11- The number of 350+ lb. women boorite had to sleep with to be christened the 'Hippo Bagger'.

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This thread is lonely, so I thought we should shoot it on back up to the top.

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The

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quick

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brown

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fox

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jumps

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over

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the

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lazy

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dog.

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PS - ObiJo smells.

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I thought about doing something like that, but I realized it would be pretty geeky. So, in the end, I suppose this thread has also become a celebration of gabe's geekiness. Life's sweet that way.

Beer and chips at my house, everyone.

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0 - The number of times anyone on here is getting laid tonight.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

13 - The number of times DragonXero was wrong in his prediction of my sexual escapades last night.

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Donkeys count, right?

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15 - A key element in the phrase "Fifteen is not a prime number you innumerate little twat!" that was screamed at an eight-year-old Gabe by the nu who taught him maths that year, leading him to forever consider sex, numbers, and violence to be inextricably unified.

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NUN!!!

Shit, that'll teach me to proofread more carefully.

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17 -- The number of bitchslaps I should receive for starting this.

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19 - The number of bitchslaps I am willing to give boorite. (I'm a generous soul, after all.)

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23: The public access cable channel that airs DexX's program, World's Shriekingest Shirt-lifter Videos.

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NUN!!!

Shit, that'll teach me to proofread more carefully.

Actually it was a gnu who taught me math. After which he pursued a lucrative career as a model for O'Reilly textbooks.

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27 - Age at which boorite manages to, for the first time, speak to a member of the opposite sex without wetting his pants or vomiting.

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29 - number of times in the next week that Gabe will get the prime number thing wrong...

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31 - the number of times during the next hour that Gabe will impugn wirthling's sexual proclivities...

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