... When I heard you scream my name, I thought your were in trouble or something.

I was at first, but I was able to wrestle those babies to the ground and put them in a Gracie Jiu-Jitsu submission hold!

11-03-12 11:30am (new)

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RCL no. 3239 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-21-12

Stare deeply into my breasts...

Yes, Miss Phreaky.

Well..?

I...think...I...feel... ...something- yep, I have achieved a...

â™« ...BONER â™«

11-21-12 8:57pm (new)

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Groovy! - Pablew it! by edoggydog
12-26-12

Sure, I'll tell you why my date last night with Phreaky went sideways...

Groovy!

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"

What?

I was told women like a man with a sense of humor, but I probably shouldn't have worn my novelty condom.

At least, you got to see those 44-DD's jiggle!

12-26-12 10:11am (new)

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Groovy! - Re: bigworm's Re: edoggydog's Groovy! - Pablew it by edoggydog
12-26-12

All yours!

Seriously?

I got a piece of ass from Phreaky last night!

Groovy!

12-26-12 2:15pm (new)

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Groovy! - Fistal Cliff by edoggydog
12-29-12

Did you say your name is Fiscal Cliff?

No... "Fistal" Cliff.

My place. Now.

One up the kooch, the other up the bum, and then I knocked knuckles until she came like a Bellagio fountain!

Groovy!

12-29-12 11:07am (new)

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