RCL no. 6275 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-07-18

This isn't good... Why? The homeowners' association is fining you $500 for not landscaping your backyard! But, I have a good excuse. I don't think having no arms is going to work this time! That's not it... Trump's cracking down at the border, so Home Depot® has no Mexicans!

RCL no. 6284 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-19-18

Did you nail his wife's pussy lips together like I ordered you, Butch? Yes, master. Good. Goooood. I would have done it myself, but, as you know, I have no- ARMS... Yeah, I know. We all know. Everyone on this fucking website knows.

RCL no. 6317 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-18

What am I looking at..? The dark roast. And, you want me to what exactly? I want you to pour me a cup, dipshit! With what? My penis? You must be related to that little shit, Elbows Ethan!

RCL no. 6360 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-27-18

There he was... A young boy, wandering throughout my parish. Alone. Defenseless. Then, what happened? I asked him where he lives and made sure he got home unmolested, of course. So, you never laid a hand on him, Father McFeely? Were you not paying attention? I only said he got home unmolested. I wish I could say I never saw that coming in order to qualify for this comic contest, but I can't!

RCL no. 6366 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-30-18

How was the cattle drive? Real good... You should ride with us next time. No, I couldn't possibly do that. Why? Because, you have no arms? That, plus I have no horse! Road. House.

RCL no. 6437 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-28-18

This is our place, Melty... Do you hear me? OUR PLACE!!! I hear the neighbors are Russian women! Sweet! Ever fuck a hairy armpit? No, but I did French-kiss Ragu's pig's butthole. I don't recommend it, by the by.

RCL no. 6475 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-18

Whatcha doing, Captain Obvious? Levitating, Melty! Isn't it OBVIOUS? My question was rhetorical. Whatever that means! It's a question not looking for an answer. Then why in the name of Phreaky's tits did you ask it?

RCL no. 6477 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-18

I've done it, Melty... I've figured out a way to attach working arms to your torso! How much? Only $750,000! I can't afford that because I have no health insurance! No problem... Pretend you're an illegal alien!

RCL no. 6487 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-18

Well, I'm off... Thank you for coming by! Well..? My mind's a blank... I have no idea where I'm going! I told you to lay off the Diet Coke!

RCL no. 6597 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-23-19

Meanwhile, over at the WGC-Mexico Championship.... Wow... I wish I could swing a golf club like that Dustin Johnson! I wish I could swing a golf club! (Awkward silence.) Sorry, dude... I forgot you have no arms! If, I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it!

Groovy! - Another four_legged rip-off! by edoggydog 3-05-19

Tell me what you see when you look into my eyes... Okay, I see- ___________________________________________________________________ I said my EYES, not my chest, dipshit! Oh. Sorry.

RCL no. 6755 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-19

Why do you think the latest comic contest isn't doing too well? Let's face it... The other strippers on this website pale in comparison to the pure geniusness of RCLG's creativity and humor when it comes to the random comic layout! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I just peed myself laughing so hard! I just icicled myself!

RCL no. 6986 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-27-19

Okay, Melty... I need you to sweep out this cubicle. I have no arms! You knew that when you hired me... Yeah, but Rags quit, so it's either you or me, and I'm certainly not going to be the one doing wetback work! Wow, you must be the Wicked Witch of the Southwest! You one of them beaner-lovers?

RCL no. 7002 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-14-19

Well, we're a little early, but the women should be pouring in soon! Cool. If, we say the right words to these bitches, I'm sure we'll both be pounding poon later this evening! Not me! Why? Because you have no penis? That, and I have no good pick up lines!

RCL no. 7017 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-18-20

What do you see, Melty... There's nobody around! I think the only one we need to be concerned with is Jew_Blew, but he's probably in his man cave jacking it to bug-smashing porn! At his age??? Does it even still get hard??? Speaking of hard, it shouldn't be too hard to put up an SFPD while everyone's gone and the Blew man is whacking his wet noodle in the man cave! LET'S DO THIS!!!

RCL no. 7050 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-01-20

What a beautiful day, right, Mr. Happy? I guess if one were a snowman, it would be a beautiful day, right, Melty? I am a snowman, dipshit! What does that word mean? "Dipshit"? No, "snowman"!

RCL no. 7083 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-22-20

We're looking for volunteer fireman, Melty... I have no arms! Besides, I'll melt if I get to close to an open flame! You could join the paramedic team. I have no CPR certification!

RCL no. 7147 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-15-20

Fuck. What's wrong, Chen? I can't believe she kicked my ass again! Your wife? No. Gal Gadot. And, you're complaining???

RCL no. 7305 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-21

So, you think you can attach a pair of arms to me? I know I can! Then let's get started! Right after you fill out all these forms behind me! I can't fill them out because I HAVE NO FUCKING ARMS!!! Aye, there's the rub!

RCL no. 7342 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-05-21

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Wow... Bubba's really givng the anal to the new prisoner! Yeah... Ain't it great? OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! What? I meant, bad... So, sorry. My english isn't all that good. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! I think your next, by the way... Sweet! I mean, darn! English such a tricky language.

RCL no. 7370 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

She's late... Don't worry... She'll be here! What am I doing here anyway? I have no penis! I need you to record me as I undo Phreaky's bra and let her chest zeppelins bounce on my forehead! My Sony Handy-cam is broken and I have no space on my I-Phone! You're just fucking full of good news, aren't you, Melty?

RCL no. 7682 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-10-23

"Have you completed the writing assignment, Melty?" No, ma'am. "Why not?" Take a wild guess! "Because you have no arms?" That and I totally forgot about it!

RCL no. 7695 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-20-23

So, they charged you with armed robbery? Yes. But, you have no arms! Yeah, but my huge penis was mistaken for a shotgun barrel! I'm afraid to look down!

RCL no. 7409 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-23-22

Well, this is awkward... Yes, it is. Promise you won't tell anyone what happened here tonight. I've already forgotten about it. How is that possible? I have no memory!

RCL no. 7370 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

She's late... Don't worry... She'll be here! What am I doing here anyway? I have no penis! I need you to record me as I undo Phreaky's bra and let her chest zeppelins bounce on my forehead! My Sony Handy-cam is broken and I have no space on my I-Phone! You're just fucking full of good news, aren't you, Melty?